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Nov. 21st, 2017
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18thcenturyart:
Jean-Honoré Fragonard - The Swing (1767), oil on canvas
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Jean-Honoré Fragonard - The Swing (1767), oil on canvas
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clintfbarton:
âIn the aftermath of the battle, I went into the temple and I found a baby.â
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clintfbarton:
âIn the aftermath of the battle, I went into the temple and I found a baby.â
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wowhead:
wowhead:
altonin:
me: oh thatâs some really sweet good art of two guys in love in their average flat. what a gentle depiction of everyday life
the opâs tags: anthro!courage the cowardly dog/john the baptist
where
whereâs the fucking picture
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wowhead:
wowhead:
altonin:
me: oh thatâs some really sweet good art of two guys in love in their average flat. what a gentle depiction of everyday life
the opâs tags: anthro!courage the cowardly dog/john the baptist
where
whereâs the fucking picture
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me: *procrastinates necessary things*
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me: *procrastinates necessary things*
me: *procrastinates enjoyable things*
me @ me: why are you like this
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me: *procrastinates necessary things*
me: *procrastinates enjoyable things*
me @ me: why are you like this
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should-be-sleeping:
paisleywitch:
Lancelotâs haircut was interrupted by a downpour so now heâs Lancelion, the Glorious.
Shit, he sure is.
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should-be-sleeping:
paisleywitch:
Lancelotâs haircut was interrupted by a downpour so now heâs Lancelion, the Glorious.
Shit, he sure is.
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pagetbewbster:
this is it⊠the worst text a guy has ever sent me in my entire 2 decades of lifeâŠ. I surpassed the 5 stages of grief when I read it and astral projected straight to hell
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pagetbewbster:
this is it⊠the worst text a guy has ever sent me in my entire 2 decades of lifeâŠ. I surpassed the 5 stages of grief when I read it and astral projected straight to hell
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widowgaycer:
naoya: this is my ultimate persona amon-ra, heâs stripy.
tatsuya: this is apollo. heâs much cooler than my base persona so everyone draws me with him instead of vulcanus.
maya: this is artemis! sheâs blue and her name isnât confusing so i love her!
minato: yeah so this is messiah, heâs literally jesus, bow down to your saviour.
minako: same.
yu: this is izanagi-no-okami. he is my base persona with a new sword and a coat of paint.
akira: this is SATANAEL heâs BIGGER THAN A FUCKING SKYSCRAPER and he has a GIANT GUN which he used to SHOOT GOD IN THE HEAD and heâs a DEMON LORD and heâs SO MUCH COOLER THAN ANY OF YOURS.
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widowgaycer:
naoya: this is my ultimate persona amon-ra, heâs stripy.
tatsuya: this is apollo. heâs much cooler than my base persona so everyone draws me with him instead of vulcanus.
maya: this is artemis! sheâs blue and her name isnât confusing so i love her!
minato: yeah so this is messiah, heâs literally jesus, bow down to your saviour.
minako: same.
yu: this is izanagi-no-okami. he is my base persona with a new sword and a coat of paint.
akira: this is SATANAEL heâs BIGGER THAN A FUCKING SKYSCRAPER and he has a GIANT GUN which he used to SHOOT GOD IN THE HEAD and heâs a DEMON LORD and heâs SO MUCH COOLER THAN ANY OF YOURS.
