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gravityeyelidsvia http://ift.tt/2dqZEBI:
thecaffeinatedautistic:
wanderingpuck:
buthavenotlove:
muppetymels:
Teaching kindergarten is like being an ambassador to beings from another planet and teaching them how to assimilate to our culture.
“No, we do not LICK water fountains. Perhaps that is acceptable on your planet, but here on earth we prefer to DRINK from water fountains.”
“Physics might be a little different on your planet, but here when you throw things they typically fall and break.”
“Grabbing people and shaking them violently is not considered a proper greeting on this planet.”
This is real.
“In your previous form you may have been able to lick your own eyeball, but the way you are currently configured it will not work. I promise. Also, licking the eyeballs of others is heavily discouraged.”
“This is hot. That means your hands and mouth are not designed to touch it until it cools down… Hmm. Yes, pain is what happens when you touch things that are hot.”
This is so accurate.
thecaffeinatedautistic:
wanderingpuck:
buthavenotlove:
muppetymels:
Teaching kindergarten is like being an ambassador to beings from another planet and teaching them how to assimilate to our culture.
“No, we do not LICK water fountains. Perhaps that is acceptable on your planet, but here on earth we prefer to DRINK from water fountains.”
“Physics might be a little different on your planet, but here when you throw things they typically fall and break.”
“Grabbing people and shaking them violently is not considered a proper greeting on this planet.”
This is real.
“In your previous form you may have been able to lick your own eyeball, but the way you are currently configured it will not work. I promise. Also, licking the eyeballs of others is heavily discouraged.”
“This is hot. That means your hands and mouth are not designed to touch it until it cools down… Hmm. Yes, pain is what happens when you touch things that are hot.”
This is so accurate.
