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Oct. 10th, 2017
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unofficialofficialtoadette:
isn’t rick and morty that thing you get when you die and your body gets all stiff
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unofficialofficialtoadette:
isn’t rick and morty that thing you get when you die and your body gets all stiff
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astriiferous:
“When you post something on the internet it’s going to be seen by everyone!!!11″
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astriiferous:
“When you post something on the internet it’s going to be seen by everyone!!!11″
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butterynutjob:
fluffle-talk:
rocket-pool:
Dying rn
@butterynutjob
He stopped in front of the mirror and sighed. His penis was just a little too large to be fashionable, and his balls were just a little lopsided. Most days it didn’t bother him, but today he pushed at his genitals, trying to make them look more normal, like the men in magazines. It was hopeless. He dropped his junk in resigned frustration. There were worse things than having too large of a penis, he thought.
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butterynutjob:
fluffle-talk:
rocket-pool:
Dying rn
@butterynutjob
He stopped in front of the mirror and sighed. His penis was just a little too large to be fashionable, and his balls were just a little lopsided. Most days it didn’t bother him, but today he pushed at his genitals, trying to make them look more normal, like the men in magazines. It was hopeless. He dropped his junk in resigned frustration. There were worse things than having too large of a penis, he thought.
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fairygodrobot:
missvoltairine:
caringlovingdad:
chaotic evil
I love this and I think it’s especially great when you know that on the show kitchen nightmares, where this is from, Gordon goes out of his way to establish a rapport with servers because they are the ones who have to deal with angry and upset customers when the food sucks. This server has been serving shit food to people who give her shit for it, probably for sub minimum wage, possibly for years, and now she has the chance to expose the people who put her in that position in front of a celebrity chef on national television and I think we can all share in her glee. She’s not just chaotic evil, she’s a working class hero.
CHAOTIC GOOD
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fairygodrobot:
missvoltairine:
caringlovingdad:
chaotic evil
I love this and I think it’s especially great when you know that on the show kitchen nightmares, where this is from, Gordon goes out of his way to establish a rapport with servers because they are the ones who have to deal with angry and upset customers when the food sucks. This server has been serving shit food to people who give her shit for it, probably for sub minimum wage, possibly for years, and now she has the chance to expose the people who put her in that position in front of a celebrity chef on national television and I think we can all share in her glee. She’s not just chaotic evil, she’s a working class hero.
CHAOTIC GOOD
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electoralcollege:
Me when I’m a teacher and I bring gumbo into class
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electoralcollege:
Me when I’m a teacher and I bring gumbo into class
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dancinbutterfly:
jewish-suggestion:
A Jewish perspective on reproductive justice and birth control access from twitter user @lechatsavant.
IDK about other Jews, but I want all goyim who see this - especially American goyim from Christian backgrounds - feel free to keep this in your pocket the “freedom of religion” birth control argument comes up. In fact, I encourage you to use it.
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dancinbutterfly:
jewish-suggestion:
A Jewish perspective on reproductive justice and birth control access from twitter user @lechatsavant.
IDK about other Jews, but I want all goyim who see this - especially American goyim from Christian backgrounds - feel free to keep this in your pocket the “freedom of religion” birth control argument comes up. In fact, I encourage you to use it.
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higgzorz:
*looks at my own blog*
this is the kind of content i come to tumblr dot com for
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higgzorz:
*looks at my own blog*
this is the kind of content i come to tumblr dot com for
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ajtheslayer:
fuckyeahcomicsbaby:
People aren’t the only ones with vivid imaginations
THAT DOG HAS SOME OPINIONS ON HER OWNERS’ HINGES!!! xD
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ajtheslayer:
fuckyeahcomicsbaby:
People aren’t the only ones with vivid imaginations
THAT DOG HAS SOME OPINIONS ON HER OWNERS’ HINGES!!! xD
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corvidaedream:
whatisaleftshoe:
gloryhalleloujah:
tarynel:
gogomrbrown:
The person who headlined the article has never been through struggle. He should not be prosecuted he should be supported.
Wow
The family has a GoFundMe page if you can help!!
Please donate if you can. A reblog could also help
The gofundme link is broken, does anyone know if the goal was met or if there’s another link that works?
