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theultravioletcatastrophe:
big-boss-official:
therapsid:
shoeshoe5:
elytrid:
ciefable:
really appreciate that they included all the m&m’s turn-ons on their character profile pages
Holy shit this is a real page. It asks you for you birth date.
How could you post her but not the others.
well THAT sure is presumptuous
sorry but it is PAINFULLY obvious that the guy who wrote these just desperately wanted to fuck m&ms
I notice Yellow and Green have “likes” instead of “turn-ons” which means that some M&Ms are canonically asexual.
And then there’s Orange, who is apparently too anxious to even be thinking about sex.
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theultravioletcatastrophe:
big-boss-official:
therapsid:
shoeshoe5:
elytrid:
ciefable:
really appreciate that they included all the m&m’s turn-ons on their character profile pages
Holy shit this is a real page. It asks you for you birth date.
How could you post her but not the others.
well THAT sure is presumptuous
sorry but it is PAINFULLY obvious that the guy who wrote these just desperately wanted to fuck m&ms
I notice Yellow and Green have “likes” instead of “turn-ons” which means that some M&Ms are canonically asexual.
And then there’s Orange, who is apparently too anxious to even be thinking about sex.
(Your picture was not posted)
