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Feb. 18th, 2019
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aviatorandroid:
zeus: you are condemned to carry the weight of the sky.
atlas: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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aviatorandroid:
zeus: you are condemned to carry the weight of the sky.
atlas: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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aubscares:
lifepro-tips:
My gf of 3 years is the queen of “wherever” and “I don’t care” when it comes to this. This little game fixed our problem immediately. It takes the pressure off of her, but still gives her a choice about where to eat.
(this can also work with kids and indecisive friends)
This is genius.
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aubscares:
lifepro-tips:
My gf of 3 years is the queen of “wherever” and “I don’t care” when it comes to this. This little game fixed our problem immediately. It takes the pressure off of her, but still gives her a choice about where to eat.
(this can also work with kids and indecisive friends)
This is genius.
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coolfriendlynicefriendbuddyguy:
tiebelt:
people w words like cool friendly nice friend buddy guy etc in their URL I automatically trust u
whats your credit card number
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coolfriendlynicefriendbuddyguy:
tiebelt:
people w words like cool friendly nice friend buddy guy etc in their URL I automatically trust u
whats your credit card number
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nsfw post 18+ only
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akaashikelji:
ballastsandstorms:
akaashikelji:
akaashikelji:
akaashikelji:
im 16 so i cant even see this post let alone make it so this will have to wait two years
im 17 now only one year left til i make this post guys
i’m 18!
titty
i didn’t turn 18 for this
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akaashikelji:
ballastsandstorms:
akaashikelji:
akaashikelji:
akaashikelji:
im 16 so i cant even see this post let alone make it so this will have to wait two years
im 17 now only one year left til i make this post guys
i’m 18!
titty
i didn’t turn 18 for this
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straycatj:
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straycatj:
家主は…オレがしょうじにシワをつけたと？
Hey landlady, do you say I crinkled this paper slide door?
むー……
Hmmmm……
そうですよ！オレですよ！オレがやりましたよ！
That’s true! I did! I crinkled this!
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straycatj:
家主は…オレがしょうじにシワをつけたと？
Hey landlady, do you say I crinkled this paper slide door?
むー……
Hmmmm……
そうですよ！オレですよ！オレがやりましたよ！
That’s true! I did! I crinkled this!
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conversetheatrekid:
quartzblock:
momotaro245:
quartzblock:
momotaro245:
quartzblock:
kinqchain:
quartzblock:
this is a pro-fortnite blog
op do you take constructive criticism
nope! it’s hypocritical and mean-spirited to make fun of fortnite just because it’s popular and then turn around and think about how glad we all are cringe culture is over so we can indulge in our own safely re-popularized interests!
this blog is pro-fortnite! 😊 i’m glad so many people enjoy it! it must be a good game!
the problem with fortnight is lootbox systems increase gambling behaviours in children :/
this is true! that’s a huge issue i’ve heard about before.
when i made this post i didn’t have that in mind, i was just thinking about the ways i’ve seen people crack jokes just because “lol fortnite”.
and if i may be so humble as to take a guess, many of those jokes aren’t motivated by the genuine flaws in the game, but just by the fact that it’s a popular game (particularly with kids) and so that’s where my indignation bubbled over. i hope that makes sense!
ah ok! yeah, people making fun of kids is not good, other than the lootbox feature, its ok.
totally! thank u for mentioning that, it definitely is something to keep in mind when having a conversation on the subject.
This is the most civilised post on the internet
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conversetheatrekid:
quartzblock:
momotaro245:
quartzblock:
momotaro245:
quartzblock:
kinqchain:
quartzblock:
this is a pro-fortnite blog
op do you take constructive criticism
nope! it’s hypocritical and mean-spirited to make fun of fortnite just because it’s popular and then turn around and think about how glad we all are cringe culture is over so we can indulge in our own safely re-popularized interests!
this blog is pro-fortnite! 😊 i’m glad so many people enjoy it! it must be a good game!
the problem with fortnight is lootbox systems increase gambling behaviours in children :/
this is true! that’s a huge issue i’ve heard about before.
when i made this post i didn’t have that in mind, i was just thinking about the ways i’ve seen people crack jokes just because “lol fortnite”.
and if i may be so humble as to take a guess, many of those jokes aren’t motivated by the genuine flaws in the game, but just by the fact that it’s a popular game (particularly with kids) and so that’s where my indignation bubbled over. i hope that makes sense!
ah ok! yeah, people making fun of kids is not good, other than the lootbox feature, its ok.
totally! thank u for mentioning that, it definitely is something to keep in mind when having a conversation on the subject.