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corvidaedream:
whatisaleftshoe:
gloryhalleloujah:
tarynel:
gogomrbrown:
The person who headlined the article has never been through struggle. He should not be prosecuted he should be supported.
Wow
The family has a GoFundMe page if you can help!!
Please donate if you can. A reblog could also help
The gofundme link is broken, does anyone know if the goal was met or if there’s another link that works?
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sindri42:
venerabledreadnought:
thinksquad:
Researchers at King’s College London found that the drug Tideglusib stimulates the stem cells contained in the pulp of teeth so that they generate new dentine – the mineralised material under the enamel.
Teeth already have the capability of regenerating dentine if the pulp inside the tooth becomes exposed through a trauma or infection, but can only naturally make a very thin layer, and not enough to fill the deep cavities caused by tooth decay.
But Tideglusib switches off an enzyme called GSK-3 which prevents dentine from carrying on forming.
Scientists showed it is possible to soak a small biodegradable sponge with the drug and insert it into a cavity, where it triggers the growth of dentine and repairs the damage within six weeks.
The tiny sponges are made out of collagen so they melt away over time, leaving only the repaired tooth.
That is by far the coolest thing I’ve heard this year.
‘Okay so guys we’re still working on that whole alzheimer’s thing, but along the way we kind of accidentally regrew everybody’s teeth.’
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sindri42:
venerabledreadnought:
thinksquad:
Researchers at King’s College London found that the drug Tideglusib stimulates the stem cells contained in the pulp of teeth so that they generate new dentine – the mineralised material under the enamel.
Teeth already have the capability of regenerating dentine if the pulp inside the tooth becomes exposed through a trauma or infection, but can only naturally make a very thin layer, and not enough to fill the deep cavities caused by tooth decay.
But Tideglusib switches off an enzyme called GSK-3 which prevents dentine from carrying on forming.
Scientists showed it is possible to soak a small biodegradable sponge with the drug and insert it into a cavity, where it triggers the growth of dentine and repairs the damage within six weeks.
The tiny sponges are made out of collagen so they melt away over time, leaving only the repaired tooth.
That is by far the coolest thing I’ve heard this year.
‘Okay so guys we’re still working on that whole alzheimer’s thing, but along the way we kind of accidentally regrew everybody’s teeth.’
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lovingnikiforov:
anime challenge: [1/10] anime series ✧ Yuri!!! on Ice
There’s a place you just can’t reach unless you have a dream too large to bear alone. We call everything on the ice “love”
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lovingnikiforov:
anime challenge: [1/10] anime series ✧ Yuri!!! on Ice
There’s a place you just can’t reach unless you have a dream too large to bear alone. We call everything on the ice “love”
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peachymints:
When you realize you decide on nothing because Morgana owns you.
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peachymints:
When you realize you decide on nothing because Morgana owns you.
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peachymints:
Making Akechi stay is hard as balls.
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peachymints:
Making Akechi stay is hard as balls.
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peachymints:
That’s right, I make the best investments, I earned my spot as leader.
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peachymints:
That’s right, I make the best investments, I earned my spot as leader.
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peachymints:
Morgana is the real prison warden in my heart…
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peachymints:
Morgana is the real prison warden in my heart…
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marudyne:
Quick stress relief comic.
I didn’t feel like using a readmore this time lol
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marudyne:
Quick stress relief comic.
I didn’t feel like using a readmore this time lol
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marudyne:
Black or white, justice or fool.
I found a blob shape in one of my canvases so I turned it into this.
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marudyne:
Black or white, justice or fool.
I found a blob shape in one of my canvases so I turned it into this.
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afrikangyal:
brownngyal:
csmitty4u:
tontonmichel:
Was waiting to see some pics like this.
CHECK!!!
Where is this?
Dakar, Senegal
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afrikangyal:
brownngyal:
csmitty4u:
tontonmichel:
Was waiting to see some pics like this.
CHECK!!!
Where is this?
Dakar, Senegal
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daxir:
Painting of my cat Monty for my mam’s bday. Travelling home tomorrow for a couple days so taking a break from doing the Halloween challenge. Hopefully I can catch up at the weekend!
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daxir:
Painting of my cat Monty for my mam’s bday. Travelling home tomorrow for a couple days so taking a break from doing the Halloween challenge. Hopefully I can catch up at the weekend!
