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attention!!! i am currently seeking employment!!! i will accept any of the following offers:

governess for an intelligent child in an old, decaying mansion in the english/scottish countryside (MAYBE american, but it has to be a part of the country where it rains a lot) (note: the house must host at LEAST one ghost) (second note: if the child’s parent is single, good-looking, brooding, moody, and compatible with my sexual orientation, even better)

handmaiden for the Lady Of the House in a mansion, castle, or sprawling country estate (note: the Lady Of the House must avoid questions, give vague answers about her history, have a fondness for red wine, and avoid venturing outside during daylight hours. a fondness for masquerade balls is not required but HIGHLY preferred)

personal tutor for the Young Lady Of the House whose father will not allow her to see any men, but feels he can trust me, another young woman, to keep his daughter out of trouble (note: in this scenario i can play piano so we can play together and “accidentally” brush hands)

assistant to a private investigator in a city where it always rains and always seems to be night, with vaguely humanoid clientele (note: the investigator must wear a long, black coat. after i’ve solved a case all my own – probably around book 4 or 5 – i get one too.)

secretary or assistant to a friendly, wealthy, but suspiciously evasive businessman, who i have an awkward friendship with (note: the businessman must secretly be a thief but he doesn’t tell me at first because he wants to protect me) (second note: he must also be in love with me) (third note: after a few months of this i become a thief too)
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did-you-kno:

Bob Ross used to get 200 fan letters a day. When people who regularly wrote him fell out of touch, he would call them just to see if they were OK. Source

we didn’t deserve bob ross

I’m still pretty sure Bob Ross was some outworldly cosmic entity because there’s no way any fuck on here can be that kind spirited, nice and pure

@kithandqin

Before he came to be the artful mindful guru that we know him as, apparently he was in the Air Force for 20 years and was a drill sergeant for part of it.

“I was the guy who makes you scrub the latrine, the guy who makes you make your bed, the guy who screams at you for being late to work. The job requires you to be a mean, tough person. And I was fed up with it. I promised myself that if I ever got away from it, it wasn’t going to be that way anymore.”  

Now I’m just wondering what airforcemen thought about seeing drill sergeant Ross on tv painting trees
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gothicandamazing:

Model: BLUE ASTRID
Photo: Goldfinch
Tiara: Muse Suite

Welcome to Gothic and Amazing |www.gothicandamazing.com
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humansofnewyork:

“We had a very difficult time back in Venezuela.  There was no going to school or visiting friends.  We couldn’t even go out on the street.  All the time I was telling her ‘no.’  ‘Can we go to the park?’  No.  ‘Can we go on a walk?’  No.  ‘Can we get some ice cream?’  No.  She couldn’t comprehend why she was being restricted.  I could only explain that the situation was very bad.  I was stressed because I wanted to give her a better life, but I had no options.  It was very difficult to get out.  It took a lot of planning, but we were finally able to move to Madrid.  We’ve been here since November.  It’s just us.  I’m separated from her father, so we’re all alone.  But I don’t feel alone.  Everyone has been very kind.  And I’m able to enjoy her more.  She’s more emotionally stable.  We’re bonding more.  I’m able to see her laughing, growing up, and free.  We don’t have to feel afraid.  We don’t have a curfew.  We don’t have to watch the clock.  Today we spent all day in the park– just laughing, and exploring, and breathing fresh air.”      
(Madrid, Spain)
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Oxford, Oxfordshire by Alixe Lay
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necrofuturism:

there was a moustache on the floor at the movie theater today…

Cinderella …

this comment has utterly undone me
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celebitxt:

went looking through moonlighting/the first few lunar interludes to make myself sad with some of the earlier moments with Madame Director but instead i was just reminded again and again how funny everything she says is and how I Love Lucretia
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anayellowbendyfruit:

So this was a really personal project for me, after listening to TAZ i wanted to do something to show my love and appreciation for it, as well as get the chance to say goodbye to all the characters again. Hopefully that comes across (wow this is truly the dorkiest thing I’ve ever done)

Anyway feel free to ask why i picked which character for each Tarot card (trust me i thought way to far into it) and please listen to taz if you haven’t already!
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milhorse:

[ID: several drawings of Lup, an elf with brown skin and shoulder length, thick blonde hair that’s darker at the roots. She’s wearing a purple flannel button-down shirt, tied up to expose her midriff, with an IPRE patch on the front. She’s lying on her back in the grass, her head turned to the side and her hands resting on her stomach, with a somewhat bored expression. The lighting changes from the direction she’s facing to a burning orange color, and her eyes widen slightly. In the last drawing, she’s sitting up and facing away from the viewer, looking toward a fiery, mushroom-cloud explosion in the valley below her.

