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Delhi Queer Pride 2017 🏳️‍🌈

These people are doing it right.
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please don’t call your genitals weird things like “dinky doo” or “no no carrot” like I’m not even gonna give a reason please just stop doing that

well isn’t that just a kick in the danger clam
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asked a customer if he had a MyPanera card and he told me a “disreputable friend” of his stole all his rewards cards while he was in a year-long coma
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I’m working on eating more vegetables (and fruits) because my diet SUCKS and honestly the goal I don’t even meet every day is to eat ONE fruit or veggie. The other day I made the vinaigrette my grandma makes and the salad was SO TASTY and I ate so much of it I was barely hungry for the main course I made. So here is the recipe!

Rachel’s Grandma’s Vinaigrette(no measurements cause that’s how grandmas roll. Just sort of do what feels like a good amount for the amount of salad you have and taste test)

* Olive oil

*Balsamic Vinegar

*Dijon Mustard (seedless)

*Orange Juice

*Honey

*Salt and pepper

Use whatever bowl you’re going to be serving your salad in. Now, for a lot of vinaigrette recipes I’ve seen, the majority of the dressing olive oil with a smaller amount of vinegar. BUT for this recipe, put an equal amount of olive oil and balsamic vinegar. Spoon in a small amount of the Dijon (I do maybe a half tablespoon? I don’t measure, but it’s around that amount), a splash of orange juice, and a good squirt of honey. Then just throw in a good amount of salt and pepper and WHISK THAT BABY til it’s all smooth and emulsified. Dip in a finger to taste and see if you need to adjust any ingredients. It should be sweet, salty, and sour all at once.

Don’t dress your salad until right before you’re about to eat it, because otherwise it will get soggy! If you’re making the salad as a side dish, put it to the side until you’re done cooking everything else. The best thing to do is dry your lettuce thoroughly after you wash it (a salad spinner is great, but I don’t have one), and then toss it in the bowl with the vinaigrette before serving. I like to use red leaf lettuce.

ENJOY
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The myth that your earning potential as a sex worker is directly correlated to how close you are to eighteen is one that is perpetuated by management to make you believe that you are infinitely replaceable as a worker, and to stop you from demanding better treatment and more money. Pass it on.

I started a phone sex line for my mother to survive after she became disabled at 50, she gets more calls than I do. Don’t ever let them tell you that you’ve “aged out” or anything else equally ridiculous because your worth is NOT related to how under 30 you are!!
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This is Kyo and he doesn’t know what’s going on.
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You can read up to 500 words per minute

THIS MADE ME CRY WHAT THE FUCK

I. FEEL. LIKE. A GOD.

Oh thank heavens someone decent reblogged this…

I feel like this is also why playing video games like Pokemon taught me to be a fast reader. I was impatient so I set the text speed to high and just went with it. It freaking works.

If anyone wants to actually try this thing, they have a bookmarklet and other stuff you can use here.
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To this day, I love eating steak tacos before going to the red carpets.

she’s seriously the most adorable ever, goddamn
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this wins over other pro-gay commercials because you had no idea he was gay and then you can’t tell which one is his husband

they are showing them as people

not as gays and straights

fuckin love this commercial

can we just talk abotu the fact that the husbands arent even bringing the drinks over theyre just standing there next to the drinks and chatting

fuckin useless husbands

they are showing anyone can be useless. Even gay people

they are saying that it doesn’t matter if you are gay or straight. You can still be a useless person

this post got better
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The best cover for Bruce Wayne would be dumb carefree playboy who is also Instagram Optimistic, everyday he’s posting a selfie of his smiling at his breakfast with a caption like “it’s a waffle day! #goodvibesingotham #grateful” or a picture of a sunrise with a caption that’s just “wow #blessed” 

Bruce Wayne ending up as Gotham’s favoured son because he may be an idiot, but he’s a cheerful idiot, and he donates tons to charity and genuinely loves Gotham and actually, truthfully does put a lot back into the city. And his instagram is a bright ray of sunshine, and honestly there are a lot of people in the city who get surprisingly defensive of their Dumb Carefree Playboy because, okay, sure, every month or so Bruce Wayne falls off a yacht or sleeps with a reporter or whatever. The man clearly never met a healthy coping skill even once in his life.

