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avatar-kermit:
harvard-dad:
are u kidding me
Sometimes they shrink in the wash
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avatar-kermit:
harvard-dad:
are u kidding me
Sometimes they shrink in the wash
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Feb. 4th, 2018
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there’s no way this girl didn’t know how to use a vending machine. she thought you were cute, formed a game plan, and fucking executed it. i’m proud of her
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there’s no way this girl didn’t know how to use a vending machine. she thought you were cute, formed a game plan, and fucking executed it. i’m proud of her
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dat-goat-boi:
My content gets shittier every day.
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dat-goat-boi:
My content gets shittier every day.
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superheroesincolor:
Chel, The Road to El Dorado #Cosplay by Fudgie Cosplay
Watch “Road to El Dorado” online or get the Blu-ray/DVD here
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superheroesincolor:
Chel, The Road to El Dorado #Cosplay by Fudgie Cosplay
Watch “Road to El Dorado” online or get the Blu-ray/DVD here
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gaymilesedgeworth:
that’s one of the things about defining “sexual attraction” as “looking at someone and thinking that you want to fuck them”
i think lesbians in particular often have a difficult time even recognizing that what they’re experiencing is attraction?
i rarely look at a woman and think to myself “dang i want to fuck her.” it’s always more just a strong feeling, like a sense of being really drawn to her or being interested by her or enjoying her a lot, that just feels different than finding someone intriguing or cool in a platonic way.
i’ve known i liked women since i was thirteen years old and i still have a hard time recognizing when i feel attracted to a woman! on more than one occasion i have misinterpreted those feelings as intense dislike or outright HATRED. sometimes i’ll walk by a woman and think to myself “i wonder why i found her so interesting to look at,” before remembering that i’m a big fucking lesbian
it’s just a very internal and subjective personal experience that won’t be the same for everyone and attempting to concretely define it or dissect it into discrete parts is always going to be a fool’s errand
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gaymilesedgeworth:
that’s one of the things about defining “sexual attraction” as “looking at someone and thinking that you want to fuck them”
i think lesbians in particular often have a difficult time even recognizing that what they’re experiencing is attraction?
i rarely look at a woman and think to myself “dang i want to fuck her.” it’s always more just a strong feeling, like a sense of being really drawn to her or being interested by her or enjoying her a lot, that just feels different than finding someone intriguing or cool in a platonic way.
i’ve known i liked women since i was thirteen years old and i still have a hard time recognizing when i feel attracted to a woman! on more than one occasion i have misinterpreted those feelings as intense dislike or outright HATRED. sometimes i’ll walk by a woman and think to myself “i wonder why i found her so interesting to look at,” before remembering that i’m a big fucking lesbian
it’s just a very internal and subjective personal experience that won’t be the same for everyone and attempting to concretely define it or dissect it into discrete parts is always going to be a fool’s errand
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997:
u ever seen someone SO ur type that ur blood pressure just drops
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997:
u ever seen someone SO ur type that ur blood pressure just drops
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hubblegleeflower:
raincityruckus:
to-galgadot:
💜😍💜😍💜😍
i am overcome
Today’s sexuality: Gal Gadot flicking up the hem of her skirt and casually taking two pistols out of the tops of her thigh high stockings, looking bored but somehow also cheeky.
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hubblegleeflower:
raincityruckus:
to-galgadot:
💜😍💜😍💜😍
i am overcome
Today’s sexuality: Gal Gadot flicking up the hem of her skirt and casually taking two pistols out of the tops of her thigh high stockings, looking bored but somehow also cheeky.
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energyprison:“c'est la vie” is just a
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energyprison:
“c'est la vie” is just a fancy way to say “thats how it is on this bitch of an earth”
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energyprison:
“c'est la vie” is just a fancy way to say “thats how it is on this bitch of an earth”
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I JUST NOTICED SOMETHING
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saturninaries:
smcempathy:
clockwork-cturtle:
otkouhai:
astrum - star
nauta - sailor
ASTRONAUT LITERALLY MEANS “STAR SAILOR” HOW CUTE IS THAT
Neil Armstrong is Sailor Moon confirmed
Author of Sailor Moon, Dr. Naoko Takeuchi
God I always forget that Takeuchi literally has a PhD in chemistry.
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saturninaries:
smcempathy:
clockwork-cturtle:
otkouhai:
astrum - star
nauta - sailor
ASTRONAUT LITERALLY MEANS “STAR SAILOR” HOW CUTE IS THAT
Neil Armstrong is Sailor Moon confirmed
Author of Sailor Moon, Dr. Naoko Takeuchi
God I always forget that Takeuchi literally has a PhD in chemistry.
