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Straight dudes are their own worst enemies when it comes to getting laid.

Like, i know so many girls who are down for something more casual and who actually have really low standards that boil down to “treat me like a person, not a talking fleshlight”. And dudes refuse to even meet those standards!

Like, you know how many times I’ve been talking to a guy and I’ve already decided that when we hang out I’d down to mess around, only for the guy to start talking super graphically or send me a picture of his dick–and then literally all desire I had for him went out the windows.

Like dudes are so obsessed with sex that theyre scaring almost-certain sex partners away because they refuse to act like human beings capable of rational thought.

Bring thing this back to add an example:

I started talking to a guy on tinder.  He was funny, flirty and super nice even though he wasn’t really my type. Most importantly, he was completely respectful. He managed to let me know he thought I was attractive, and that he was interested in me, without ever saying anything gross, asking for pictures or asking for sex. We met up for drinks and talked for hours and I realized I was more attracted to him than I initially thought . Not only did I sleep with him on the first date, but I’ve hooked up with him multiple times after that. The first time, he didn’t make any assumptions. We hung out, started making out and then he asked me if I wanted to stay the night. That was it. He STILL has never asked me for a nude, or sent me some overtly sexual message or picture. 

But SOMEHOOOW I still want to have sex with him.

Conversely, I started talking to another guy on tinder today. On our FIRST conversation, he has mentioned my boobs 3 times, invited me over to “watch a movie” (he added the quotes, not me), suggested a fwb set up and just asked for nudes.

GUESS WHO ISN’T GONNA GET IN MY PANTS.

I try so hard to tell them.

Trash men are out here getting advice from other trash men so they don’t know how to act. 🙄

But… But why are they incapable of learning from bad experience after bad experience?

Because they find it easier to blame the women for it.

Shoulda been more of a warning sign when my ex thought a compliment counted as telling me that I had big boobs, really :/
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Bring back the phase of society where having your tiddies all the way out was fine but showing ankle flesh was scandalous

i know this is aiming at 17. and 18. and 19. century fashion, but i really wanna bring back those dresses that only basically start under the boobs, like that little number Minoan snake goddess figurine is wearing

that was actually what i was thinking of! ive been obsessed with that figure since i was her in a history book as a kid lmao 

 the ultimate look!!! 2 titties out 2 snakes in hand 

titties out, snakes up, she’s ready 2 go

ankles: covered

snakes: up

titties: out

I am forcibly removed from the historical narrative
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mindblowingscience: Woah, looks like Emmanuel

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Woah, looks like Emmanuel Macron (new president of France) was serious in his offer to recruit Climate Scientists, Teachers, Businesses, Associations and Students to his country. His government has just launched http://ift.tt/2r634Ru

France is offering grants worth up to 1.5 million euros (~$1,679,355 U.S. Dollars) if Climate Scientists move there for research. This is directly in response to Donald Trump announcing his plans to leave the Paris Climate Agreement.

The website is in English, as well so applying won’t be an issue.
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If you don’t have the time and money for both a girlfriend and a dog, then I, a terrifying werewolf, am an excellent bargain
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EM juste après :

Oh but it gets better, look! :

Language-based cheeky trolling is my fave kind of trolling…

y’all missed the fucking swerve he pulled on trump too

walks straight at trump, waits ‘til trump’s seen him AND has his hands out for a greeting, and then just fucking goes to talk to merkel first, leaving trump standing there like an idiot for several seconds

also pls note the grinning faces of every other NATO leader when they realise what he’s doing, i fucking love emmanuel macron
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Girls who don’t lift up other girls confuse the fuck outta me

I just don’t have the upper body strength for it

Wait that’s not what you meant
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*wants to read* *doesnt read*

