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systlin:
mynewnameisfluffy:
systlin:
thehumon:
The lindorm is a creature from Nordic folklore, which has the stupidest name possible. Lind means snake and orm means snake, so it’s called snakesnake. Guess what it looks like.
They tended to curl around everything from treasures, towers or towns guarding whatever they considered valuable inside. If they were just a regular monster a knight or heroic man was needed to defeat it.
BUT sometimes it was a prince who had been cursed, and then a young woman willing to marry it was needed. On their wedding night when the lindorm asked her to remove her dress she’d ask it to shed it’s skin, and when the soft new skin was exposed she’d have to give it a good hard whipping, and when it was sobbing on the floor she’d bathe and cuddle it. This would lift the curse from the lindorm and it would turn into a beautiful prince.
So there you have it, a BDSM snakesnake.
Guys norse folklore is wild ok.
Isn’t part of the tale also that the lindorm has like, several layers of skin, and so the woman would dress in like, an insane amount of skirts? Leading to a lenghty sequence of “I’ll remove a layer if you do”?
Yes!!!! Which makes this whole thing even better TBH.
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systlin:
mynewnameisfluffy:
systlin:
thehumon:
The lindorm is a creature from Nordic folklore, which has the stupidest name possible. Lind means snake and orm means snake, so it’s called snakesnake. Guess what it looks like.
They tended to curl around everything from treasures, towers or towns guarding whatever they considered valuable inside. If they were just a regular monster a knight or heroic man was needed to defeat it.
BUT sometimes it was a prince who had been cursed, and then a young woman willing to marry it was needed. On their wedding night when the lindorm asked her to remove her dress she’d ask it to shed it’s skin, and when the soft new skin was exposed she’d have to give it a good hard whipping, and when it was sobbing on the floor she’d bathe and cuddle it. This would lift the curse from the lindorm and it would turn into a beautiful prince.
So there you have it, a BDSM snakesnake.
Guys norse folklore is wild ok.
Isn’t part of the tale also that the lindorm has like, several layers of skin, and so the woman would dress in like, an insane amount of skirts? Leading to a lenghty sequence of “I’ll remove a layer if you do”?
Yes!!!! Which makes this whole thing even better TBH.
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