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Aug. 10th, 2016
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ariaste:
Relationships are scary and complicated ONLY when you start thinking of your partner as some kind of adversary.
You know how to stop being scared of relationships? Remember that it’s got a goddamn buddy system *built in*. That’s all a relationship IS: “Let’s approach life with the buddy system.”
Check on your buddy. Make sure your buddy doesn’t forget their lunch box on the schoolbus. Hold hands with your buddy so you don’t get lost. If your buddy wants to look at the monkey cage, look at the goddamn monkey cage with them. If you are the one looking at the monkey cage, ask your buddy what they want to do next, and when they want to feed the giraffe, help them find a quarter for the little food dispenser. Be a good buddy, and if your buddy isn’t a good one too, tell the teacher and ask for a new one.
This isn’t fucking rocket science, people.
ariaste:
Relationships are scary and complicated ONLY when you start thinking of your partner as some kind of adversary.
You know how to stop being scared of relationships? Remember that it’s got a goddamn buddy system *built in*. That’s all a relationship IS: “Let’s approach life with the buddy system.”
Check on your buddy. Make sure your buddy doesn’t forget their lunch box on the schoolbus. Hold hands with your buddy so you don’t get lost. If your buddy wants to look at the monkey cage, look at the goddamn monkey cage with them. If you are the one looking at the monkey cage, ask your buddy what they want to do next, and when they want to feed the giraffe, help them find a quarter for the little food dispenser. Be a good buddy, and if your buddy isn’t a good one too, tell the teacher and ask for a new one.
This isn’t fucking rocket science, people.
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quietpinetrees:
“Deer had philosophers as well, ancient beasts with antlers like forests who thought deeply on the meaning of hunger and the need for wolves.”
-T. R. Darling
Take a look at the beautiful artwork adorning this round of sales on the official QuietPineTrees store. It could be yours. It could be all yours. Go ahead, and have a look around.
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quietpinetrees:
“Deer had philosophers as well, ancient beasts with antlers like forests who thought deeply on the meaning of hunger and the need for wolves.”
-T. R. Darling
Take a look at the beautiful artwork adorning this round of sales on the official QuietPineTrees store. It could be yours. It could be all yours. Go ahead, and have a look around.
http://ift.tt/2b3Rhvo
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oatiebub:
be poetic. if you find the way the light falls through your window and onto your bedroom wall pretty, write about it. call it soft and golden as sunlit honey. if it makes you glad to be alive then it’s not silly. you look for the beauty of things, be proud of that. say the heavy rain is kissing you. write about the glow of the moon, the dancing of flowers. make your world magical. collect your metaphors and treasure them.
oatiebub:
be poetic. if you find the way the light falls through your window and onto your bedroom wall pretty, write about it. call it soft and golden as sunlit honey. if it makes you glad to be alive then it’s not silly. you look for the beauty of things, be proud of that. say the heavy rain is kissing you. write about the glow of the moon, the dancing of flowers. make your world magical. collect your metaphors and treasure them.
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thechlostertalkssports:
Leslie Jones is the best thing to happen to Olympics Twitter
thechlostertalkssports:
Leslie Jones is the best thing to happen to Olympics Twitter
meloetta: hey, please replace ‘i
Aug. 10th, 2016 11:06 amvia http://ift.tt/2aFBlKU:
meloetta:
hey, please replace ‘i wasn’t good enough’ with ‘it wasn’t right for me’ in your thinking. everyone’s talents and brilliance are differently placed, and if you’ve ever felt like you ‘weren’t enough’ for something, it just means it wasn’t right for you. there’s a place, position, person out there that you’re perfect for, and the only thing you’ve ““failed at”” is finding it yet.
meloetta:
hey, please replace ‘i wasn’t good enough’ with ‘it wasn’t right for me’ in your thinking. everyone’s talents and brilliance are differently placed, and if you’ve ever felt like you ‘weren’t enough’ for something, it just means it wasn’t right for you. there’s a place, position, person out there that you’re perfect for, and the only thing you’ve ““failed at”” is finding it yet.
cowardscourtesy: pls stop using ‘ocd’ as
Aug. 10th, 2016 11:51 amvia http://ift.tt/2aLlwYY:
cowardscourtesy:
pls stop using ‘ocd’ as a replacement for detail-oriented, uptight, cleanly, or neat. it is not a synonym for any of these words, it’s the name of a very real disorder.
cowardscourtesy:
pls stop using ‘ocd’ as a replacement for detail-oriented, uptight, cleanly, or neat. it is not a synonym for any of these words, it’s the name of a very real disorder.
micdotcom: “You get to decide how you are
Aug. 10th, 2016 09:45 pmvia http://ift.tt/2bgb748:
micdotcom:
“You get to decide how you are identified.” Every TSA employee (and person in general) should follow Darlena’s lead. The comments on Amanda’s post are even more heartwarming — she even responded to several people.
micdotcom:
“You get to decide how you are identified.” Every TSA employee (and person in general) should follow Darlena’s lead. The comments on Amanda’s post are even more heartwarming — she even responded to several people.
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ryukodragon:
sushinfood:
glyndarling:
okamikodomo:
adrenaline-addiction:
seijhoe:
seriesofnonsequiturs:
dancingspirals:
thecrystalfems:
cantabilechaos:
anonymouscomrade:
rikoy11:
bpdrotten:
i had a dream about fucking… vampire discourse on tumblr like;
“reminder that blood sucker is a slur”
“vamp-born-vamps are valid if u got bitten later in life you’re not part of the vamp community”
“support vamps who drink human blood, support vamps who drink animal blood, support vamps who drink animal and human blood”
“half bloods who are human presenting don’t belong in the community”
fantasy tumblr would be fucking insufferable
god can you even imagine
“If you only have two legs you’re human-passing and don’t belong in the fantasy community”
“What about satyrs?’