*wants to draw* *doesnt draw*

*wants to study a language* *doesnt study the language*

*wants to watch new movies* *doesnt watch new movies*

*wants to do stuff i like and enjoy* *doesnt*

this is called depression

I mean, sure, it’s something people with depression experience, but can we please stop this trend of “this symptom = mental illness”? If you see this post and you start worrying p l e a s e look up depression and check the symptoms that professionals use and see your GP if you’re still worried. Similarly: let’s also stop diagnosing people on the internet bc this keeps happening to me and y'all don’t know me lol
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I feel so #blessed by all these casual amazon photos
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I just want to play real human beings. You know, I don’t care if they’re male or female. A character on a page has to feel real, and for me the greatest fun is if you could gender-swap the role. Could John be Jane, Jane be John? You don’t want the men to be written in a three-dimensional way and the women, not. So, or you know, you don’t want the white men to be written in a three-dimensional way but the black men, not. I mean, it’s just about [how] scripts should always reflect real human beings. So that’s what I look for.
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my mom bought a “all my children have paws” mug in an effort to disown us in favor of her dogs but she is blissfully unaware of the fact that two of her children are actually furries
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I want to have a better job so I can afford to give people money from their donation posts so I can.

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I want to have a better job so I can afford to give people money from their donation posts so I can brighten their day

also so I can like… pay my rent without crying
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me: i gotta stop pickin at my skin

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me: i gotta stop pickin at my skin
my left hand, the instant it is not preoccupied, roaming my entire epidermis in search of imperfections to scratch off: unfortunate
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i dont think goosebumps books ever came into print i think they just mystically appeared in public school libraries one day already in mediocre condition

this sounds like a plot for a goosebumps book about goosebumps books
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Whiteness is definitely not neutral, I might add, when a notable version of the antagonist of the Thirteen White Dudes is played by a black-haired, brown-eyed dude [that would be Roger Delgado] with sepia/tannish brown skin who is actually described by one character as “dark” in the script.
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Too soon

It’s been 1,937 years
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hotlatinospacerebel: I work at a kindergarten and this is a collection of cute Wonder Woman related.

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I work at a kindergarten and this is a collection of cute Wonder Woman related things that happened within a week of the movie being released. 

On Monday, a boy who was obsessed with Iron Man, told me he had asked his parents for a new Wonder Woman lunchbox. 

A little girl said “When I grow up I want to speak hundreds of languages like Diana”

This girl had her parents revamp her Beauty and the Beast birthday party in THREE DAYS because she simply had to have a Wonder Woman party. 

Seven girls playing together during recess on Tuesday, saying that since they all wanted to be Wonder Woman they had agreed to be Amazons and not fight but work together to defeat evil. 

There is this one girl that refuses to listen to you unless you address her as Wonder Woman. 

Another girl very seriously asked the teacher if she could ditch her uniform for the Wonder Woman armor bc she “wanted to be ready if she needed to save the world”. The teacher laughed and said it was okay, and the next day the girl came dressed as Wonder Woman and not a single kid batted an eye.

They are making a wrap-up dance show, and they asked the teacher if they could come as superheroes, they are going to sing a song about bunnies. 

This kid got angry and threw a plastic car over his head and a girl gasped “LIKE IN THE MOVIE”

A boy threw his candy wrapping in the floor and a 5-year-old girl screamed “DON’T POLLUTE YOU IDIOT, THAT IS WHY THERE ARE NO MEN IN TEMYSCIRA”

On Wednesday, a girl came with a printed list of every single female superhero and her powers, to avoid any trouble when deciding roles at recess. 

I was talking to one of the girls that hadn’t seen the movie, and the next day she came and very seriously told me “you were right, Wonder Woman was way better than Frozen.”

Consider this your friendly reminder that if this movie completely changed the way these girls and boys thought about themselves and the world in a week, imagine what the next generation will achieve if we give them more movies like Wonder Woman.  

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goingtobed:

Unfriendly, in your face reminder that there are straight trans people and they do not have to tell you they’re trans in order to be included in the community. See a “het couple” at pride?? Shut the fuck up about it. They could be bi, pan, trans, etc etc.

Asking someone to disclose if they’re trans is rude as fuck. Don’t do it. You are NOT entitled to know someone’s sexual orientation or assigned at birth gender.