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fluffybunnybadass:
ravenbara:
So on top of the recent Boris vet visit and the upcoming recheck visit both being a massive drain on my financial stateâŠ.. my phone screen just bit the dust. Â
I reached out to a local repair place and they want almost as much as it would cost to finish paying of the phone and replace it with something else. My phone is part of how i function. I listen to audio books to keep track of time and not be alone with my thoughts. I use it as my alarm and my schedule keeper. I use it to play pokemon go and keep myself active. And this is something I canât afford to replace right now. Â
So I hate doing this but I want to remind everyone that I have a ko-fi page at
link
I will do a reading for you in exchange for a ko-fi donation. The available decks i have are:
Ravenâs Halloween dice and oracle deck (of my own making)
The Fantod Pack (doesnât get along with me super well but I will do my best)
The Justice League Tarot
Ravenâs Conspiracy (a bird photo oracle deck of my own making)
Mini Tarot of the Pagan Cats
and the Idiosyncradeck Tarot
I also have an etsy store!Â
http://ift.tt/2hIxxOn
If you type into the comments âtrick or treatâ i will include a free halloween good bag with your order! And because my money situation is getting pretty tight and desperate I will also offer the tarot readings as a bonus to any purchases from my etsy shop as well!
All of these are available on my etsy.
Please feel free to reblog or bookmark if you canât help right now. I will be adding listings to my etsy and images to my ko-fi routinely.
Thank you for your time.
Please help support my friends! raven is a super sweet, appreciative person who always makes sure to reach out whenever I or others feel lonely. Even if you canât donate, a reblog is helpful!
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fluffybunnybadass:
ravenbara:
So on top of the recent Boris vet visit and the upcoming recheck visit both being a massive drain on my financial stateâŠ.. my phone screen just bit the dust. Â
I reached out to a local repair place and they want almost as much as it would cost to finish paying of the phone and replace it with something else. My phone is part of how i function. I listen to audio books to keep track of time and not be alone with my thoughts. I use it as my alarm and my schedule keeper. I use it to play pokemon go and keep myself active. And this is something I canât afford to replace right now. Â
So I hate doing this but I want to remind everyone that I have a ko-fi page at
link
I will do a reading for you in exchange for a ko-fi donation. The available decks i have are:
Ravenâs Halloween dice and oracle deck (of my own making)
The Fantod Pack (doesnât get along with me super well but I will do my best)
The Justice League Tarot
Ravenâs Conspiracy (a bird photo oracle deck of my own making)
Mini Tarot of the Pagan Cats
and the Idiosyncradeck Tarot
I also have an etsy store!Â
http://ift.tt/2hIxxOn
If you type into the comments âtrick or treatâ i will include a free halloween good bag with your order! And because my money situation is getting pretty tight and desperate I will also offer the tarot readings as a bonus to any purchases from my etsy shop as well!
All of these are available on my etsy.
Please feel free to reblog or bookmark if you canât help right now. I will be adding listings to my etsy and images to my ko-fi routinely.
Thank you for your time.
Please help support my friends! raven is a super sweet, appreciative person who always makes sure to reach out whenever I or others feel lonely. Even if you canât donate, a reblog is helpful!
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kvothe-kingkiller:
promache:
scotchtapeofficial:
xekstrin:
overachieversloth:
snugglebug-the-mighty:
jewishdragon:
mercy-misrule:
lslines:
goodfriendo:
jerkstorecalling:
jerkstorecalling:
rubynrags:
jerkstorecalling:
pymparticles:
jerkstorecalling:
âEveryoneâs had tuna tartare before.â
This is the least relatable and most infuriating cooking video Iâve seen to date.
I love how out of nowhere he casually drops that one of the ingredients in the dish takes a fucking WEEK to prepare.
First, pop your tuna steaks, bowl, and meat grinder in your Samsung Smart Freezer for ten minutes.
That gives us enough time to blend these vegetables together and let it ferment for ten days.
When your ten minutes and ten days have simultaneously passed, weâre ready to grind and combine. But you know this. Everyoneâs had tuna tartare before.
Now, youâre going to take your gold leaf and marinate that in about 3 gallons of Rose for at least 75 hours. This is a crucial part of tuna tartare, as you know.
You can put your tartare back in the freezer, but for no more than ten minutes at a time. I like to get my butler, Chauncey, to stand watch of the tuna and make sure it goes for a walk in our greenhouse every 3 hours.Â
Next, grab your toast. I like to get mine fresh from Morocco, so youâre gonna have to book a flight at least 7 weeks in advance from this dish.
