gravityeyelids | Mar. 13th, 2019

Mar. 13th, 2019

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ratguzzler:

ratguzzler:

i am tall enough that when i stand up in a public restroom i can see over the top of the stall door and stare myself in the eyes through the mirror reflection. i dislike this because it reminds me that i am in there, and by that i mean both my human body and the public restroom
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blackreigen:

bucky: [takes a sip of a coca cola before spiting it out]

bucky: what the hell is that?

sam: ???? is there a problem with your pop?????????

steve: oh! i know the problem. buck, they dont make coca cola with cocaine anymore

bucky: what the fuck!
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caucasianscriptures:

Be afraid
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pornusual:

onnanoko-sekai:

My favorite misunderstanding I’ve had to clear up so far was a Japanese person asking me about the word “fuck”. Because apparently someone had told him if he said “fuck” in America that he might be killed on the spot. Which I think is the funniest lie that I’ve ever heard

damn how brave was he feeling when he asked you that
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keplercryptids:

nemesisfall:

look it doesn’t matter that merle is 1/5 his height or that one of magnus’ legs is as big as all of him, taako’s gotta steal all their clothes

[image description: a drawing of Taako standing in front of a white background. He’s a tall, slightly chubby elf with brown skin and long curly hair that’s dark brown at the roots and dyed bluish-green. He’s wearing a floppy wide-brimmed orange hat, a shirt of Merle’s which is a short-sleeve button-up mint-green shirt with a white floral pattern that is too short and exposes his midriff, and a pair of Magnus’s pants (dark blue sweatpants with gray paw prints down one leg and “I think dogs should vote” written on the other). He’s posing with one hand on his hip and the other resting on the handle of a folded red umbrella. He’s staring off into the distance with a neutral expression.]
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manwiththesquidhat:

kichizone:

oswinstark:

wilwheaton:

kittydoom:

jimmyfury:

pumpkinskull:

interruptingpanda:

myotpisgay:

ninjaboots:

gayyourlifemustbe:

cloakstone69:

president-vanellope:

wake up america

this is to educate my non-American followers. This really is how the US sees itself. (and yes, 95% of the time, Florida = WHAT?!)

In Florida the more North you go, the more “South” you get

In Florida the central part pretends to be the south, the western part pretends to be the northeast and the south pretends to be the west I’m not even kidding you

… Please tell me you guys are kidding.

Florida is like it’s own country I swear

I’m from Florida and I can confirm this. Also, South Florida is basically Miami and alligators.

oh, i always assumed florida was part of The South?

north florida is yes. The rest is not.

I’m from Florida, and grew up in SC/NC. Can confirm all true. 👍

Um. This is so wrong.

You’re forgetting the part where California sees itself as its own entity.

We do not want to be grouped in with everyone else, thanks.

clearly none of you have ever met someone from texas
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oylmpians:

whoever is running the sparknotes twitter account needs a raise
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critter-of-habit:

Enemy machines can spot Aloy a mile away, but as soon as you override one of them they are suddenly blind and deaf to the stompings of other machines.

Come on buddy, pay attention.
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mikaeled:

Focus
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maggierosestudio:

HZD changed my life in so many positive ways this year! This piece is my tribute to the BEST game I have ever played. To everyone I’ve met and become friends with because of Horizon.

If you’re reading this, I LOVE YOU
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mybigfatgaylife:

elaxisfae:

luckytwodollarbill:

autoimmuneamy:

“Do you want to talk about it or be distracted from it” is honestly the best thing you can say to me when I say im sad/in pain etc.

this is really good advice to say to anyone who is upset

Alsooo may I add: “do you want advice or do you just want to vent?” Is also good to add because often unsoliticited advice can further hurt someone who really just wanted a listening ear.

Support mode vs fixit mode is another good way to think about it.
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moonlandingwasfaked:

LMFAOO
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dovahkiin-official:

marxisforbros:

Each word hurts more than the last.
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tardisdoctor:

the 99 squad meets: Anna Kendrick’s twitter
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aminil:

The creator of MST3K has this as their Twitter bio.
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sosuperawesome:

Painted Reclaimed Wood Furniture

Trashstudio on Etsy

See our #Etsy or #Furniture tags
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hamlet: Claudius stop screwing my mom
claudius: how dare you kinkshame me,,, here..... in my dead brother's house
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computationalcalculator:

moonlandingwasfaked:

oh good lord it’s bad if fox news is also with them
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i-am-a-fish:

ever since things have died down in the aftermath of the nsfw ban, whenever a tiddy appears on my dash it’s less of a shock and more of a pleasant surprise. kinda like bumping into a friend you haven’t seen in a long time
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strongermonster:

strongermonster:

i love student housing. i’m in the common room waiting for a friend and there’s some dude crying on the couch w a bunch of his friends around him and i can only hear bits and pieces but someone asked him “who gets the minecraft server if you guys break up?” and he started crying harder and a 3rd person reached over to smack the guy who asked it on the back of the head

university is the best place on earth bc everyone has like 400 iq points but we’re all collectively only using 18 of them (7 on weekends but we have to share them)
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themakeupbrush:

Tiaras at Dolce & Gabbana S/S 2019
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thesaltofcarthage:

themandalorianwolf:

charminglyantiquated:

nicedildo:

halfrican—queen:

kkristoff:

cold-never-bothered-me-anyways:

Arabian Little Red Riding Hood with a red hijab

A Japanese Snow White with her coveted pale skin and shiny black hair

Mexican Cinderella with colorful Mexican glass blown slippers

Greek Beauty and the Beast where Beast is a minotaur

Culture-bent fairy tales that keep key canonical characteristics

GIVE ME THESE I M M E D I A T E L Y

Afro-Caribbean Rapunzel with 75-ft-long dreads.

so i uh

I really liked this idea

(separate art post here)

Imma praising this

I feel like I’ve reblogged this before BUT IMMA REBLOG IT AGAIN BECAUSE IT’S FUCKING AMAZING
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allerliefste:

oh to be a little cat and sit in a windowsill
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dailyblep:

super blep
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rudolphsb9:

anubianpagan:

ash-of-the-eclipse:

positive-memes:

Will Smith being a bro

I know we give the new Genie a lot of crap but in reality Will is probably trying seriously hard to make Robin Williams proud and I respect that

The only aspect of it I do not respect is how horrifically creepy the live action genie looks…

Just dress Will Smith in genie clothes, strap him to a harness, and CGI his feet away
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running-batty:

You should not be bullied for being odd. Bullying shouldn’t be tolerated at all!

Some of those kids who growled or naruto ran we also autistic. All of them were just having fun being silly kids.

Kids are supposed to do silly things. Kids are supposed to have fun and to feel like they belong in a community.

Stop picking at “weebs” for being stupid kids. Stop picking on kids!

Dang this is the reason so many children feel ashamed for doing harmless shit.
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