Ways to tell if somebody doesn’t belong at Pride:

1) they’re harassing the other people there

2) they’re in acute medical distress, in which case they belong at a hospital instead, and can come back to Pride when they feel better

…that’s about all I can think of, really.

3.) they’re a cop

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@ trans women:

You are a woman. You have the experiences of a woman. You face the hardship of woman hood.
You are a woman, and you have always been as much of a woman as every cis woman out there.

And some nasty terf on Tumblr will never be able to take that away from you.

Replace women with man and you have a true statement

Ok…

@ Trans men:

You are a man. You have the experiences of a man. You face the hardship of manhood.
You are a man, and have always been as much of a man as every cis man out there.

And some nasty terf on Tumblr will never be able to take that away from you.

Better?
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girlsrule-subsdrool: The Nu Project Your body is normal. ...

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The Nu Project

Your body is normal. Repeat after me: “My body is normal. My body is wonderful. My body is beautiful.”
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Sakurai Atsushi
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Not being able to breathe through my nose because I’m sick + having sleep apnea makes it hard to try and fall asleep. I’ve gotten barely any sleep the past two nights.

theanimalvines: “I AM HUNGRY”

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“I AM HUNGRY”

ghostomelon: magicalsapphic: My dad has a doppelganger named Eric. For years people have been coming

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My dad has a doppelganger named Eric. For years people have been coming up to him, thinking he was Eric. Sometimes people get a whole conversation going while my dad stands there politely wondering why this stranger is talking to him before they stop, wide eyed, and realize “you’re not Eric.” None of us have ever seen Eric, but we know he’s out there. Sometimes a couple years will go by without an Eric incident and we worry. But then my dad will come home like “good news guys, Eric’s still alive, I met his cousin today.”

This post sent my family into a discussion about dopplegangers and APPARENTLY my mom’s boyfriend once had two kids climb into his car at a gas station and they kept calling him “Uncle Dan” (which is his name) but he had never met them. He kept telling them “I’m not your uncle,” but they just thought he was joking, because, you know, silly Uncle Dan is a REAL jokester. 

In any case the mother finally came over to the car and LITTERALLY thought he was joking until she looked at his face really hard for a couple of seconds, and she proceeded to yank the kids out of the car and appologize profusely. APPARENTLY their Uncle Dan was supposed to pick them up at the same gas station in the SAME car.

Tbh I refuse to believe that this was just coincidence- I’d rather believe that the timelines crossed for one magical moment and he met his alt-universe niece and nephew. 
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hage2013: From light into being.

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From light into being.
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Bullshit

BRILLIANT

@petermorwood

Swords from nails are cute: for how-to reference, here’s a video.

And here are some more ex-nails.

This looks like something Terry would have given the Nac mac Feegle. (NB, must glow blue in the presence of lawyers…)

If you want something bigger, there are plenty of photos of handsome knives made from old US railroad spikes…

This one is so well-finished that it looks incomplete without a proper grip; of course a grip would conceal its origin. YMMV. Swings and roundabouts..

Not just knives…

There are even swords (with extra metal added, of course).

There’s an attractive Middle Earth Elvish look to these.

Man that first one is like swords for mice
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I really want to cosplay as Shadow Sae

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I really want to cosplay as Shadow Sae
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shout out to anyone who has seen me get stupidly emotional and insanely insecure but has stuck around anyway
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Excuse me while I die of laughter
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lexi-rivers: friend: im so glad i met you…

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friend: im so glad i met you… you’re so fun to talk to! i love talking to you…

me, to myself: no. you fool. its the other way around. i, in fact, am the one who is glad to have met you. i am overjoyed in your presence. do not say that you enjoy talking to me more.
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Muslims Awake To Begin Their Ramadan Fast Were 'A Lifeline' In Grenfell Tower Blaze

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Muslims who were awake because they were beginning their Ramadan fast “saved people’s lives” when a deadly blaze broke out at a west London tower block, HuffPost UK has been told.