But as far as news regarding Gotham’s prominent citizens go, Bruce’s ‘scandals’ are so normal that it’s downright refreshing. When a headline has ‘Bruce Wayne’ in the title, you know you’re either going to read some Celebrity Gossip level non-drama, or else something to do with a charity. Maybe he’s been kidnapped again, but that’s only happened a few times. Bruce Wayne news is like the Gotham equivalent to special reports about dogs who rescue their owners from drowning, or raccoons who’ve figured out how to get past the new self-locking garbage can lids.

And there’s something weirdly reassuring about following his twitter. Like, if Bruce Wayne is tweeting about a really neat old tree he just saw, things must at least be sort of alright.

(Meanwhile, Bruce’s social media persona is 100% him flanderizing Clark.)

what if Happy Bruce is kind of a little bit real.

like, it started out as a distraction to keep the media away from batman. but being so dour all the time is exhausting, and he has serious Issues and isn’t really working on them. having this one little outlet where he can just step away from the weight of the world and be happy for a second is a kind of therapy. he needs it.

then there comes a time when he can’t access the internet for a while. he’s trapped in some other dimension or something. but he keeps queueing up these posts, even the ones he knows he’ll have to delete because they’d give something away, because he just. doesn’t feel right if he doesn’t do it.

“roasted iguana for supper again. i think i’m getting good at this! #cooking #barbecue #alfredwouldbeproud”

As with all Batman headcanon’s I’ve seen on this site. This is 100% accurate. Granted it was before the advent of Social media where it was in the comics, but there was a time where the general attitude towards Bruce Wayne was that while he was as irresponsible as any other person with more money then sense, he tended to throw his money at things like the GCPD Widows and Orphans fund, or that woman who ran a free clinic out of the old apartment complex at Crime Alley, or buying new state-of-the-art diagnostic machinery for Gotham General Hospital to add to the Doctor Thomas and Martha Wayne Memorial Clinic, in the Martha Wayne Wing of the Doctor Thomas Wayne Memorial building on the Martha and Doctor Thomas Wayne Memorial Plaza. Then when there was a scandal the headlines read things like “Bruce Wayne gets drunk at college frat party, accidentally pays off tuition for 36 students thinking it was bail money.” Or “Bruce Wayne spotted handing car keys and $100 bill to notorious crime boss Oswald ‘The Penguin’ Cobblepot. Claims he thought Penguin was Valet.”

Bruce Wayne as the Keanu Reeves of Gotham. I dig it.

confirmed
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Krum attacked Fleur, who responded with “Sacré bleu!” This exclamation is a phrase with many possible meanings and connotations. Literally, it translates to ‘sacred blue’, a phrase which does not appear to make much literal sense, and might lead an earwitness to suspect that the speaker is invoking some kind of nefarious coded phrase. The French invented it as a way to swear without invoking the name of God, as ‘bleu’ and ‘Dieu’ are similar sounding words, such as ‘look’ and ‘book’, or ‘code’ and ‘forebode’, or even ‘last breath’ and ‘painful death’.

This history, while fascinating, is not in fact relevant to this situation. For I, dear reader, happen to be privy to exactly what the young Miss Delacour meant when she exclaimed “Sacré bleu!”, thanks to a chance interview in a crowded fish statue three years after the fact. And so “Sacré bleu” in fact here means ‘oh fucking shit’.
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bri on 35mm film

photographed by me

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With Net Neutrality on the verge of being axe I’m starting to really worry about my future here. This is important to me an probably any artist who uses the internet to gain a living. We need as many people voting against this as possible. 

 1.Go to This Link (They made it complicated to navigate their site and make it a chore to voice your opinion against them directly, so this takes you straight to the goods. )

2. Hit “express” on the right hand side 

3. Fill this out and hit Continue to review screen. Done!

I don’t know how effective this is (Instructions by John Oliver), but it’s worth a shot! Reblog this and spread the word!
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hey uhh if anyones still confused theres nothing nsfw about being gay there are gay kids and if you think puppy love between straight kids is cute but puppy love between gay kids is gross then you are in fact homophobic
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I’m Going to Be Straight Out

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I’m going to be HOMELESS.

We haven’t been able to pay rent for the past two months so it’s only a matter of time until we evicted unless we pay this months rent. And we can’t even afford the money to move to a cheaper home. We have nothing.

Our power was cut for 2 days earlier this week because we couldn’t pay it. Again.

We haven’t been able to buy food since last Tuesday. We’ve been living off peanut butter and dry ass bread.

My sister and haven’t shaved for 3 weeks because we can’t afford the razors. She’s had to bleed in her underwear because we can’t buy her pads.

My dog still hasn’t seen a vet for his rotting teeth and now his food is gone so he’s living off peanut butter and cheese. It’s all I have to give him.