Below that is a screenshot of a script that reads:

“Griffin: And she’s lying down on the side of a grassy hill, watching the clouds pass slowly overhead. And, in the distance, in the valley below, a furious battle is raging. And Lup knows it’s just a matter of time before it’s brought to an immediate end. And so she sits up and she just anxiously watches that conclusion, as a pillar of flame from the Phoenix Fire Gauntlet consumes the final few living combatants of this battle, leaving a perfect circle of black glass burned into the ground.”]
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caroldanversenthusiast:

Season 2 just premiered and we getting a season 3 when will your faves ever
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goon:

this is the best thing I’ve ever seen on twitter
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mehofkirkwall:

i love humanity and our weird obsession with making drinking various liquids very hard to drink, for the fun of it
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this is the most realistic queer dialogue ive ever seen

Important context: they’re married to each other.
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leopharry:

I have decided on a new constellation. I call it The Bees. If you look up at the night sky and see all those sparkly dots, congratulations. You see The Bees. I have just made astrology 10000x easier, you’re welcome.

those born under the sign of the bees:

have emotions

think thoughts

is likely introverted or extroverted

has at least a few friends

was born at some point
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dankmemeuniversity:

I feel attacked
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[ Fitler Square, Philadelphia — April, 2019 ]
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roachpatrol:

-so much desert that you will get scared 

-seriously from california to new mexico is terrifying like it’s eight straight hours of pale red desert and the sky is so large that everything, even your car, even your hands, looks like a tenuously small and fragile diorama placed on an endless pale red table and left there to dissolve. 

-a gas station that for some reason has large dinosaurs made out of scrap metal. they are 1000% awesome. sometimes they move. take a million pictures.

-a fruit stand that sells the best fruit you have ever eaten. later you won’t quite remember which fruit. strawberries, maybe? peaches?

-small black birds, subtly different in every state. some have gold eyes and some are a little iridescent and some are black from beak to toes. the sparrows they compete with for crumbs look exactly the same wherever you go. 

-a completely empty rest stop. no one eats at the concrete tables. no one plays in the tiny strip of grass or gravel. you will find a small and beautiful stone. 

-a hawaii license plate, somewhere around ohio. i still don’t know how they get the cars across the ocean. i don’t know why anyone would leave hawaii for ohio. i don’t know why anyone lives in ohio. 

-an incredibly weird duck. you had no idea ducks could look so incredibly weird, and you wish you were still ignorant of how incredibly weird ducks can, apparently, look. 

-a small folksy roadside waystation that sells fudge and incredibly tacky statues of eagles and wolves and cowboys. if you like fudge, eat the fudge from here. 

-a lizard doing pushups. if you are particularly fortunate: many lizards doing pushups.

-approximately one gajillion starbucks shops. don’t bother counting them. it will make you angry. 

-a storm somewhere around oklahoma, if you’re lucky. the clouds tower up in fantastic fluffy castles miles and miles into the air and are painted pink and gold and purple and the sky turns a dozen impossible shades of blue and when the rain comes down over your car it sounds like the world is ending. 

-weird burrs will stick to your legs. you’ll flick them out of the car eighty or eight hundred miles from where their parent plant was grown, and not be sure whether you should wish the little hitchikers well or not. 

-a dog wearing sunglasses with his head hanging out of a car window. this will be the high point of the trip. 

-the world’s most depressing restaurant. you will know it when you wind up there and have to eat the terrible food, and listen to the terrible music, and look at all the listless waiters and want to tell them get in my car, for god’s sake get in, i’ll take you out of whatever crapsack little town this is that you can’t get out of on your own. but you won’t say that because it’s rude. maybe they have family here. maybe they even like it here.

-a painting of a sailboat in a motel located at least a hundred miles from any significant body of water. 

-several genuinely hilarious postcards. buy them.

-a cat that will not let you pet it. this will be the low point of the trip. 

-corn. so much corn you will get scared. who the fuck is going to eat all this corn? 

-a small stream in some small woods and the light will come down perfectly and the water will be beautiful and the grass will be beautiful and there will be flowers maybe or the leaves of the trees are starting to turn gold and there are birds chirping and it will be so perfect you will want to stand there and stay forever and live in this little magical painting off the side of the highway and be some kind of highway druid. but instead, you’ll get bored after a while, and get back in the car. 

if anyone ever wonders why i love america so much despite its many political and cultural flaws, this is why. this post explains it perfectly.
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