This is the most civilised post on the internet
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sodomymcscurvylegs:
sodomymcscurvylegs:
Y’all are upset about the Genie in the Aladdin live action movie, but…what did y’all honestly think he was gonna look like?????
You know what? That’s valid.
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sodomymcscurvylegs:
sodomymcscurvylegs:
Y’all are upset about the Genie in the Aladdin live action movie, but…what did y’all honestly think he was gonna look like?????
You know what? That’s valid.
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buzzfeed:
Sometimes it’s good to talk to strangers.
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buzzfeed:
Sometimes it’s good to talk to strangers.
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luxfortis:
updogonline:
this series took a really weird turn
oh they finally made sequels to
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luxfortis:
updogonline:
this series took a really weird turn
oh they finally made sequels to
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gghero:
Pokedex entries be like
Elemental and common types: this pokemon has this diet, this habitat, this interesting behavior, etc.
Psychic and ghost types: this pokemon has an IQ of 7000 and has killed god
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gghero:
Pokedex entries be like
Elemental and common types: this pokemon has this diet, this habitat, this interesting behavior, etc.
Psychic and ghost types: this pokemon has an IQ of 7000 and has killed god
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eriquin:
mycatshuman:
kvothe-kingkiller:
viandpuppycat:
kvothe-kingkiller:
kvothe-kingkiller:
kvothbloodless:
kvothe-kingkiller:
kvothe-kingkiller:
guess who ingested some foreign objects!
also he has now been officially weighed and he clocks in at a whole 7 pounds. (hes not malnourished hes just leetle)
bastard man ate some rubber bands
hi im sorry but “patient: the void” is the greatest string of letters ever created
ikr, I died when my mom sent me that picture
wow okay this got a lot of notes overnight
yes my cats name is The Void and for good reason because most of the pictures we try to take of him end up like this
and yes he is in that last picture ^^ youre gonna need to jack the screen brightness up to find him
or alternatively:
mr. void, would you like to meet the abyss?
twin agents of darkness
This is so cute.
To pet this cat to first have to sign a statement saying you are not Anish Kapoor.
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eriquin:
mycatshuman:
kvothe-kingkiller:
viandpuppycat:
kvothe-kingkiller:
kvothe-kingkiller:
kvothbloodless:
kvothe-kingkiller:
kvothe-kingkiller:
guess who ingested some foreign objects!
also he has now been officially weighed and he clocks in at a whole 7 pounds. (hes not malnourished hes just leetle)
bastard man ate some rubber bands
hi im sorry but “patient: the void” is the greatest string of letters ever created
ikr, I died when my mom sent me that picture
wow okay this got a lot of notes overnight
yes my cats name is The Void and for good reason because most of the pictures we try to take of him end up like this
and yes he is in that last picture ^^ youre gonna need to jack the screen brightness up to find him
or alternatively:
mr. void, would you like to meet the abyss?
twin agents of darkness
This is so cute.
To pet this cat to first have to sign a statement saying you are not Anish Kapoor.
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somnastra:
ken-kenwrites:
hey. fun fact. diversity in writing isn’t hard. yeah, if you arent [insert group here] you shouldn’t write about being [insert group here] but you know what you can do?
don’t write about an aromantic chronically ill girl, write about a strategist, sharpshooter, and chemist who just happens to be aromantic and chronically ill.
‘but ken, you seem to forget that people have different needs!’
no, i’m not. because, as you see this post, as you type an angry, nitpicky reply, you have access to this wonderful thing known as ~the internet~!
what does it do, you ask? well…
chronic illness list: 149 million results. almost as if people have this sort of thing on hand, and are actively writing about it.
how not to write gay characters: 853 million results. almost as if queer people are angry about the fact we’re either not there, dead, or one sided stereotypes, huh?
writing a disabled character: 97 million results. as if disabled people are tired of misrepresentation.
you know, you don’t have to write about characters being who they are, they can just happen to be who they are. and you don’t forget about it either. i’m not forcing you to put diversity in your writing, but if there was more diversity in common media, i bet a lot of people would feel better about themselves being who they are.
‘but it’s hard!’
you know, you’re already writing a 50k+ novel. you’re already researching the exact radio wave addresses on 12:30 AM on january 19th, 1999. you can do a quick google search to add diversity in your writing.
tl;dr: diversity shouldn’t be a big thing. just do your research and make people feel represented.
I’ve heard it also put this way: if you are not [marginalized group], don’t make your story about being that. Include representation, even in your main character, but the story should not be about that thing you’re not.
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somnastra:
ken-kenwrites:
hey. fun fact. diversity in writing isn’t hard. yeah, if you arent [insert group here] you shouldn’t write about being [insert group here] but you know what you can do?
don’t write about an aromantic chronically ill girl, write about a strategist, sharpshooter, and chemist who just happens to be aromantic and chronically ill.
