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legally-bitchtastic:
chaos-yet-harmony:
smalljewishgirl:
The idea that the Jews secretly control the world is laughable for so many reasons, but not least because the Talmud is what happened the last time Jews had a crack at making descisions that important and the Talmud is 6200 pages of inconclusive debate, contains digressions on topics like ‘how should girls go about removing hair during Passover?’ and ‘what does ‘dead’ really mean anyway?’, and is still being argued over 1500 years later.
“There is no Jewish conspiracy to control the banks. You know why? Because we can’t agree on a place to go for dinner! We couldn’t even get the meeting started!” -Jon Stewart
Antisemites: Jews have a secret organization that controls the entire world
Jews: and by entire world, does this include the world to come, or merely this present world? Well, according to Rabbi Akiva, if you take the Aramaic word for “entire” and apply the Gematria and then add eighteen…
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legally-bitchtastic:
chaos-yet-harmony:
smalljewishgirl:
The idea that the Jews secretly control the world is laughable for so many reasons, but not least because the Talmud is what happened the last time Jews had a crack at making descisions that important and the Talmud is 6200 pages of inconclusive debate, contains digressions on topics like ‘how should girls go about removing hair during Passover?’ and ‘what does ‘dead’ really mean anyway?’, and is still being argued over 1500 years later.
“There is no Jewish conspiracy to control the banks. You know why? Because we can’t agree on a place to go for dinner! We couldn’t even get the meeting started!” -Jon Stewart
Antisemites: Jews have a secret organization that controls the entire world
Jews: and by entire world, does this include the world to come, or merely this present world? Well, according to Rabbi Akiva, if you take the Aramaic word for “entire” and apply the Gematria and then add eighteen…
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