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otahkoapisiakii:
deadcatwithaflamethrower:
thebibliosphere:
thebibliosphere:
thebibliosphere:
It’s 7:50 in the morning and I just had to read the words “he climaxed like a hurricane, wet and wild” with my own two eyeballs, and now so do you. Happy Friday 😂
The thing is she knows, she knows her descriptions make me lose my shit laughing and she’s okay with this. She just asks me to help her fix it because she doesnt know how to get over the embrasssment of being vulgar. Which frankly, my time to shine lmao
“Sharron we’ve talked about this.”
“I know, I know, it just seems so crude.”
“…you can type the words “his proud manspire flowed freely like a Grecian fountain” but “cock” is beyond you?“
“You’re putting this on your blog, aren’t you?”
“Consider it recompense for making me read the word “manspire” without warning before 9am in the year of our Lord 2k18.“
MANSPIRE.
MAN. SPIRE.
THIS IS THE BESTEST TERRIBLE EUPHEMISM EVER.
@waveringbriar
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otahkoapisiakii:
deadcatwithaflamethrower:
thebibliosphere:
thebibliosphere:
thebibliosphere:
It’s 7:50 in the morning and I just had to read the words “he climaxed like a hurricane, wet and wild” with my own two eyeballs, and now so do you. Happy Friday 😂
The thing is she knows, she knows her descriptions make me lose my shit laughing and she’s okay with this. She just asks me to help her fix it because she doesnt know how to get over the embrasssment of being vulgar. Which frankly, my time to shine lmao
“Sharron we’ve talked about this.”
“I know, I know, it just seems so crude.”
“…you can type the words “his proud manspire flowed freely like a Grecian fountain” but “cock” is beyond you?“
“You’re putting this on your blog, aren’t you?”
“Consider it recompense for making me read the word “manspire” without warning before 9am in the year of our Lord 2k18.“
MANSPIRE.
MAN. SPIRE.
THIS IS THE BESTEST TERRIBLE EUPHEMISM EVER.
@waveringbriar
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