I like to make my friends WATCH the fish go through the grinder. A party isnât a party until my friends watch me grind fish meat
This still pisses me off a full 24 hours later and Iâm glad others share my ire
This is one of the most infuriating things Iâve watched thanks I hate it
@mercy-misrule
my favourite thing is him dropping in casually the smoked olive oil that you yourself are supposed to hot smoke
Iâm literally dying
like the dish actually looks great but itâs so hard to see that under the thick layer of GO FUCK YOURSELF
this is extremely tone deaf for us standard edition people, but it is an advertisement for people who have the Insane Amounts of Money to drop on that crazy ass refrigerator and on a huge ass chunk of red tuna for a snack.
So what you get at the end is the wildest piece of culinary comedy possible for the actual masses.
you want to take a meat grinderâ you have a meat grinder, right? well everyone knows your meat grinder needs to be the same temperature as the meat you grind by hand
my favorite part of this is alongside shit like âprepare a mason jar of sriracha a week in advance & take it out once a day to stirâ sliding by way too casually, u also have such insightful gems as âhow to fucking REMOVE AN AVOCADO PITâ what audience is this FOR
how has no one mentioned chef marcâs insightful take on how relationships should be like avocadoes⊠âsoft, but firmâ
????
One of the easiest things to prepare
bitch what??? anything that requires smoking your own damn olive oil is not easy to prepare
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kvothe-kingkiller:
promache:
scotchtapeofficial:
xekstrin:
overachieversloth:
snugglebug-the-mighty:
jewishdragon:
mercy-misrule:
lslines:
goodfriendo:
jerkstorecalling:
jerkstorecalling:
rubynrags:
jerkstorecalling:
pymparticles:
jerkstorecalling:
âEveryoneâs had tuna tartare before.â
This is the least relatable and most infuriating cooking video Iâve seen to date.
I love how out of nowhere he casually drops that one of the ingredients in the dish takes a fucking WEEK to prepare.
First, pop your tuna steaks, bowl, and meat grinder in your Samsung Smart Freezer for ten minutes.
That gives us enough time to blend these vegetables together and let it ferment for ten days.
When your ten minutes and ten days have simultaneously passed, weâre ready to grind and combine. But you know this. Everyoneâs had tuna tartare before.
Now, youâre going to take your gold leaf and marinate that in about 3 gallons of Rose for at least 75 hours. This is a crucial part of tuna tartare, as you know.
You can put your tartare back in the freezer, but for no more than ten minutes at a time. I like to get my butler, Chauncey, to stand watch of the tuna and make sure it goes for a walk in our greenhouse every 3 hours.Â
Next, grab your toast. I like to get mine fresh from Morocco, so youâre gonna have to book a flight at least 7 weeks in advance from this dish.
I like to make my friends WATCH the fish go through the grinder. A party isnât a party until my friends watch me grind fish meat
This still pisses me off a full 24 hours later and Iâm glad others share my ire
This is one of the most infuriating things Iâve watched thanks I hate it
@mercy-misrule
my favourite thing is him dropping in casually the smoked olive oil that you yourself are supposed to hot smoke
Iâm literally dying
like the dish actually looks great but itâs so hard to see that under the thick layer of GO FUCK YOURSELF
this is extremely tone deaf for us standard edition people, but it is an advertisement for people who have the Insane Amounts of Money to drop on that crazy ass refrigerator and on a huge ass chunk of red tuna for a snack.
So what you get at the end is the wildest piece of culinary comedy possible for the actual masses.
you want to take a meat grinderâ you have a meat grinder, right? well everyone knows your meat grinder needs to be the same temperature as the meat you grind by hand
my favorite part of this is alongside shit like âprepare a mason jar of sriracha a week in advance & take it out once a day to stirâ sliding by way too casually, u also have such insightful gems as âhow to fucking REMOVE AN AVOCADO PITâ what audience is this FOR
how has no one mentioned chef marcâs insightful take on how relationships should be like avocadoes⊠âsoft, but firmâ
????