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budgiebazooka:
anti-anti-survivor:
pumpkinvictor:
pumpkinvictor:
pumpkinvictor:
pumpkinvictor:
if i were a zookeeper my intrusive thoughts would be wild
brain: slap that penguin. right across his little blubbery tummy. it’ll jiggle.
me: no??? that’s mean???
brain: polar bear, then
me: no
brain: the lions just got fed raw meat
me: yes?
brain: steal it and eat it in front of them
me: …
rowan i want you to know that this is the best possible reply i could have received
I work with animals and this is true for me. No, I cannot eat sea stars out the touch tank no matter HOW good you think the cronch will be, brain.
sometimes you wonder what was going through the head of the first human to eat something really weird and then you see this post and stop wondering
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budgiebazooka:
anti-anti-survivor:
pumpkinvictor:
pumpkinvictor:
pumpkinvictor:
pumpkinvictor:
if i were a zookeeper my intrusive thoughts would be wild
brain: slap that penguin. right across his little blubbery tummy. it’ll jiggle.
me: no??? that’s mean???
brain: polar bear, then
me: no
brain: the lions just got fed raw meat
me: yes?
brain: steal it and eat it in front of them
me: …
rowan i want you to know that this is the best possible reply i could have received
I work with animals and this is true for me. No, I cannot eat sea stars out the touch tank no matter HOW good you think the cronch will be, brain.
sometimes you wonder what was going through the head of the first human to eat something really weird and then you see this post and stop wondering
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nitrogens:
vaporub:
nitrogens:
upsasuke
what the FUCK is upsasuke
tch…. nothing that concerns you
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nitrogens:
vaporub:
nitrogens:
upsasuke
what the FUCK is upsasuke
tch…. nothing that concerns you
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cooliogirl101:
butt-grab:
so we went to an improv show and we played this game where somebody is given a trait and another player has to guess what it is based on how they answer questions
and one of the players who was a taxidermist was asked “what do you do for a living?” and she replied “oh you know…. stuff” AND TO THIS DAY THAT IS THE GREATEST PUN I HAVE EVER HEARD MY GOD
@athanatosora cuz I know how much u love puns
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cooliogirl101:
butt-grab:
so we went to an improv show and we played this game where somebody is given a trait and another player has to guess what it is based on how they answer questions
and one of the players who was a taxidermist was asked “what do you do for a living?” and she replied “oh you know…. stuff” AND TO THIS DAY THAT IS THE GREATEST PUN I HAVE EVER HEARD MY GOD
@athanatosora cuz I know how much u love puns
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twat-you-dirty-cunt:
ashleysavannahhh:
maniclucidity:
arandomthot:
Find someone who supports you like this
Dis the kinda reaction I need when I be snappin bae lmao
I need a bae who gonna appreciate my selfies like this 😩😩😔
Where he at tho 😭😔
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twat-you-dirty-cunt:
ashleysavannahhh:
maniclucidity:
arandomthot:
Find someone who supports you like this
Dis the kinda reaction I need when I be snappin bae lmao
I need a bae who gonna appreciate my selfies like this 😩😩😔
Where he at tho 😭😔
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sayares13:
rollerskatinglizard:
a-queer-seminarian:
i love experiencing how my classmates work to avoid misgendering me. for instance, today one classmate greeted the rest of our small group:
“All right ladies and gentlemen — and Avery”
another time a classmate went:
“Pardon me, ma’am — uh, sir, uh….esteemed one”
and, my absolute fave:
“Hey ladies! — and gentleThem”
i love these moments both because they’re humorous and because they show how hard these folks are trying! it’s not about getting it right every time at first, but consistently correcting yourself!
It’s not about getting it right every time at first, but consistently correcting yourself!
Another takeaway from this is that we should get rid of “sir” and “ma'am” and instead use “esteemed one” as formal address for everyone.
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sayares13:
rollerskatinglizard:
a-queer-seminarian:
i love experiencing how my classmates work to avoid misgendering me. for instance, today one classmate greeted the rest of our small group:
“All right ladies and gentlemen — and Avery”
another time a classmate went:
“Pardon me, ma’am — uh, sir, uh….esteemed one”
and, my absolute fave:
“Hey ladies! — and gentleThem”
i love these moments both because they’re humorous and because they show how hard these folks are trying! it’s not about getting it right every time at first, but consistently correcting yourself!
It’s not about getting it right every time at first, but consistently correcting yourself!
Another takeaway from this is that we should get rid of “sir” and “ma'am” and instead use “esteemed one” as formal address for everyone.
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