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pleasetrysomethingelse:
the-future-now:
“You want to talk history, be prepared to be schooled.” (via)
follow @the-future-now
“Ps. Get fucked”
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pleasetrysomethingelse:
the-future-now:
“You want to talk history, be prepared to be schooled.” (via)
follow @the-future-now
“Ps. Get fucked”
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justanotheridijiton:
superbrybread:
chescaleigh:
robtromboning:
let me demonstrate my point wrt doctoring social media using my twitter
here’s my original tweet here
if i right click and click “inspect element” on chrome and find the line that says my actual tweet like so
and select that line, right click, and click “edit as html”
I can type in whatever i want like this
and like that i can make a screenshot that says that i like to eat children and use it to call myself out
and thats why you should’t believe screenshots of tweets at face value w/o a link to the original tweet
this is terrifying
this is terrifying because no matter how many notes this post gets, people on tumblr still don’t think about sources
See also:
Feldman, Brian. (2015, Dec 11). “It Is Incredibly Easy to Fake a Screenshot. Here’s How” http://ift.tt/2gvIjqn
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justanotheridijiton:
superbrybread:
chescaleigh:
robtromboning:
let me demonstrate my point wrt doctoring social media using my twitter
here’s my original tweet here
if i right click and click “inspect element” on chrome and find the line that says my actual tweet like so
and select that line, right click, and click “edit as html”
I can type in whatever i want like this
and like that i can make a screenshot that says that i like to eat children and use it to call myself out
and thats why you should’t believe screenshots of tweets at face value w/o a link to the original tweet
this is terrifying
this is terrifying because no matter how many notes this post gets, people on tumblr still don’t think about sources
See also:
Feldman, Brian. (2015, Dec 11). “It Is Incredibly Easy to Fake a Screenshot. Here’s How” http://ift.tt/2gvIjqn
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box316:
im literally so sorry if you’re my friend and i don’t talk to you often
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box316:
im literally so sorry if you’re my friend and i don’t talk to you often
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this is a fandom psa
Oct. 10th, 2017 02:57 amvia http://ift.tt/2yCaRtB:
niuniente:
purge-that-urge-rhackathon:
ledgem:
(Screenshot taken from a random fic in a random fandom. neither matter because it’s the same everywhere you look right now)
dear fandom,
what. the fuck. are you doing?
these numbers are even worse when you consider that half of the comments are from the author themselves, thanking the precious few people who took the time to leave them comments. if you are looking at these numbers and not seeing anything wrong, then congratulations! you’re (probably) part of the problem.
“but hey,” I can hear you calling, “I leave the author kudos, what about that!?”
okay. let me be frank with you. a kudos is the press of a button. it takes you less than a second. it is nothing. it is nothing, because it tells the author nothing. (the author tried out a new kink, did you enjoy their take on it? they revealed a plot twist that has been hinted at for a couple of chapters, did you guess at it or were you taken completely by surprise? they wrote a rare pair, had you considered this pairing before? did they maybe even convert you to this ship with their fic? the author tried their hand at a rather sensitive/dark/etc topic, did it resonate with you? the slowburn finally turned into a full on burn, was it worth the wait? was it good for you? so on and so on.)
I’m actually struggling to find a fitting simile here…. a kudos is basically the equivalent of a shoulder shrug and the sound “eh”.
authors spend hours, weeks, months, years working on these fics so you can read and enjoy them. and you’re telling me you don’t even have 5 seconds to tell the author a simple “I enjoyed this, thanks!”? does this free, versatile, free, heart-wrenching, free, mind-blowing, free, seemingly endless well of free escapism mean so little to you?
and yes, in case you’re wondering, the same goes for likes on tumblr. a like tells the creator nothing. a reblog on the other hand is you going, “hey guys, look at this cool art/fic/moodset/mixtape/etc I found!”, and gives the creator a chance at even more feedback on their works! same goes for tags, and of course comments.