One of the easiest things to prepare
bitch what??? anything that requires smoking your own damn olive oil is not easy to prepare
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theamazingdigitalart:
Stranger Things 2 by Gop Gap
Stranger Things, Vol. 2 (A Netflix Original Series Soundtrack)
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Stranger Things 2 by Gop Gap
Stranger Things, Vol. 2 (A Netflix Original Series Soundtrack)
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scruffyturtles:
1) We were robbed of Haru interactions with the rest of the party members
2) no, I donât really get tired of drawing Haru
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scruffyturtles:
1) We were robbed of Haru interactions with the rest of the party members
2) no, I donât really get tired of drawing Haru
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johnjanuarius:
tostadasheep:
A Statistics teacher in Gotham makes a graph comparing times when Bruce Wayne goes on long vacations with times Batman gets beaten up really badly by villains to illustrate to his class how correlation does not equal causation.
Well, obviously Bruce Wayne wouldnât want to be in Gotham when Batman is in recovery and canât protect the city. Duh!
And thatâs how âThe Coward Bruce Wayneâ became an incredibly popular Gotham meme
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johnjanuarius:
tostadasheep:
A Statistics teacher in Gotham makes a graph comparing times when Bruce Wayne goes on long vacations with times Batman gets beaten up really badly by villains to illustrate to his class how correlation does not equal causation.
Well, obviously Bruce Wayne wouldnât want to be in Gotham when Batman is in recovery and canât protect the city. Duh!
And thatâs how âThe Coward Bruce Wayneâ became an incredibly popular Gotham meme
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lysistrescent:
atomicbionde:
this is your yearly reminder that animals are not toys. they are a huge commitment. even small pets like hamsters and fish can be expensive and require a lot of work. if youâre planning to get someone a pet as a gift this holiday season, please only do so if youâre 100% sure that they are willing and able to take responsibility for the well-being of a living thing, potentially for years or even decades.
My fish are honestly more work than my catsâ which I am totally fine with and it is worth it. But treating âsmall petsâ like theyâre zero maintenance is such a stupid and pervasive idea.
That said, I do think having pets and the responsibility that comes with them can be good for some people (e.g. depressed folk with strong enough empathy that they push through for their pets). On days when I feel like I canât do anything, I still have to take care of them, and the inertia occasionally helps me take care of myself.
Go pets.
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lysistrescent:
atomicbionde:
this is your yearly reminder that animals are not toys. they are a huge commitment. even small pets like hamsters and fish can be expensive and require a lot of work. if youâre planning to get someone a pet as a gift this holiday season, please only do so if youâre 100% sure that they are willing and able to take responsibility for the well-being of a living thing, potentially for years or even decades.
My fish are honestly more work than my catsâ which I am totally fine with and it is worth it. But treating âsmall petsâ like theyâre zero maintenance is such a stupid and pervasive idea.
That said, I do think having pets and the responsibility that comes with them can be good for some people (e.g. depressed folk with strong enough empathy that they push through for their pets). On days when I feel like I canât do anything, I still have to take care of them, and the inertia occasionally helps me take care of myself.
Go pets.
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pochowek:
walt disney is a coward for inventing the underground system of tunnels for employees below disneyland because he saw a cowboy run through a futuristic set to get to his theme ride. a real creative type wouldâve invented overwatch right there and then
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pochowek:
walt disney is a coward for inventing the underground system of tunnels for employees below disneyland because he saw a cowboy run through a futuristic set to get to his theme ride. a real creative type wouldâve invented overwatch right there and then
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slowdivestyles:
bonus track on zaynâs new album
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slowdivestyles:
bonus track on zaynâs new album
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