Jan. 28th, 2017

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some thoughts are so private that you only share them with a therapist or 17,000 people on the internet
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“This video of this
adorable little girl encouraging her Dad while he tries to do her hair,
is just what we needed to brighten up our day.” [X]

[Dad: How’m I doing on your hair?Child: Good!Dad: Let’s see, do I need more grease?Child: Yes. You need more grease on there.Dad: More grease? And then what?Child: And then you gonna need to brush it, and then you put a band on there.Dad: A band on it?Child: Yeah!Dad: Aww..Child: You’re getting it through! You’re almost done! You’re doing a good job!Dad: Aww, thank you, sweetheart, so much! Daddy’s trying, doing the best I can. Thank you so much.Child: You’re welcome!Dad: I’m almost done!Child: You been doing great!Dad: Aw baby, thank you so much, you’re so encouraging to Dad. Thank you.Child: You’re welcome.Dad: I really appreciate you so much. You’re so awesome. Daddy getting your ponytails ready for school.]

Interrupting all the political ugliness to make you melt with cute.

Me as a father

this is so pure

Kids that age are parrots of tone and phrasing. So the whole bit with “You’re getting it through! You’re almost done! You’re doing a good job!” means that there is at least one adult, if not more, in her life that regularly talks to her that way.

Everything about this video makes me happy.
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full offense but some of y’all just have to let people enjoy things

there’s a line between constructive criticism and actively shitting on someone’s fun
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Don’t you hate it when you’re dead inside and run out of apps to refresh
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Girlfriend: I feel cute today
Me: you're cute everyda-*girlfriend sends selfie* hoLY SHIT You are an actual goddess
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Do not jingle their bell without their permission!

“This has to stop Karen! Im putting my paw down!”

I love how the cat begins to show more and more emphasis
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I saw a key shaped like a Master Sword on Facebook and i’ve never wanted something so useless in my life so badly

i wish i had money to waste

Since this is getting notes, here’s a link to their site. 

There’re multiple sword keys. 

This is so extra and I love it.

okay now begins the “I shouldn’t” and “I want it!” bargaining with myself stage, followed by me inevitably make a bad decision…
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Female BAMFs Throughout History 

Ching Shih

Nancy Wake

Lyudmila Pavlichenko

Rukhsana Kausar

The Gulabi Gang

Neerja Bhanot

Zainab Bibi

Susan Walters

Nong Thoom

Juliane Koepcke 

Shout-out to @greencarnations for the sources. 

And shout-out to @everoutoftouch and @gravityeyelids, two bamf women I know personally that you should definitely be following ♥
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Passive-aggressive family members:

“Guess I’ll never be a grandma.”

“Guess I’ll never be an aunt.”

“Guess I’ll never be able to dress a niece/ nephew.”

Stop feeling so entitled to my hypothetical offspring. I am not an incubator which grants you familial titles.

My offspring will not be yours. It will be mine. Repeat. I will grow it if I grow it, and if/ when I do, it will be mine, not yours. Jesus. Go away. This “have a baby that I can play with!” thing is so impersonal and insensitive and annoying.
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I wish that I could hug whoever made this.


the last time i reblogged this i got an angry anon. 
let’s try this again, shall we?

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Abortion statistics and facts! All information, charts and bar graphs are sourced above! A few sources accidentally left out: [x] [x] - use this to combat pro-life “statistics” (a.k.a., statistics pulled out of their ass).

I really appreciate the gender neutrality here.
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Just because something isn’t flawless doesn’t mean it’s not still beautiful. ❤ Take good care of your skin, and accept your little imperfections. 
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There’s literally no point in teaching girls to be body positive if you only use men’s opinions for validation, like “Boys like girls with curves.” Nah, get that the fuck out of here.
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This blog has been needing some fat mermen. Phew. What a relief!
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me: *literally says anything*

therapist: can you…. give me an example?

me, someone who has memory problems:
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Earlier today Bella mentioned that there should be an equivalent to Mario -> Wario with the main female characters and I. Can’t stop thinking about it. Princess Beach.

I think about this all the time

imagine if you will a single point, representing mario. the mario point. if we mirror this point once we get the mario line consisting of mario and his mirror image, luigi

if we now mirror the mario line we have the female counterparts of mario and luigi, peach and daisy. the mario square

lastly let us mirror the image a final time, creating the mario cube. we now have 4 additional points: wario, waluigi, and two mystery points

this theory, the mariocube theory, postulates the existence of the two mysterious dark princesses represented by the two unknown corners of the cube. the hypothetical dark peach, or wapeach, and more interestingly wadaisy, the ultimate reflection of mario


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