‘but ken, you seem to forget that people have different needs!’
no, i’m not. because, as you see this post, as you type an angry, nitpicky reply, you have access to this wonderful thing known as ~the internet~!
what does it do, you ask? well…
chronic illness list: 149 million results. almost as if people have this sort of thing on hand, and are actively writing about it.
how not to write gay characters: 853 million results. almost as if queer people are angry about the fact we’re either not there, dead, or one sided stereotypes, huh?
writing a disabled character: 97 million results. as if disabled people are tired of misrepresentation.
you know, you don’t have to write about characters being who they are, they can just happen to be who they are. and you don’t forget about it either. i’m not forcing you to put diversity in your writing, but if there was more diversity in common media, i bet a lot of people would feel better about themselves being who they are.
‘but it’s hard!’
you know, you’re already writing a 50k+ novel. you’re already researching the exact radio wave addresses on 12:30 AM on january 19th, 1999. you can do a quick google search to add diversity in your writing.
tl;dr: diversity shouldn’t be a big thing. just do your research and make people feel represented.
I’ve heard it also put this way: if you are not [marginalized group], don’t make your story about being that. Include representation, even in your main character, but the story should not be about that thing you’re not.
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romantic gesture
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nice-butch:
nice-butch:
m86:
honey i……. bought us matching swords
*made
well you’re in luck bud, because i used to operate a forge back in the day. here’s how it’s done:
scope out a hot one (if you cannot find one in the wild, homemade is fine)
gentle love tap
dunk in sword oil. this adds flavor to the blade.
it has been a long day. massage.
tuck. him. in.
manicure
finished. give to wife.
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nice-butch:
nice-butch:
m86:
honey i……. bought us matching swords
*made
well you’re in luck bud, because i used to operate a forge back in the day. here’s how it’s done:
scope out a hot one (if you cannot find one in the wild, homemade is fine)
gentle love tap
dunk in sword oil. this adds flavor to the blade.
it has been a long day. massage.
tuck. him. in.
manicure
finished. give to wife.
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bemusedlybespectacled:
solitarelee:
unpretty:
when i saw the headline ‘golf digest helps free man from prison’ i thought it was gonna be, like
“he’s clearly in the background of this golf photo! that proves he wasn’t at the crime scene!!”
as opposed to, like
“this guy in prison sent us his cool golf fanart but we didn’t want to promo a serial killer, so we looked into his case and thought it looked pretty flimsy and probably racially motivated”
(here’s the first article from 2012 and the followup)
this was a fucking wild ride in a GOLF MAGAZINE
“It’s embarrassing for the legal system that for a long time the best presentation of the investigation was from a golf magazine.” OH MY GOD
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bemusedlybespectacled:
solitarelee:
unpretty:
when i saw the headline ‘golf digest helps free man from prison’ i thought it was gonna be, like
“he’s clearly in the background of this golf photo! that proves he wasn’t at the crime scene!!”
as opposed to, like
“this guy in prison sent us his cool golf fanart but we didn’t want to promo a serial killer, so we looked into his case and thought it looked pretty flimsy and probably racially motivated”
(here’s the first article from 2012 and the followup)
this was a fucking wild ride in a GOLF MAGAZINE
“It’s embarrassing for the legal system that for a long time the best presentation of the investigation was from a golf magazine.” OH MY GOD
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johnskylar:
stalker6delta:
I laughed harder than I should have.
This is so much better than the typical Polish joke.
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johnskylar:
stalker6delta:
I laughed harder than I should have.
This is so much better than the typical Polish joke.
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glumshoe:
kaisgirlfriend:
my kink is being a meaningful part of someone’s life
#tie me up and tell me I’m important
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glumshoe:
kaisgirlfriend:
my kink is being a meaningful part of someone’s life
#tie me up and tell me I’m important
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ladyshinga:
IF YOU DON’T WANT TO GET RID OF YOUR SHIT YOU DON’T FUCKING HAVE TO. MARIE KONDO ISN’T BREAKING INTO YOUR HOUSE AND BURNING YOUR SHIT WHILE SCREAMING IN YOUR FACE. CALM THE FUCK DOWN, NERDS, YOU CAN KEEP EVERY GODDAMN BOOK YOU’VE EVER BOUGHT. NO ONE IS STOPPING YOU.
