Aug. 27th, 2016

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Me, dying of starvation: “I need food”
Thinkpiece Writer: “Is that cause you’re triggered, kek?”
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hedgiwithapen:

pkmn-trainer-touko-tajiri:

so this one time, I had a great idea for pokemon fic.

It was basically about this older gruff jaded trainer who finds a little kid wandering around the route, calling for his fearow. Like little tiny babby’s first time training trainer.

So he asks the kid ‘Yo kid, you lose your starter or somethin’?”

Kid: “Yeah, it’s my fearow, he flew off after some raticate and now I can’t find him.” Older trainer’s like goddamn, who gets a kid a fearow as a starter?

“Your parents uh get you that fearow?” Cause he’s gonna have some words with this kids parents if that’s the case. Kid’s still like looking in trees and bushes and shit.

“No, caught ‘em myself out by the powerplant, saved up and bought the greatball myself and everything!” Kid’s super proud of that, meanwhile the older trainer’s thinking, weird, there’s no fearow out by the power plant, meh, maybe one flew there by accident.

Long story short, it’s not a fearow. A storm front rolls in and the kid’s like, ‘welp, there’s my fearow. Finally.’ Older trainer gets the heart attack of his life when fucking zapdos lands next to this kid out of a goddamn thundercloud and starts preening little kid’s hair.

“That’s not a fearow.” Is the only thing older trainer can say.

“What are you blind or something mister?” Says the little kid. “He’s got the spiky fearow feathers and everything. I can’t believe you call yourself a trainer. Come on Fearow, let’s go find a real trainer to battle.”

!!!!!! that is /excellent/ Yes please.

One of the ideas was to have team rocket show up and menace them, and have ‘fearow’ show up to strike thunder god fear in their hearts for scaring its trainer.

The other idea is kid gets an igglybuff as their second pokemon and everyone assumes the iggly is their only pokemon.

“Oh no, mr iggles isn’t for fighting.” Kid says. “That’s what I have fearow for!”

They are the worst best trainer ever, because zapdos would fly this kid to the moon if they asked because they are a precious little bundle of naïvety and joy. But kid only wants to beat up other trainers for candy and poffin money.

I love it.

I would read the crap out of this. 

Spark’s origin story

SPARK’S ORIGIN STORY
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Ren Faire tomorrooooowwwwww!!

I should get to sleep
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myfoxesandroses:

I feel ya

I wait all year for Target’s Halloween décor

@everoutoftouch it you
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nentindo:

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also guys i think it’s time to start spelling ‘small’ right again,, it’s been long enough

see the thing is, at this point, smol isn’t even a “mispelling” of small anymore; it has its own connotations. while small is a regular adjective, smol acts more like a diminutive marker, which English has been lacking

in essence, a smol dog will always be a small dog, but not all small dogs are smol.

what the fuck are you talking about

Linguistic evolution. Accept the smolness into your vocabulary and be cleansed.

@nentindo, assuming you’re asking in good faith & not just trying to dismiss a perfectly accurate analysis, here’s an elaboration of what @princeofdoomrps said:

small and smol mean different things, so they’re different words. smol means something like “small in a cute way” & not just like both small and cute but the two are related. This is what makes smol more like a diminutive marker (c.f. -tje in Dutch, or -let/-ling/-ie [like in kidlet/kidling/kiddie] in some forms of English*)

note that:
1. not all small things are smol. Microbes and electrons? Generally not considered smol.

2. similar-sized things in the same category can be smol or not depending on cuteness. So, a tiny cottage may be a smol house, but an equally tiny tenement room that is an awful place to live? Not smol.

3. smol can refer to youth (e.g. the people I call my “smol frens” are mostly taller than I am but much younger)

4. It also can have implications of fondness/emotional attachment, especially, from what I’ve seen, in fandoms where people call characters things like “my smol son”, which doesn’t have to mean someone who’s actually young, short, or cute at all. Like, IDK if anyone uses that to refer to Hannibal but I wouldn’t be surprised?

So! There are contexts where you could call something/someone small but not smol, and contexts where you could call something/someone smol but not small. This is the textbook definition of “different words”. They are no longer the same word and op, you are very welcome to only use one of them! Anyone is! 

Just be aware that pretty much every part of your vocabulary, someone at some point has decried as “wrong” usage and complained about people mangling the language this way, and when you do this thing you’re carrying on a long tradition of pompous silliness.



* English isn’t completely lacking in diminutive markers just kinda deficient. And some of those markers have become derisive or dismissive in usage, which i hope never happens to my smol word-child, smol.

[edited for clarity]

This is how we do language. This is language happening.
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foxnewsfuckfest:

crowbarsofar:

PREACH!!!!!!

The federally funded lesbian farmers are creating memes.
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cracked:

Disney clearly is a propaganda machine opposed to elderly, single women.

Why The Queen Isn’t The Real Villain In Snow White
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iwillbeyourhands:

can you imagine if we idolized lack of experience in other areas the way we idolize virginity

like if when you were growing up people always told you “the fact that you’ve never been on a plane is a special gift and you need to cherish it”

and there were lectures given in high school about how you shouldn’t get on a plane until you’re sure that it’s the most special plane in the world and it’s taking you somewhere you want to live for the rest of your life

and people tell you “if you get on a plane and it’s not perfect you’ll always regret it”

and people signed pledges and wore rings signifying that they’d never been on a plane

and when you were drinking with your friends as an adult they’d be like “hey, what’s your first time getting on a plane story”

#TABLOID CONFESSIONAL: ‘I’M 32 AND I’VE NEVER BEEN ON A PLANE’
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sometimes i wish my brain had a switch off button or something
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Patty + Being 100% done with Holtzmann

Bonus:
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tittybigfootdakimakura:

Girls kissing other girls is just… The most beautiful thing in the world….

