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haintxblue:
“I can’t get her eyeball out with a hot gluestick, so I’m resorting to heating up a screw and screwing it in, then prying it out.”
“Her neck melt is pretty bad, one of the worst cases I’ve ever seen. It may be unstoppable at this point.”
“FOR SALE: assorted scalps. Some glue residue.”
“Taking offers on very hard-to-find Eurotrash.”
“Have you tried rolling her eyes back with your thumbs? Can you feel them click?”
“Her ankle snapped off into her shoe and I can’t figure out how to get it out without damaging the shoe. I’m willing to sacrifice her foot if I can preserve the shoe–it’s one of my favorites.”
“Ohhhh… Sleep Forever! I WISH! haha”
“I haven’t bonded with her so she’s just sitting in her box.”
“I accidentally carved all the way through her lip….”
“She only has a very slight pelvic crack! I am ELATED!”
“The Future is SOLD.”
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haintxblue:
“I can’t get her eyeball out with a hot gluestick, so I’m resorting to heating up a screw and screwing it in, then prying it out.”
“Her neck melt is pretty bad, one of the worst cases I’ve ever seen. It may be unstoppable at this point.”
“FOR SALE: assorted scalps. Some glue residue.”
“Taking offers on very hard-to-find Eurotrash.”
“Have you tried rolling her eyes back with your thumbs? Can you feel them click?”
“Her ankle snapped off into her shoe and I can’t figure out how to get it out without damaging the shoe. I’m willing to sacrifice her foot if I can preserve the shoe–it’s one of my favorites.”
“Ohhhh… Sleep Forever! I WISH! haha”
“I haven’t bonded with her so she’s just sitting in her box.”
“I accidentally carved all the way through her lip….”
“She only has a very slight pelvic crack! I am ELATED!”
“The Future is SOLD.”
(Your picture was not posted)