I’m not posting this as a writer. I haven’t written a thing in over half a year. this is coming from a fandom grandma who knows how fandom used to be.
and who can guess how fandom will be if this ugly trend continues; especially if you continue to leave the stage to antis/haters and trolls. the only voices creators are reliably hearing right now are the negative ones. you reap what you sow, fandom.
no new content in your favourite tags. zero fics for the latest action blockbuster even though the movie has already been out for over a week. abandoned and deleted works. fandoms that shrink and shrink and vanish; maybe long before you ever have the chance to immerse yourself in them.
and it will be nothing less than you deserve.
Let’s just repeat that again folks:
the only voices creators are reliably hearing right now are the negative ones.
Feedback is so so freakin’ important. Especially if you consider the positive-to-negative ratio and how many positive comments it takes to make up for one negative. Lack of response is just as bad as negativity, especially taking into consideration those stats like above.
I have had people LITERALLY APOLOGIZING ME FOR WRITING A REVIEW/COMMENT. W.H.Y.????????I love to hear from you. I need to hear from you. Like said in the original post; kudos are wordless. They basically mean nothing compared to the reviews. I wonder every time when I get a new kudos that what made the reader press it; did they like how the fic started? Are they fan of the fic setting, the pair, the world, the theme? Was there a situation they enjoyed a lot and thus they pressed the kudos? Was there a dialogue which they liked a lot? Is the suspense reason for the kudos? Or the text type, how it’s written, its visuals and/or grammar? Or are they curious and like to press kudos on each fic which piques their curiosity? Did they like the length of the chapter or the fact the fic keeps updating regularly? Was there something which delighted them? Or did something unexpected happen?I can’t underline this enough; KUDOS = VOICELESS, like thumps up and that’s it while from the author’s point of a view it looks like you stroll across the fic, show them thumps up and then what? Continue reading it? Stay a little longer? Stroll forward? I don’t know, we don’t know. We just stand back turned to the readers and hear someone yelling us “They gave you kudos” without any further information of why it was given and what the reader does afterwards.Commenting is not bothering anyone, stupid, useless, not too much of a text, not too little of the text. It’s a personal message for a creator. It keeps them fueled. The number one reason in 90% of the cases when a fic/comic/original story doesn’t continue is because the lack of feedback disheartened the creator.
EDIT: I noticed from the tags someone saying that if you don’t know what to comment, you can just copy-paste your fave moment from the chapter/fic and say you liked that part the best. Easy, personal and definitely tells a lot for the author.
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niuniente:
purge-that-urge-rhackathon:
ledgem:
(Screenshot taken from a random fic in a random fandom. neither matter because it’s the same everywhere you look right now)
dear fandom,
what. the fuck. are you doing?
these numbers are even worse when you consider that half of the comments are from the author themselves, thanking the precious few people who took the time to leave them comments. if you are looking at these numbers and not seeing anything wrong, then congratulations! you’re (probably) part of the problem.
“but hey,” I can hear you calling, “I leave the author kudos, what about that!?”
okay. let me be frank with you. a kudos is the press of a button. it takes you less than a second. it is nothing. it is nothing, because it tells the author nothing. (the author tried out a new kink, did you enjoy their take on it? they revealed a plot twist that has been hinted at for a couple of chapters, did you guess at it or were you taken completely by surprise? they wrote a rare pair, had you considered this pairing before? did they maybe even convert you to this ship with their fic? the author tried their hand at a rather sensitive/dark/etc topic, did it resonate with you? the slowburn finally turned into a full on burn, was it worth the wait? was it good for you? so on and so on.)
I’m actually struggling to find a fitting simile here…. a kudos is basically the equivalent of a shoulder shrug and the sound “eh”.
authors spend hours, weeks, months, years working on these fics so you can read and enjoy them. and you’re telling me you don’t even have 5 seconds to tell the author a simple “I enjoyed this, thanks!”? does this free, versatile, free, heart-wrenching, free, mind-blowing, free, seemingly endless well of free escapism mean so little to you?
and yes, in case you’re wondering, the same goes for likes on tumblr. a like tells the creator nothing. a reblog on the other hand is you going, “hey guys, look at this cool art/fic/moodset/mixtape/etc I found!”, and gives the creator a chance at even more feedback on their works! same goes for tags, and of course comments.