PS joy and happiness are different. I have depression too. When something “sparks joy” in me, that’s not happiness. It just means I look at it and think “yes, this is a part of my life I want to keep nearby” so there’s no need to mock her “sparking joy” comments either
And shut the fuck up laughing at her greeting and thanking houses/objects/etc. There’s no call for mocking her Shinto beliefs just because you don’t get it
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ladyshinga:
IF YOU DON’T WANT TO GET RID OF YOUR SHIT YOU DON’T FUCKING HAVE TO. MARIE KONDO ISN’T BREAKING INTO YOUR HOUSE AND BURNING YOUR SHIT WHILE SCREAMING IN YOUR FACE. CALM THE FUCK DOWN, NERDS, YOU CAN KEEP EVERY GODDAMN BOOK YOU’VE EVER BOUGHT. NO ONE IS STOPPING YOU.
PS joy and happiness are different. I have depression too. When something “sparks joy” in me, that’s not happiness. It just means I look at it and think “yes, this is a part of my life I want to keep nearby” so there’s no need to mock her “sparking joy” comments either
And shut the fuck up laughing at her greeting and thanking houses/objects/etc. There’s no call for mocking her Shinto beliefs just because you don’t get it
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capismycopilot:
when you come home from traveling and just drop your suitcase on the floor
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capismycopilot:
when you come home from traveling and just drop your suitcase on the floor
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aryashi:
elfwreck:
sanerontheinside:
marvel-lous-things:
Me, in tears, halfway through writing a 300 word essay: I can’t do this anymore
Person on A03 who’s writing for fun:
Inconvenient Truth: these are the same person
Yeah, well, I can’t stretch out that review of 16th century economics by adding a gratuitous hand job.
#not with that attitude you can’t
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aryashi:
elfwreck:
sanerontheinside:
marvel-lous-things:
Me, in tears, halfway through writing a 300 word essay: I can’t do this anymore
Person on A03 who’s writing for fun:
Inconvenient Truth: these are the same person
Yeah, well, I can’t stretch out that review of 16th century economics by adding a gratuitous hand job.
#not with that attitude you can’t
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oldlunchmeat:
im gunna go back in time and kick my own ass
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oldlunchmeat:
im gunna go back in time and kick my own ass
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when-in-doubt-sing:
livenudebigfoot:
chaos-ensuing:
minervafloofderg:
minervafloofderg:
One of the reasons I feel so comfortable using Tumblr over other social media is because this site is clearly too incompetent to be evil.
The basic business model of a social network is to harvest commercially valuable personal data and sell it, most famously via targeted ads. Anyone visiting my blog can clearly see that I am a queer furry who’s into video games and art. And yet I am only served ads for funeral homes, Bible story DVDs, and the current president’s reelection campaign (in 2018 for some reason)
Needless to say my click through rate has not been very good
Me: Runs a blog dedicated to dungeons and dragons and animeTumblr: You know what, you strike me as a sporty type
I’m a social media manager for my day job and Tumblr is literally the only social media platform I can relax on anymore because it’s so incompetent when it comes to exploiting my personal data.
The tumblr personal data algorithm, trying to make sense of the hot mess that is my blog:
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when-in-doubt-sing:
livenudebigfoot:
chaos-ensuing:
minervafloofderg:
minervafloofderg:
One of the reasons I feel so comfortable using Tumblr over other social media is because this site is clearly too incompetent to be evil.
The basic business model of a social network is to harvest commercially valuable personal data and sell it, most famously via targeted ads. Anyone visiting my blog can clearly see that I am a queer furry who’s into video games and art. And yet I am only served ads for funeral homes, Bible story DVDs, and the current president’s reelection campaign (in 2018 for some reason)
Needless to say my click through rate has not been very good
Me: Runs a blog dedicated to dungeons and dragons and animeTumblr: You know what, you strike me as a sporty type
I’m a social media manager for my day job and Tumblr is literally the only social media platform I can relax on anymore because it’s so incompetent when it comes to exploiting my personal data.
The tumblr personal data algorithm, trying to make sense of the hot mess that is my blog:
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mcusteves:
Happy First Anniversary Black Panther (Feburary 16, 2018)!
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mcusteves:
Happy First Anniversary Black Panther (Feburary 16, 2018)!
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tombliboos:
everything would be much easier if ya’ll started Kondoing the media you consume
ask yourself “does this spark joy” everytime you watch something and if the answer is “no” drop that on the spot and go on with your life
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tombliboos:
everything would be much easier if ya’ll started Kondoing the media you consume
ask yourself “does this spark joy” everytime you watch something and if the answer is “no” drop that on the spot and go on with your life
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lizardsister:
lizardsister:
holy SHIT there’s a paranormal club at my school?? bouta finally find myself a cute ghost gf
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lizardsister:
lizardsister:
holy SHIT there’s a paranormal club at my school?? bouta finally find myself a cute ghost gf
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