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earlpostsaboutwhatever:
regalswag:
leafcrunch:
busket:
im posting this just to put it in my laugh rule tag because it was killing me eariler
i made the mistake of trying to read this out loud and absolutely lost it at every single line and absolutely my neighbours just heard my sputter laugh for a solid two minutes
@perfectperfidy
“wash a few slices of lemon juice and pour all of them into deep narrow gashes in the bottom of your hands for thirty hours”
NOPE NOPE NOPE
earlpostsaboutwhatever:
regalswag:
leafcrunch:
busket:
im posting this just to put it in my laugh rule tag because it was killing me eariler
i made the mistake of trying to read this out loud and absolutely lost it at every single line and absolutely my neighbours just heard my sputter laugh for a solid two minutes
@perfectperfidy
“wash a few slices of lemon juice and pour all of them into deep narrow gashes in the bottom of your hands for thirty hours”
NOPE NOPE NOPE