I’m not posting this as a writer. I haven’t written a thing in over half a year. this is coming from a fandom grandma who knows how fandom used to be.
and who can guess how fandom will be if this ugly trend continues; especially if you continue to leave the stage to antis/haters and trolls. the only voices creators are reliably hearing right now are the negative ones. you reap what you sow, fandom.
no new content in your favourite tags. zero fics for the latest action blockbuster even though the movie has already been out for over a week. abandoned and deleted works. fandoms that shrink and shrink and vanish; maybe long before you ever have the chance to immerse yourself in them.
and it will be nothing less than you deserve.
Let’s just repeat that again folks:
the only voices creators are reliably hearing right now are the negative ones.
Feedback is so so freakin’ important. Especially if you consider the positive-to-negative ratio and how many positive comments it takes to make up for one negative. Lack of response is just as bad as negativity, especially taking into consideration those stats like above.
I have had people LITERALLY APOLOGIZING ME FOR WRITING A REVIEW/COMMENT. W.H.Y.????????I love to hear from you. I need to hear from you. Like said in the original post; kudos are wordless. They basically mean nothing compared to the reviews. I wonder every time when I get a new kudos that what made the reader press it; did they like how the fic started? Are they fan of the fic setting, the pair, the world, the theme? Was there a situation they enjoyed a lot and thus they pressed the kudos? Was there a dialogue which they liked a lot? Is the suspense reason for the kudos? Or the text type, how it’s written, its visuals and/or grammar? Or are they curious and like to press kudos on each fic which piques their curiosity? Did they like the length of the chapter or the fact the fic keeps updating regularly? Was there something which delighted them? Or did something unexpected happen?I can’t underline this enough; KUDOS = VOICELESS, like thumps up and that’s it while from the author’s point of a view it looks like you stroll across the fic, show them thumps up and then what? Continue reading it? Stay a little longer? Stroll forward? I don’t know, we don’t know. We just stand back turned to the readers and hear someone yelling us “They gave you kudos” without any further information of why it was given and what the reader does afterwards.Commenting is not bothering anyone, stupid, useless, not too much of a text, not too little of the text. It’s a personal message for a creator. It keeps them fueled. The number one reason in 90% of the cases when a fic/comic/original story doesn’t continue is because the lack of feedback disheartened the creator.
EDIT: I noticed from the tags someone saying that if you don’t know what to comment, you can just copy-paste your fave moment from the chapter/fic and say you liked that part the best. Easy, personal and definitely tells a lot for the author.
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I’m so inspired to draw P5 art right now but have nothing to draw on. Pls let this inspiration last
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I’m so inspired to draw P5 art right now but have nothing to draw on. Pls let this inspiration last
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cherrybombpsycho:
prokopetz:
Little-known downsides of immortality:
Tearing your favourite article of clothing and discovering that it’s irreplaceable because the technique of its manufacture has been lost
Realising you’ve thought of the perfect comeback to someone who’s been dead for three hundred years
Not being able to eat your favourite dish anymore because the source of some critical ingredient has gone extinct
Having strong opinions about sports that are no longer played
Getting a song from the 13th Century stuck in your head and being unable to get it out because you don’t remember how it ends and you’re the only person on Earth who knows it
Having that perfect pun you’ve been waiting forever for a chance to use stop working due to linguistic drift
* using outdated terms accidently around new friends
*cursing someone out in a dead language.
* the reality of some of your favorite photos fading away.
* refusing to call cities by their current name cause you were around when they first were built.
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cherrybombpsycho:
prokopetz:
Little-known downsides of immortality:
Tearing your favourite article of clothing and discovering that it’s irreplaceable because the technique of its manufacture has been lost
Realising you’ve thought of the perfect comeback to someone who’s been dead for three hundred years
Not being able to eat your favourite dish anymore because the source of some critical ingredient has gone extinct
Having strong opinions about sports that are no longer played
Getting a song from the 13th Century stuck in your head and being unable to get it out because you don’t remember how it ends and you’re the only person on Earth who knows it
Having that perfect pun you’ve been waiting forever for a chance to use stop working due to linguistic drift
* using outdated terms accidently around new friends
*cursing someone out in a dead language.
* the reality of some of your favorite photos fading away.
* refusing to call cities by their current name cause you were around when they first were built.
