gravityeyelids | Aug. 26th, 2016

Aug. 26th, 2016

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vincentvangozer:

notthepopeiv:

dadrielle:

notbecauseofvictories:

if you are going to do historical inaccuracy, then go big. Just take it to a whole ‘nother level.

I mean like Knight’s Tale “chanting Queen at the jousting tournament ‘foxy lady’” levels of anachronism. Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters with Hansel injecting himself with insulin and Gretel wielding a multiple-shot crossbow levels of anachronism. Go for Blazing Saddles, Blackadder, Jack of All Trades, Connecticut Yankee levels of anachronism

you either have to play by the rules or throw out the book.

Go full on Xena. All of history happened at the same time. Get your legs broken by Caesar and find out Lao Tzu didn’t write that book, his wife did, and she hitting on you…all 10 years before you go meet up with Helen at Troy. Fight with Beowulf and commission Sappho within a few months of each other. Abraham and Issac? Only like 2 years before Jesus. Invent CPR and the kite during the bronze age. Watch your gal pal teach Homer how to be a better bard. Have a fucking battle of the bands in Ancient Greece. TIME IS MEANINGLESS.

Go Full On Xena

Look, I think that’s just good life advice: When in doubt, just Go Full On Xena.

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witchprophet:

Breathe

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franzurapika:

antizionisttranslations:

sonoanthony:

Just left the US Holocaust memorial museum and it makes me wonder how people, that know so much pain from racism and discrimination, lay so much hate and pain onto the people of Palestine. How do you become a representation of hypocrisy.

“Didn’t those Jews learn their lesson from their genocide? That was the point of it, after all.”

Just logged back onto tumblr dot com and wow, how do people have such profound experiences and come away with nothing but THIS to say, feel the need to project it all across the interwebs… unbelievable…

i wonder what people like OP want from jews- should we all be dedicating our lives to anti-israel activism because if we do anything else we don’t deserve to live? should we self-immolate to raise awareness for the plight of palestinians? what do people like OP expect us to do? i mean, i’m honestly curious at this point what the object of this all is

whatever, maybe if i’d learned my lesson like a Good Jew i’d know

–representation of hypocrisy signing off

tfw when you leave a Holocaust museum and hate Jews a little more.

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teapotsubtext:

wearitcounts:

kickassfemaleathletes:

x

men are so weak

break them

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jiinsy:

use a tablet pen to kill someone and no one will ever find the murder weapon

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ithelpstodream:

This is too cute not to share.

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earlpostsaboutwhatever:

keeby1:

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craigslisthorses:

So, when it rained a lot the other day the front pasture got pretty flooded and when I called the babes up for breakfast Houdini was walking around the “pond” and went to go stand on his board that he loves to stand on and it started to move and that’s the story of probably the first horse who ever surfed.

surfdini

You can lead a horse to water… but you didn’t know he’d be shredding fucking waves

What kinda romhack lets Ponyta use Surf?

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bluemagequina:

like. stories about facing heterosexism and cissexism, coming out, being young and finding your identity, etc, have their place and can be important, but at a certain point you’re like. enough. you just start wanting to see LGBTQ characters battling in space ships or fighting dragons or being charismatic spies or any of the thousands of things straight cis people get to do in stories.

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jaegerdom:

No one man should have all that power

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wecansavethisearth:

Holy cow. Finally I finished it. God this took like 4 days. My wrists hurt. Done with colored pencil.

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malformalady:

Approximately 90% of any iceberg is below the surface, making iceberg flips a rare occurrence. These photos were taken by the the U.S. Antarctic Program in Iceberg Alley, a region in the western Weddell Sea. Large old icebergs contain centuries of windblown sediment and minerals, visible as layers when they roll over as seen in the photo

Photo credit: Ethan Norris

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malformalady:

Approximately 90% of any iceberg is below the surface, making iceberg flips a rare occurrence. These photos were taken by the the U.S. Antarctic Program in Iceberg Alley, a region in the western Weddell Sea. Large old icebergs contain centuries of windblown sediment and minerals, visible as layers when they roll over as seen in the photo

Photo credit: Ethan Norris

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tastefullyoffensive:

by John McNamee

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mikeykink:

do you ever learn a new fact and it fucks you over really badly even though it has no effect on your life but it still feels like your whole life was a lie anyways hey did you know barcode scanners scan the white spaces in between and not actually the black bars

THEY FUCKING WHAT

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ninjaticsart:

sketchyderp

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bibliotheca-sanctus:

Waldsassen Abbey Library in Bavaria, Germany

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alwaysboth:

elexuscal:

Their stories: Amazing grammar, soaring vocabulary, beautiful imagery and prose which flows like a river.

In chats: no capitalisation or punctuation, swears like a sailor, misspellings everywhere, acronyms and abbreviations every five words, idek

#listen #listen do u know how much braining it takes to make the words go? #it is a lot #it’s like wearing fancy clothes all day #and then when you’re at home and comfy #u just put on ur pj’s ( @feynites)

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awwww-cute:

Ohh, so where do I sit

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grimmylover101:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

periegesisvoid:

raygun1247:

somedumbduck:

the fact so many people have a fondness for kirby as a character despite never having played or even been interested in playing one of his games really goes to show how good a design he is

He wasn’t even supposed to have his own game. He was supposed to be a filler until they made the main character but the game devs became so fond of Kirby that they just made him the main character

hes shaped like a friend

If someone told me they hated Kirby I would have to assume that person had no soul because just look at Kirby

Soft and round and gentle

Having cute adventures

A smol hero orb

Who could hate this adorable pink glutton?!?

Just look at them

They are made out of love :D

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adamsjensen:

when ur followers are still following u even after u shitpost so much

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oldeststoryintheuniverse:

The sentence, “Cinderella’s castle is a Pokémon gym,” is true in real life and if that’s not awesome, I don’t know what is.