My mom needs mouth surgery but it costs $1,000 just to remove it. So she’s angry all the time because she’s in so much pain. Making everyone more stressed and tense.

I can’t work a job because I have autism and it prevents me from normal everyday things. So holding a job is impossible for me.

My whole life is falling apart and its so hard to ask for help because I’ve been raised to be prideful but please PLEASE help us.

Please donate or commission me! I don’t care anymore. I’ll draw anything. At this point, I can’t say no.

If interested please PM me!
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My favorite method of learning pronunciation in another language is singing. 

I spent the hours I travel on the bus singing reggaeton and have almost no accent when speaking Spanish. 

Bollywood soundtracks helped me master the ड़ sound. 

One of my students struggled with the English w sound and I had him sing the song “I Want It That Way” and he can say it almost perfectly. 

Sing. Even if you suck. Sing.

Seriously, my pronunciation for French and Danish improved so much just by listening to their versions of Disney songs. Singing is an invaluable language resource!

True story!! This works! I blast Finnish music all day and learn the songs and it helps SO MUCH!

When people remark that I speak Swedish with almost no accent, I tell them that it’s because I sing so much. I’ve learned so much about pronunciation by singing in different languages, so this is is 100% A+ good advice.

It’s really really true y'all I perfected my Japanese accent by teaching myself how to sing Again by YUI.
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It probably wasn’t the BEST idea to start making this bread at 12 am because now I need to be up for another 2 and a half hours but I WAS TOO EXCITED TO MAKE IT
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Not In This House: They Weren’t Feeling This Sweet Potato Pie Recipe Whatsoever

GOOD FUCKIN BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why the F U C K would you put par me san cheese in a sweet potato pie?

i feel like white ppl cook like this just to work our nerves lol bc who would actually eat this shit? 

Why are white people like this who would even think that would cheese with sweet potatoes this is an Abomination against black Jesus
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Smash that mf reblog button if you’re loving and supporting trans lesbians on this day
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Y'all this old lady on Facebook got angry at me so she threatened to call my job and report my “rude” behavior to my boss. So she got my information from my page

SHE GONNA TRY TO CALL MR.KRABS ON ME YALL

SHE GONNA TRY TO CONTACT BIKINI BOTTOM

She is going to call a phone number and ask, “Is this the Krusty Krab?”

And the person who answered the phone will have a choice to make. 
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@helpicantthinkofaurl

I apologize for lashing out. One of my players threw themselves in acid after they were fully aware it was in fact acid. I did not and still do not know how to deal with that. 

In the very first D&D game that I ever played, our party was standing right outside the entrance to a dungeon. Part of the area was covered in a red energy field. Inside the red energy field, all of the grass was dead, and right on the border between the area inside the energy field and outside of it, there was a collection of dead animals, insects, and other forest creatures. As we watched, a little bunny came hopping up, hopped into the red energy field, and, the moment that it entered the field, instantly dropped dead.

Guess what one of our players decided to do next. Take a wild fuckin guess.

Our DM literally set up a colour block puzzle for us and by the end of it one PC was stranded in the astral plane and we’d permanently lost one of the four Mystical World-saving MacGuffins.

In one of our very first
campaigns the villain put our group into a labyrinth and told us some
ominous shit about he we miiight get out of there.

We were in the labyrinth
for at least 4 hours. Probably more like 5 ½.

We had tried everything,
following intructions, doing the opposite of the instructions. The
mages had analysed the labyrinth, and found that it had SOME KIND of
magic in it. We had questioned the npcs inside the labyrinth, tried
to force them to us what they knew. Nothing worked. Every player was
this close to losing it, one was standing at the windows, staring off
into the distance. Our DM was both amused and incredibly done with
our bullshit.

We had no idea what to do,
our DM was giving us little hints, which we didn’t get. It was awful. Until
one of our dwarf mercenaries proclaimed that he would now smash his
head against the wall out of frustration.

And guess what. The
Labyrinth shattered and our group stood in a 10x10 room. It had been
a magically enhanced mirror labyrinth. We had been walking in circled
the last couple of hours.
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What, in your opinion, is the best pasta shape?

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Bowtie pasta, because it’s BOWTIES. But I do really like linguine for saucy pasta dishes.
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Uhm. Hi stranger. totally just wanted to ask: 1. the meaning behind my url | 6. favorite band | 7. b

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1) It’s one of my favorite songs, by Porcupine Tree

6) Relating to the first question…Porcupine Tree! Though I have a range of favorites.

