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czechs-and-holdings:
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altonbrown:
Sometimes I get concerned for him.
@altonbrown are you aware of how dangerous and well-trained he actually is? Alton Brown is a competition-level shooter with a large arsenal of rather expensive weapons, as well as a motorcycle and apparently a pilot’s license.
If he really wanted to assassinate someone, he could fly to a foreign country by himself and pose as a local chef before eliminating the target.
I would pay to watch a movie of Alton Brown as a secret agent who uses a mixture of his culinary and scientific knowledge as well as firearms to eliminate evil people.
czechs-and-holdings:
bigwordsandsharpedges:
altonbrown:
Sometimes I get concerned for him.
@altonbrown are you aware of how dangerous and well-trained he actually is? Alton Brown is a competition-level shooter with a large arsenal of rather expensive weapons, as well as a motorcycle and apparently a pilot’s license.
If he really wanted to assassinate someone, he could fly to a foreign country by himself and pose as a local chef before eliminating the target.
I would pay to watch a movie of Alton Brown as a secret agent who uses a mixture of his culinary and scientific knowledge as well as firearms to eliminate evil people.