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octobereddie:
pennywise, and his lesser known older brother, nickleback,
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octobereddie:
pennywise, and his lesser known older brother, nickleback,
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sashayed:
me: i feel strongly that everything is bad. all evidence supports this conclusion.
my cat: hm. i have counterpoint
me: impossible. what is it.
my cat:
me, voice trembling: ᵍᵒᵒᵈ ᵖᵒᶦⁿᵗ
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sashayed:
me: i feel strongly that everything is bad. all evidence supports this conclusion.
my cat: hm. i have counterpoint
me: impossible. what is it.
my cat:
me, voice trembling: ᵍᵒᵒᵈ ᵖᵒᶦⁿᵗ
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your-raifu-is-shit:
throh:
ollivander:
flowergirlrobichiko:
the only acceptable reason
#I was gonna be like nooooo but then I was like yoooo
TITTY 2 BOMB
Bra size: C4
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your-raifu-is-shit:
throh:
ollivander:
flowergirlrobichiko:
the only acceptable reason
#I was gonna be like nooooo but then I was like yoooo
TITTY 2 BOMB
Bra size: C4
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marsixm:
unpretty:
??? oh my god??
this man went from singing fifties hits in gold lamé pants to solving murders with grammar I DON’T KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN WITH THIS
HE DISCOVERED HIS TRUE CALLING WHILE DECIPHERING RECORD CONTRACTS
THIS IS REALLY INSPIRING HONESTLY
achieve your dreams and then achieve new more niche dreams, nothing can stop you, you too can trade in your pompadour to fight crime
#acheive your dreams then achieve new more niche dreams
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marsixm:
unpretty:
??? oh my god??
this man went from singing fifties hits in gold lamé pants to solving murders with grammar I DON’T KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN WITH THIS
HE DISCOVERED HIS TRUE CALLING WHILE DECIPHERING RECORD CONTRACTS
THIS IS REALLY INSPIRING HONESTLY
achieve your dreams and then achieve new more niche dreams, nothing can stop you, you too can trade in your pompadour to fight crime
#acheive your dreams then achieve new more niche dreams
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bprds:
unpretty:
I tend to not be very descriptive of hot dudes but it’s not because I want the reader to be able to project their fantasies or w/e, it’s because I am really bad at describing the kind of dude I find attractive. I mean, I can try, but none of it turns out as the sort of thing that makes you go ‘hm yes that sounds like a hunk’. Like:
“He had a figure like stretched taffy.”
“His was the sort of face that you’d forget was strange, until you looked away from him for too long and had to reacclimate.”
“His hands attached to his wrists like an afterthought.”
“You could grate cheese on his collarbones.”
“His spine curved as he stood, as if no one had told him he didn’t have tits to stick out.”
“His fingers looked like he might have snuck some extra joints in there, somehow.”
“If you looked too closely at his shoes you would realize that, based solely on length, he was clearly part clown on his father’s side.”
“He was tall in the way of large dogs that forget they can’t fit in your lap anymore.”
“He loomed, but apologetically.”
“It wasn’t just that he had a nice bone structure – a phrase used almost exclusively to refer to skulls. It was that he had nice bones. If it were socially acceptable to compliment a man on his skeleton, he’d have received them daily.”
“Everyone said that his metabolism would one day catch up with him, even as it became increasingly clear that the day would never come. They said it, anyway, to make themselves feel better.”
“His nose looked like something an octopus would draw if you could describe a nose to it, and if pencils worked underwater.”
“Something had gone terribly wrong with his eyebrows. Were they the wrong shape? Was there too much? Too little? Scientists still don’t know for sure, but they advise against looking directly at them for your own safety.”
this .. is doug jones .. a description of doug jones ..
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unpretty:
I tend to not be very descriptive of hot dudes but it’s not because I want the reader to be able to project their fantasies or w/e, it’s because I am really bad at describing the kind of dude I find attractive. I mean, I can try, but none of it turns out as the sort of thing that makes you go ‘hm yes that sounds like a hunk’. Like:
“He had a figure like stretched taffy.”
“His was the sort of face that you’d forget was strange, until you looked away from him for too long and had to reacclimate.”
“His hands attached to his wrists like an afterthought.”
“You could grate cheese on his collarbones.”
“His spine curved as he stood, as if no one had told him he didn’t have tits to stick out.”