“You can wear shoes”
“Just a reminder that if you appropriate mermaid culture you’re a piece of shit”
“Actually we don’t mind because a lot of our culture comes from humans”
“Shapeshifters aren’t valid because they can be human if they want”
Oh my god it gets worse and worse
Listen Sweaty :) :) :) Bigfoots and Jersey Devils aren’t REAL mythfolk :) :) You r just confuused humans :)))
stop fetishizing incubi
stop fetishizing incubi
stop fetishizing incubi
stop fetishizing incubi
stop fetishizing incubi
stop fetishizing incubi
ONLY 👏FAIRIES 👏CAN 👏MAKE 👏FAIRY 👏RINGS
Why the FUCK did no one tag me in this
Werewolves are still werewolves no matter what form they’re in. We don’t stop being werewolves when we’re in human form, we don’t stop being werewolves when we’re in wolf form. Stop werewolf erasure!
Listen, I’ve been in a committed relationship with a selkie for over ten years. I can tell you that whole hiding-the-pelt-thing is total bullshit. If he wanted to leave he could, I am not holding him hostage. Please, stop spreading this hurtful misinformation.
friendly reminder that telling a fairy you don’t believe in them will not actually kill them but is a genuinely shitty thing to do and you should probably stop :)
Guys, real talk.
Dragon hoards are an expression of dragon culture, okay?
They symbolize the personal achievements of that particular dragon, beginning when they settle into their own lair. It’s a rite of passage symbolizing that the dragon has come of age!
Unless you are a dragon yourself, you can’t just call your “fairy dust collection” your “hoard”. It’s your collection.
Seriously, stop appropriating dragon culture. It’s not that hard.
ryukodragon:
sushinfood:
glyndarling:
okamikodomo:
adrenaline-addiction:
seijhoe:
seriesofnonsequiturs:
dancingspirals:
thecrystalfems:
cantabilechaos:
anonymouscomrade:
rikoy11:
bpdrotten:
i had a dream about fucking… vampire discourse on tumblr like;
“reminder that blood sucker is a slur”
“vamp-born-vamps are valid if u got bitten later in life you’re not part of the vamp community”
“support vamps who drink human blood, support vamps who drink animal blood, support vamps who drink animal and human blood”
“half bloods who are human presenting don’t belong in the community”
fantasy tumblr would be fucking insufferable
god can you even imagine
“If you only have two legs you’re human-passing and don’t belong in the fantasy community”
“What about satyrs?’
“You can wear shoes”
“Just a reminder that if you appropriate mermaid culture you’re a piece of shit”
“Actually we don’t mind because a lot of our culture comes from humans”
“Shapeshifters aren’t valid because they can be human if they want”
Oh my god it gets worse and worse
Listen Sweaty :) :) :) Bigfoots and Jersey Devils aren’t REAL mythfolk :) :) You r just confuused humans :)))
stop fetishizing incubi
stop fetishizing incubi
stop fetishizing incubi
stop fetishizing incubi
stop fetishizing incubi
stop fetishizing incubi
ONLY 👏FAIRIES 👏CAN 👏MAKE 👏FAIRY 👏RINGS
Why the FUCK did no one tag me in this
Werewolves are still werewolves no matter what form they’re in. We don’t stop being werewolves when we’re in human form, we don’t stop being werewolves when we’re in wolf form. Stop werewolf erasure!
Listen, I’ve been in a committed relationship with a selkie for over ten years. I can tell you that whole hiding-the-pelt-thing is total bullshit. If he wanted to leave he could, I am not holding him hostage. Please, stop spreading this hurtful misinformation.
friendly reminder that telling a fairy you don’t believe in them will not actually kill them but is a genuinely shitty thing to do and you should probably stop :)
Guys, real talk.
Dragon hoards are an expression of dragon culture, okay?
They symbolize the personal achievements of that particular dragon, beginning when they settle into their own lair. It’s a rite of passage symbolizing that the dragon has come of age!
Unless you are a dragon yourself, you can’t just call your “fairy dust collection” your “hoard”. It’s your collection.
Seriously, stop appropriating dragon culture. It’s not that hard.
Projected Timeline of Global Warming
Aug. 10th, 2016 10:08 pmvia http://ift.tt/2aMrJ3M:
avatarstateyipyip:
stripedgreenrabbit:
2030: The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
2100: The water’s getting warm, so we might as well swim
2250: My world’s on fire
3000: Not much has changed but we live under water
avatarstateyipyip:
stripedgreenrabbit:
2030: The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
2100: The water’s getting warm, so we might as well swim
2250: My world’s on fire
3000: Not much has changed but we live under water
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memeufacturing:
woman: *gives birth to child*guy: ehh are you SURE thats worse than bein kicked in the ballswoman: *gets hit by a car*guy: i’m not sure if thats as bad as , say,gettin kicked in the ballswoman: *is torn to shreds by a grain harvester*guy: well i mean. Getting kicked in the balls is pretty painful, so,
memeufacturing:
woman: *gives birth to child*guy: ehh are you SURE thats worse than bein kicked in the ballswoman: *gets hit by a car*guy: i’m not sure if thats as bad as , say,gettin kicked in the ballswoman: *is torn to shreds by a grain harvester*guy: well i mean. Getting kicked in the balls is pretty painful, so,