trainthief: sapphoshands: …i love her?!?

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trainthief:

sapphoshands:

…i love her?!?

QUEEN OF BEING HUMAN 
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2srooky: mostly-void-partially-ink: muttpunk: i know im a...

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2srooky:

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muttpunk:

i know im a trans guy but this girl code is my favorite thing.

I’m a large sized, intimidating, bearded tattood, white male who often gets read as straight and neurotypical. I’ve had to use this on dates before. I recommend it to literally everyone ever who goes on tinder or Internet set up dates. I never go on first dates without setting this up now.

And if someone gets upset when you say you just have to text your friend occasionally that you are OK nope the fuck out and go. Just get out. Nobody with honest intentions will be upset if you say you need to text your friend every half hour to let them know you are OK. Psychos come in and prey on every gender, race and sexuality.

Stay safe and have a good time. <3

My friends and I always used a checkup “how’s the weather??” Text and if the response was anything but ‘sunny’ or ‘clear’ (like cloudy/stormy) we knew to call or go to them to help. It’s a little more casual too if your date catches a peek at your phone.
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congregamus: radicalbehavior: 3107032619: sugar1111stick: The...

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sugar1111stick:

There is ah God…wowwww!

Wow Truly Beautiful

The walk up+The dramatic pause+The call for attention+The showmanship= Art

In my mind, this piece will always be called “Werquing femme sings her own Creation”
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willietheplaidjacket: deprofundisclamoadte: deprofundisclamoadte: wheres the fic where Clark Kent...

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deprofundisclamoadte:

wheres the fic where Clark Kent gets caught kissing Batman, and then gets hounded by the media every waking moment because “average civilian is dating Batman!!” and Clarks mourning the loss of his anonymity, meanwhile Bruce thinks its fucking hilarious, enjoy dealing w the press in both of your alter egos now, pretty boy, so Clark waits several months for the whole thing to die down before showing up as Superman to some party Bruce is attending and flying up to Bruce and going “paybacks a bitch” and just full on makes out with him in front of like a million reporters

#imagine all the criminals trying to kidnap batman’s boyfriend and clark’s struggle to look like a Normal Human Man#‘yes you have definitely stabbed me i am very stabbed right now’ (x)

Now here’s a Batman Vs Superman I’d pay to see.
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Octopuses can fit through any gap larger than their beak.

What a beautiful octopus.
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Our heater is broken and the house is FRIGID. Good thing I have so many blankets (including a heated one), but now I have to get dressed and I reaaaally don’t want to take off my fuzzy pajamas
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girl: come over

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girl: come over
me: i cant
girl: i understand
me: i love you
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