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tuxedorito:
If you all don’t know, today is Bisexual Awareness Day.
Be aware of bisexuals in your immediate vicinity.
If you encounter a bisexual, first make sure to stay calm and still. They have very poor vision, and if you don’t move too fast, they won’t notice you.
It’s also important to keep them in your line of sight. While they may have poor vision, the bisexuals make up for it by being fast and striking hard. So you want to make sure you can see their movements at all times.
Always remember to back away SLOWLY, once you’re about 20 feet away from them they will NOT be able to see you anymore. Take that opportunity to run away as fast as you can and tell the nearest adult or authority figure.
tuxedorito:
If you all don’t know, today is Bisexual Awareness Day.
Be aware of bisexuals in your immediate vicinity.
If you encounter a bisexual, first make sure to stay calm and still. They have very poor vision, and if you don’t move too fast, they won’t notice you.
It’s also important to keep them in your line of sight. While they may have poor vision, the bisexuals make up for it by being fast and striking hard. So you want to make sure you can see their movements at all times.
Always remember to back away SLOWLY, once you’re about 20 feet away from them they will NOT be able to see you anymore. Take that opportunity to run away as fast as you can and tell the nearest adult or authority figure.