I like it best when I am one of the girls.
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my feelings about people commenting on my body or what I do with it

Oh my goodness, I love you.
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DRAG THEM NEIL
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“Business is booming for a once struggling ice cream shop in Anacortes, Washington. And it’s all because of Pokémon Go.

The owner of Mad Hatter’s Ice Cream, Gary Dear, told KING 5 that he’s had to extend hours and hire more employees since the game was released in early July.

“The Pokey light shines down on me!” he told the local news station.

Dear closed his shop in late June due to illness
before suddenly reopening days later around the time that Pokémon Go was
released in the App Store.

Players now flock to his shop because of its position
near multiple Pokéstops on the game’s map. They stand outside the shop
and place […] lures on the stops to attract Pokémon to the area.

“I live here and the lures are almost always up till 1am or later sometimes,” one Reddit user wrote on Thursday.”

Source: businessinsider
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Yesterday i lost my glasses. And decided to document my frustration until……… I really wish this was planned, but i gotta admit, I took a big L.

“[defeated tone] So… I have…. lost my glasses. And I’m afraid to leave my bed because I can’t see… and I fear I might step on my glasses. So I’m sitting here with my bee pillow pet… and I don’t know what to do.

I need to get up. I wanna get food. I gotta exfoliate and moisturize, cause my skin looking atrocious right now.

What if… [deep breath] What if I die here, y’all? Would anyone even miss me?Like, really?

I want Enrique Iglesias to come save me. Like, the ceiling opens up and like, he comes down from like, a heavenly cloud with my glasses, and he’s singing. [imitating Enrique Iglesias] ‘Would you dance? If I asked you to dance? I will be your hero baby!’ And I just take my glasses and I’m like ‘Thanks yo! Put a shirt on homie!’

But life, life don’t work… life… [prolonged silence]

[camera zooms in on glasses] 

[long silence; light chuckle] Enrique…”

This should win an Oscar
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Back in the 1960s, the U.S. started vaccinating kids for measles. As expected, children stopped getting measles.

But something else happened.

Childhood deaths from all infectious diseases plummeted. Even deaths from diseases like pneumonia and diarrhea were cut by half.

“So it’s really been a mystery — why do children stop dying at such high rates from all these different infections following introduction of the measles vaccine,” says Michael Mina, a postdoc in biology at Princeton University and a medical student at Emory University.

Scientists Crack A 50-Year-Old Mystery About The Measles VaccinePhoto credit: Photofusion/UIG via Getty Images

Using computer models, they found that the number of measles cases in these countries predicted the number of deaths from other infections two to three years later.

“We found measles predisposes children to all other infectious diseases for up to a few years,” Mina says.

And the virus seems to do it in a sneaky way.

Like many viruses, measles is known to suppress the immune system for a few weeks after an infection. But previous studies in monkeys have suggested that measles takes this suppression to a whole new level: It erases immune protection to other diseases, Mina says.

VACCINATE. YOUR. DAMN. KIDS. 
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i was just walking home from the subway in the rain and i saw a dog walking down the sidewalk alone wearing a sweater. now, i’ve seen dogs walking down sidewalks alone not wearing sweaters and i’ve seen dogs walking down sidewalks on leashes wearing sweaters and i gotta say, once you remove the human element from the equation, the dog looks like it dressed itself. like a decision was made by a dog. it just looks like a dog going somewhere in a world where dogs are highly intelligent and have appointments they need to get dressed up for. i couldn’t make eye contact with this dog, it was intimidating in its confidence. 
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UNICORN by RETROFOLIE

www.retrofolie.com

NEED.

@redacuarela
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when you see a bad post and recognize op’s url but you don’t remember why you know it
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ablacknation:

This is so powerful.

It’s Nick Randhawa! Had the great pleasure of knowing him at Berkeley. He’s done fantastic work.

Always reblog this

It’s back!

Finally a version with his name
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According to the Pokedex, Furret is taller than Charizard

look im sorry but furret is taller than ME and im fucking pissed about that

ya’ll trippin. in the show he was a lil goober, like 2 feet or somethin. the pokedex can suck my pokepeen cause i’ll be damned if this Furry aint a 2 foot goober

Yeah the Pokedex never match up with life

Just imagine if somewhere out there there IS a Furret this big though

GIANT FURRET
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/looks at stuff waiting to be done/

/glances at videogames/

videogames: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

 me: /sweats/
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How is this world even real??
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*pidgey escapes poke ball*

me: who do you think you are
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@thebibliosphere have some gay scottish romance or something.

Every time I see this my heart gets a little lighter.

Always reblog the Scottish lesbians!
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being bisexual and having different feelings when ur attracted to guys than when u are to girls is so hard to explain bc being attracted to a guy is like “ah” and being attracted to a girl is like “oo” but that doesn’t make any sense to anyone but me
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I’m laughing so hard cause this is deadass what bees do 😂
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were a lot more stars visible to the dinosaurs because there was no light pollution? did they like the stars? did they know what they were or did they not care because they were busy being dinosaurs

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