7) In terms of aesthetic, attitudes, or kinks? Uhh, I’ll answer one of each. Aesthetically, I don’t know if I have any automatic turn offs. It depends. Attitude turn off would be if the person talks at me FOREVER and talks over everything I try to say. A kink I call red on would be anything sharp.

18) Veins! And arteries. They terrify me. If I start thinking about them in detail, I start to get dizzy. I occasionally faint during blood tests.
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2, 9, 17 for the ask prompt

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Sorry I didn’t see this! Tumblr is The Worst.

2 (A picture of me): Will add after I reblog because tumblr sucks and I can’t add one here

9 (tattoos I want): The main one I’ve wanted for more than five years is a crane in flight on my upper left arm. I also at some point want to get something similar to this (sort of NSFW, nudity) http://ift.tt/2jHiCrX

17 (a fact about my life): I love my bed. It is super soft and comfy and I have a million blankets and pillows, and also a bunch of stuffed animals that I love.
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Ask thing, yay! 2, 9, 16, 17, and 19. :3

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YAY thank you! (several days later… tumblrWHY)

2 and 9 have been answered! 17 has too, but i can give another.

16 (favorite movie): Hmm, it’s hard to say because I don’t often love movies enough to call them a favorite. I do adore Tangled.

17 (fact about my life): I have a bunch of fruit allergies. It’s very sad. The ones that make me saddest are apples and strawberries.

19 (middle name): Brianna, pronounced with a nasal “anna” instead of a long “ahnna”
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A writer for the new york times interviewed a series of people who had survived jumping off the golden gate bridge. Every person she interviewed admitted that about two thirds of the way down, they realized that every seemingly meaningless problem that caused them to jump was fixable.

Every single one.

THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT

READ THIS

REBLOG THIS AND NEVER EVER FORGET IT
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positive-memes:

The guy in Thor who looked like Jesus

Praise Jesus

reblog if youre not afraid to have jesus on your blog

my lord and savior

@gravityeyelids
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This is a list. A proper list

I hope everyone at People Magazine sees this and they are ASHAMED.

Everyone of these guys is hotter

Why did no one think Jason Momoa??
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Please guys I could really use some help. I can’t afford food or gas or most importantly my medication refills. The most necessary one right now is my insomnia medicine. I am physically incapable of sleep without it.
Please ANY amount donated will be a huge help to me.
My paypal is http://ift.tt/2j9JTzA
If you could also signal boost this, I would be forever grateful

Hey I’m in a pickle again so if anyone can donate a dollar or two I’d be really grateful

I just need a few bucks to last me this week until I get paid later

I’m sorry to be spamming this but I could really use some help
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But like why is there still this concept that males don’t like cute mushy romantic shit and being emotionally taken care of? Just the other day I was cuddling with my boyfriend and after admiring him for awhile I told him, “Your eyes are so beautiful, they look like mini oceans” and I swear to god I heard him squeak in embarrassment and saw his cheeks actually begin to blush. Sometimes he likes being the little spoon and although I’m half his size I’m always happy to play jet pack. If he’s having a bad day he knows he can lay his head on my shoulder and just bawl his eyes out and I won’t think any less of him. Guys have emotional needs and want to feel loved and taken care of too yanno.

Boys deserve emotional reassurance just like anybody. They deserve compliments and cuteness, too.
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If I have to block another big titty hooker fat sluts cougar spam blog I’m gonna scream
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Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about

*leans over and whispers back*  Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst

consider the coconut

this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”

i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.

listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them

This post is a journey

1 Reblog = 1 Respect

I maintain that humans started attempting classify animals, and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing.

Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It’s gonna have a duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And then a beaver tail. It’s a mammal. But. It lays eggs!

Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison. Make it poisonous

Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits.
Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses.
Poseidon: It should be aquatic.

I MEAN where’s the lie

Demeter: … And where exactly do you expect me to put this?
Everyone: Australia.
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Ya know what’s really fucking hot

Cuddling with each other while she gently caresses your face
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Courtney Lavine for Chanel | cocolavine
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Favorite Artists: Alphonse Mucha
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Y’know, if you’re going to get up in arms about ageism in fandom, let’s not get so focused on loudmouthed teenagers that we forget about the number one culprit: insufferable twentysomethings who think anyone younger than them participating in fandom is cringey, and anyone older than them participating in fandom is pathetic.
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*holds my own hand* its gonna be ok babe
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the funniest thing about the institute using synth crows to watch your every move up on the surface is that at some point your dickhead kid has to realise that his parent is more interested in building intricate turret systems, having a phenomenal amount of great gay sex and becoming a melon farming trade baron than they are in finding and visiting his boring underground nerd lair.
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Here’s a little something I did for Trans Day of Remembrance. There won’t be any update tomorrow.