“His fingers looked like he might have snuck some extra joints in there, somehow.”
“If you looked too closely at his shoes you would realize that, based solely on length, he was clearly part clown on his father’s side.”
“He was tall in the way of large dogs that forget they can’t fit in your lap anymore.”
“He loomed, but apologetically.”
“It wasn’t just that he had a nice bone structure – a phrase used almost exclusively to refer to skulls. It was that he had nice bones. If it were socially acceptable to compliment a man on his skeleton, he’d have received them daily.”
“Everyone said that his metabolism would one day catch up with him, even as it became increasingly clear that the day would never come. They said it, anyway, to make themselves feel better.”
“His nose looked like something an octopus would draw if you could describe a nose to it, and if pencils worked underwater.”
“Something had gone terribly wrong with his eyebrows. Were they the wrong shape? Was there too much? Too little? Scientists still don’t know for sure, but they advise against looking directly at them for your own safety.”
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lie:
can you guys reblog this and tag what job you have in your fantasy life? I’m a singer + actress in mine lol
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lie:
can you guys reblog this and tag what job you have in your fantasy life? I’m a singer + actress in mine lol
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rexuality:
This is the post dramatic thing I’ve ever posted on Facebook
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rexuality:
This is the post dramatic thing I’ve ever posted on Facebook
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alithographica:
This week: Form follows function! You can tell a lot about a bird by its wings.
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alithographica:
This week: Form follows function! You can tell a lot about a bird by its wings.
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awed-frog:
Jesus Sycamore Christ - I only just discovered that Italian has an official translation of ‘mansplaining’ - and when I say ‘official translation’ I mean that our highest authority on linguistics matters, the renowned Accademia della Crusca (which was founded in 1583 - it’s the oldest linguistic society in the world) randomly decided to come up with the Italian equivalent: minchiarimento. For non speakers and learners, the word is a portmanteau of minchia (dick, cock) and chiarimento (explanation) and also the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen. Kudos!
(In case you’re wondering, yes - it was a woman who created this glorious term.)
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awed-frog:
Jesus Sycamore Christ - I only just discovered that Italian has an official translation of ‘mansplaining’ - and when I say ‘official translation’ I mean that our highest authority on linguistics matters, the renowned Accademia della Crusca (which was founded in 1583 - it’s the oldest linguistic society in the world) randomly decided to come up with the Italian equivalent: minchiarimento. For non speakers and learners, the word is a portmanteau of minchia (dick, cock) and chiarimento (explanation) and also the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen. Kudos!
(In case you’re wondering, yes - it was a woman who created this glorious term.)
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moldytony:
was cruisin my tl & this is so fucking important
i think the moment i was disillusioned about life was when i was maybe 7 years old and realized the reason all my friends had become assholes was because boys aren’t allowed to have any physcial contact that isn’t fighting
my parents were hippie feminists so my brother and i could play clapping games and sleep in puppy piles and give each other weird hairdos, but all the ‘normal’ boys just up and stopped knowing how to touch anyone without hitting sometime between kindergarten and first grade
and my little kid mind briefly saw the vastness of life stretching out in front of all of us, and all the hugs everyone would need and not get, and for a moment i was just like
maybe life is not such a good idea after all
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jumpingjacktrash:
moldytony:
was cruisin my tl & this is so fucking important
i think the moment i was disillusioned about life was when i was maybe 7 years old and realized the reason all my friends had become assholes was because boys aren’t allowed to have any physcial contact that isn’t fighting
my parents were hippie feminists so my brother and i could play clapping games and sleep in puppy piles and give each other weird hairdos, but all the ‘normal’ boys just up and stopped knowing how to touch anyone without hitting sometime between kindergarten and first grade
and my little kid mind briefly saw the vastness of life stretching out in front of all of us, and all the hugs everyone would need and not get, and for a moment i was just like
maybe life is not such a good idea after all
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slutmogs:
Are you threatening me with violence
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slutmogs:
Are you threatening me with violence
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someone: limit pasta consumption
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someone: limit pasta consumption
me, eating a plate of spaghetti at 11 pm: I'm sorry what
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someone: limit pasta consumption
me, eating a plate of spaghetti at 11 pm: I'm sorry what
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