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who-killed-retro-girl:
sheldoninmanyfandoms:
orriculum:
My boss’s first language isn’t English. However, she loves giving inspirational speeches to everyone. I think today she was trying to tell us “don’t just stand around looking pretty”, but what she actually said was “WE DONT HAVE TIME TO BE SEXY”.
It reminds me of my Russian boss at the bakery. I didn’t wrap the bread correctly so she told me to “Snuggle like baby. Bread is your baby, Shelly. It’s sweet and gentle. Fragile, Italian.”
Our costumer is Russian and at one point she wrote ‘YOU ARE ROCK’ on the costume repair list and no one told her it was ‘you all rock’ because it was the cutest shit.
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who-killed-retro-girl:
sheldoninmanyfandoms:
orriculum:
My boss’s first language isn’t English. However, she loves giving inspirational speeches to everyone. I think today she was trying to tell us “don’t just stand around looking pretty”, but what she actually said was “WE DONT HAVE TIME TO BE SEXY”.
It reminds me of my Russian boss at the bakery. I didn’t wrap the bread correctly so she told me to “Snuggle like baby. Bread is your baby, Shelly. It’s sweet and gentle. Fragile, Italian.”
Our costumer is Russian and at one point she wrote ‘YOU ARE ROCK’ on the costume repair list and no one told her it was ‘you all rock’ because it was the cutest shit.
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