At least 50 people have been taken to five hospitals for treatment as hundreds of residents in the 27-storey, 120 flat, Grenfell Tower in north Kensington have been evacuated from their flats in the building that caught fire just after 1.15am.

A local woman told HuffPost UK: “Muslim boys saved people’s lives. They ran around knocking on people’s doors. Thank God for Ramadan”

Khalid Suleman Ahmed, 20, recently moved to Grenfell Tower with his auntie and lives on the eighth floor.

He said he would not normally have been up in the middle of the night but had stayed up during Ramadan for Suhur, the meal before Muslims begin fasting again during daylight hours.

However, upon realising there was a fire he immediately began banging on his neighbours’ doors to wake them.

He told HuffPost UK: “No fire alarms went off and there were no warning. I was playing PlayStation waiting to eat suhuur (beginning of fast meal) then smelt smoke. I got up and looked out of my window and saw the seventh floor smoking.

“I woke my auntie up, then got clothes on and started knocking on neighbours’ doors. Every house opened except two - I saw the other guy later on so only 1 family unaccounted for. My next door neighbour was fast asleep.

“The whole corridor went black with thick smoke. I didn’t think it was serious at all me and my auntie thought it was an isolated incident but we’d just evacuate just to be safe. When we went out and were taken by the firemen to a safer place then we saw that it still hadn’t reached our house - 20 minutes or so later our house was gone. The firefighters were very quick. They immediately started work.

“People were calm walking out but when they realised loved ones were missing or unaccounted then they started to panic. Once we were outside it started to spread more.

He added: “I would be up this late on a Friday night possibly but never a random midweek night unless it was Ramadan. There are a lot of Muslims living there and people choose up to stay up and wait so it was certainly a factor for me and others. It probably did save lives.”

A witness also told Sky News that Muslims who were awake had been a “lifeline”.

i can’t imagine how many lives he saved, how many families are intact and together, because of his actions.
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This American Indian Dungeons and Dragons lets you weave powerful stories

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Ehdrigohr,
a game created by a black, American Indian game designer, gently
reflects the Native experience, and how that approach to storytelling
differs from Western narratives.    

I grew up in an American Indian household. Almost every weekend, my
mom would take me out to see an elder. A fidgety, impatient child, I
would ask when we were leaving. “Mom, I want to play Smash Bros. with my friends,” I’d say, but the response was always the same.

“We’re on Indian time out here. Everything happens when it needs to. We’ll leave when it’s time.”

As an adult, I’ve had a lot of trouble explaining the concept of Indian time
to others. It’s not hard to understand why. Modern society would
crumble if it treated airline schedules or surgeries with the same
nonchalant attitude as a traditional Native ceremony. But those values
are also an important part of the Native perspective. They’re also why
I’ve seen so many attempts to incorporate Native influences into games
fail.

Ehdrigohr is nothing like those haphazard fumblings. Designed over the course of several years by black, American Indian game designer Allen Turner, Ehdrigohr filters Dungeons and Dragons-style roleplaying experiences through a distinctly Native cultural lens rather than a European one.

“Ultimately it came down to wanting [a game] that spoke to me,
where I could see myself and my friends as characters or heroes, and
feel like they belong,” says Turner. Although he’s a big fan of
table-top roleplaying games, he made Ehdrigohr precisely because he couldn’t find anything that integrated Native culture into its play and treated Natives as equals.Dungeons and Dragons
may have some Indian-inspired tribes in its expansions, but they are
always treated as different or inferior. Indigenous weapons do less
inherently damage than an equivalent weapon wielded by a dwarf or elf,
not to mention the gross depiction of Natives using primitive clubs. In
all cases, we’re treated as intrinsically lesser.  

Read the rest…

Hubby showed me this last night; unfortunately, I was too zonked to really get a good look at it.  It must be mine.

They have a free preview ebook, full game books starting at $10 for a PDF, and a starter story/first adventure set in-world for $5!

Oooh.

I wish I had folks to play with around here.

@imnormalinmyworld

This is important.

I NEED IT
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