Bird Emoji Review

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My dude @zaplayden​ and I couldn’t find a review of the Bird emoji so let’s do this

Pure evil.  Excessive
gradients only intensify his evil intentions. There is no sweetness in this
child of darkness. 0/5

This
is a pure, sweet boy. Absolutely perfect bird child. 5/5

Ancient
bird friend of legend. A little stiff and out of touch, but a very reliable friend.  4/5 I would trust this fellow. 

A
lumpy bean friend. Kinda smells funny. Vacant stare. He’s a good boy, but needs some vacation time.  3/5

Pure
intentions, but this boy looks confused. Where is he? Let him go home. Also kind of looks like he’s made of marshmallows??? 4/5 

Imposter.
0/5  This is a blue fire with yellow
lipstick. Stop this. He’s smug about about it too, wtf.

I
have high hopes for his future. He is a good boy with good intentions. I would
trust this young man. 5/5

A
clumsy boy. Something is a little weird about this bird, but he still tries his best. A good
friend. 4/5

An eager boy. He wants to fly but needs more practice. I support his dreams and I hope he achieves great things. 4/5

Paranoid
fellow. Blames everyone else for his bullshit. Will never find love. 0/5

Eager
to impress.  Might be a double agent. A
handsome boy, but I do not trust him. 3/5 

The
world does not deserve this kind of purity. 5/5