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thetriggeredhappy:
siderealsandman:
captainofalltheships:
i want critical role and taz to swap DMs for like an arc cause damn does taz have some creative worldbuilding that is nowhere near the traditional fantasy assosiated with dnd and i wonder what vm would do in that world
but mostly i want tres horny boys to be unleashed on matt mercer
Two hours in and both DM’s are in tears, for very different reasons. Griffin because he finally has a party that doesn’t try and destroy his campaign from the inside out, and Matt because Magnus ate the orb beneath Whitestone.
“hey so im gonna go ahead and take out my Poisoning Raging Flaming Sword of Doom and—”
“Your what.”
“my… Poisoning Raging Flaming—”
“Okay, that one—I’ll let you go ahead and use your, your pocket rooms and, your… your magic gum, and your tree-killing axe and your weird bible and your shocking amount of mannequin arms and your freakin’ ghost unicorn, but I’m drawing the line, that does not exist. That cannot be real, I’m going to call Griffin and start factchecking because this cannot possibly be a thing, how would you even get that?”
“traded a rock for it.”
“You what.”
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thetriggeredhappy:
siderealsandman:
captainofalltheships:
i want critical role and taz to swap DMs for like an arc cause damn does taz have some creative worldbuilding that is nowhere near the traditional fantasy assosiated with dnd and i wonder what vm would do in that world
but mostly i want tres horny boys to be unleashed on matt mercer
Two hours in and both DM’s are in tears, for very different reasons. Griffin because he finally has a party that doesn’t try and destroy his campaign from the inside out, and Matt because Magnus ate the orb beneath Whitestone.
“hey so im gonna go ahead and take out my Poisoning Raging Flaming Sword of Doom and—”
“Your what.”
“my… Poisoning Raging Flaming—”
“Okay, that one—I’ll let you go ahead and use your, your pocket rooms and, your… your magic gum, and your tree-killing axe and your weird bible and your shocking amount of mannequin arms and your freakin’ ghost unicorn, but I’m drawing the line, that does not exist. That cannot be real, I’m going to call Griffin and start factchecking because this cannot possibly be a thing, how would you even get that?”
“traded a rock for it.”
“You what.”
(Your picture was not posted)