Today is Trans Day of Remembrance. 

The 2014 Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer, and HIV-affected Hate Violence Report from the National Coalition of Anti-Violence Project shows that, of the LGBTQ+ and HIV-affected murder victims, 80% were people of color, 55% were transgender women, and 50% were transgender women of color. 

Please take time today to remember those we’ve lost to anti-transgender violence. Please think about what you can do to make lives safer for our transgender siblings. Consider donating. Consider reaching out to a friend.

If you need someone to talk to, Trans Lifeline is a non-profit support line for transgender people and people struggling with gender identity. They’re available by phone in the US (877-565-8860) and Canada (877-330-6366).

GLAAD (@glaad) has a longer list of resources, including international organizations, and some that use online chat.
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“I feel very strongly that if historical romance can give women a happy ending, it can give queer people a happy ending. M/f historical romance doesn’t tie itself in knots over the likelihood of the rake having syphilis, the terrible dentistry, the lice, the prolapsed uterus after multiple pregnancies, the prospect of death in childbed, or the horrifying legal discrimination against married women. We don’t close the book on the wedding scene reflecting that the heroine can now be legally raped, has just lost all her property to her husband…and would be vanishingly unlikely to obtain a divorce. Historical romance readers aren’t stupid; we know this stuff, but we choose to believe our heroine will be one of the lucky ones. And I don’t see why we can’t extend that happy glow to other stories, too. If women’s lives don’t have to be blighted by social oppression in romance, neither do those of people of color or queer people.
Moreover, human nature doesn’t change. A lot of what we read about LGBT people in history is appalling because the rec­ords we have are the legal documents, the newspaper reports, the accounts of people who were victimized. We don’t generally have the hidden stories of the people who lived under the radar…. But we know…people we’d now call gay, bi, trans have always existed and [that] as a matter of statistics plenty of them must have lived and died without ever coming to the law’s attention. Which is not to hand-wave the horrors of the past but only to say that horror isn’t the only story, and it’s not an acceptable reason to deny marginalized people their happy-ever-after.”
- KJ Charles (Library Journal interview) 
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cute things to call your girlfriend:1. sugar 2. honey 3. flour 4. egg 5. 1/2lb butter 6. stir 7. pour into pan 8. preheat to 375°
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it’s wild to me how often I see a bi woman get called biphobic, a lesbian get called lesbophobic, or a trans woman get called a terf on tumblr

granted, it’s possible for LGBT women to have internalized prejudices about our own identities and perpetuate them in discourse, but 99% of the time I see these accusations being thrown around when someone’s literally just talking about their own personal experiences 

bonus points when it’s non-bi folks calling bi women biphobic, non-lesbians calling lesbians lesbophobic and cis people calling trans women terfs. 
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Trump is president and Blake Shelton is sexiest man alive. This is the year of “no qualifications needed.” Get your dream job today!
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but tell me you wouldnt wear at least one of these

Is this the equivalent of americans wearing poorly-translated Chinese/Japanese t-shirts around the early 2000’s? And can i please have every single shirt up there?

WHO THE FUCK IS JESUS

My undergrad alma mater had an exchange program where we had an entire class of Japanese university students spend a year at our school studying in English immersion each year. Which was awesome, they were really cool and they loved to socialize with the American kids. 

One of my best friends had one of the exchange students as her roommate; she was about four foot eleven and maybe ninety pounds, and she had a passion for huge platform boots and shirts with English slogans on them. She explained exactly that – it was cool to wear shirts with English lettering on them, even if you didn’t exactly know what it meant (this was in the late 90s/early 00s).

Her absolute favorite shirt was black with BITCH picked out in enormous rhinestones. She’d worn it three times before I asked her if she knew what it meant, and she said she’d been told it meant “Like a baby dog, the cutest dog? A really cute girl puppy.” 

So I explained to her that it wasn’t quite an accurate translation, and as I elaborated on what it meant, from “female dog” on up to “a name you call a woman you don’t like” and all the reasons you might call someone that, her eyes got wider and wider until finally she yelled “THAT’S BETTER, THAT’S THE BEST! BITCH IS EVEN BETTER THAN CUTE!”

I loved her to bits, she was amazing. 
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