Feb. 10th, 2019

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kuttithevangu:

laughlikesomethingbroken:

kuttithevangu:

God forgot to give sins to the angels and thumbs to the goats, so that angels have more thumbs than they can handle, and goats have more sins. To this day goats and angels both adore and resent humankind for having BOTH thumbs AND a capacity to sin, in balanced and wieldy amounts. That’s a fact about the creation of the universe

……i can’t tell if this is shitposting or talmudic midrash

Surprise it’s both
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you: straight

you after seeing a pretty girl: wait
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valeria2067:

catchymemes:

“My cat realizing I am watching him do what I have repeatedly told him not to do”

Theologians: Animals can’t sin, because they cannot comprehend right vs. wrong in a meaningful way.

Me, a Cat Owner: Yeah, Bullshit.

Yup.
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named after dr. fuckel, who i am assuming is also a sexual organism
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femaleintimacy:

🙌👭👰😍💞❤️💎
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harleyismyhero:

remember when people were saying Pink was evil or some shit because she faked her own death to get away from the other diamonds

you know I already thought her actions were understandable if a bit misguided but you know what the more I see of White the more I think she 100% did the right thing

I thought this was about Pink the singer for a second and wanted to know how I missed the fact that she faked her own death.
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renewdays
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nutheadgee:

shromo:

when the boss music slaps but you’re tryin not to die

This is always so fucking funny to me
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insomniac-arrest:

contrary to popular belief, Gays can do math, but only at MAX CAPACITY, you can either invent the laws of gravity or you can cry over fractions 

there is no in between

this is… the fairest call out I’ve ever received 

you are like, incredibly correct
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garbatge:

Ah yes, the four quadrants of fanfiction…
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😻
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Feb. 10th, 2019 03:46 pm
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phemiec:

a concept:

Shapeshifters who have entirely blank featureless faces and bodies who can look like anyone, but it takes a lot of concentrated effort, time and skill, to mold their features into a realistic human face, similar to putting on a full face of makeup in the morning 

so there are shapeshifters who just go “screw it, I’m hungover, too tired, don’t want to bother today” and just go out with a very basic like smiley face thing going on, or really asymmetrical, or only do the eyes very elaborately and leave the rest of the face blank and wear surgical masks, or wear eyepatches so they don’t have to bother doing the other eye etc.

Shapeshifters who don’t even bother putting on a face, just grab a masquerade mask off the nightstand and head to Starbucks

Ooh formal masquerade shapeshifter balls vs informal shapeshifter masquerade parties

“Ahh man I forgot the chips at the store, hold on I’ll just put on my balaclava and my groucho glasses and run back, I’m sure the clerk has seen weirder.”
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tikkunolamorgtfo:

lukemullen:

Cyrus coming out to Jonah and for the first time on Disney Channel using the word ‘gay’.

I have no idea what show this is, but I will protect this sweet gay Jewish boy and his shiva bagels with my whole damn life.
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analogueswords:

I’m not saying I’m surprised by this. That would require me having some scrap of faith in this man. But let me make this very clear:

This is a joke about my people’s genocide.

I have many of my own thoughts about Elizabeth Warren, but that’s not exactly what’s relevant here. Let’s unpack this, shall we? In this tweet we see the president, a white man

Take it upon himself to police native identity

Refer to a woman by the name of a CSA victim as a means of mockery

MAKE A JOKE ABOUT GENOCIDE

Please don’t let this slide. This needs to be addressed.
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transgenderteensurvivalguide:

polonaises:

If you have a minute, donate a free Valentine’s Day card to a sick child, it’s completely free and will make somebody very happy 💕

Kii says:

CHLA, the hospital that runs this program, is a trans-affirming hospital that has a program dedicated to helping trans youth! 
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gayhallmonitor:

you know what? i think i will
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za-ra-h:

My favorite Harry Potter character, Professor Remus Lupin. The way I pictured him while reading the books.

I painted his scars in gold after being inspired by Kintsugi.

Since some people asked; PRINT
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lazebian:

shrexy:

whole foods employee catches me stealing valuable artichoke water and tries to apprehend me but i quickly jump through one of his gauges and escape

i see this post maybe once or twice in a year and every time. every goddamn time it sidelines me with those last 8 words and i lose my shit
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slimetony:

slimetony:

markrial:

slimetony:

fat-kitty:

slimetony:

I sincerely cant remember the last time that staff rolled out a feature that improved this website in any way

When they moved the reblog button to the bottom of posts

Where was it before?

at the top
we had to scroll all the way back up in order to reblog

Wh

What the fuck

Reblog if you were here for top button
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vermouthea:

returnerofthesky:

i fuckin love oblivion holy shit

a dog wrote this line
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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

POWERFUL GOOD ENERGY
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marzipanandminutiae:

captainanarchist:

This is just The Magnus Institute.

Nope.

They have a gas-based firefighting system instead of sprinklers for obvious reasons. It does lower the percentage of oxygen in the building, but not enough to kill anyone.

I found this by googling “Yale library fire oxygen.” It was literally the first result.

Fact-checking is your friend.

It’s true. It’s not the fire suppression system that kills you. The Librarians come and personally murder you for starting a fire in a library. But you didn’t start a fire you say? No matter. You are collateral damage. Everybody gets killed to show that arsonists have no chance of escaping justice

The only thing that can stop a bad man lighting a fire is a good man killing every single person who might have started that fire
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vampireapologist:

We all deserve to go to a masquerade ball. I deserve to be anonymous among to aristocracy for one night getting up to general debauchery in a swan-inspired mask that absolutely doesn’t hide my face well enough for me to be half as bold and sensual as I plan to act but everyone else is on board so it’s okay and we’ll all just not talk about it tomorrow.
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c-bassmeow:

Technology is amazing Duo Lingo was an app designed to help you learn languages now she’s a singer telling me not to answer my aint shit ex boyfriends calls 
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torsamors:

torsamors:

This is one of the thai restaurants in my hometown and i can tell you first hand this lady is wonderful

little update bc someone from my hometown wrote an article about her and these are some highlights:

and my personal favorite:
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solrosan:

thereallieutenantcommanderdata:

sonic:

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marzipanandminutiae:

nemmica:

I met a baby the other day who taught me that kids aren’t learning the thumb-and-pinky-out gesture for “phone” anymore. She puts her flat, open palm up to her ear and babbles into it, simulating a flat and rectangular smartphone.

It’s so interesting that a lot of seemingly obsolete hand motions still exist, though

very few people wear wristwatches, but tapping one’s wrist is still a nearly universal gesture for “what time is it?” or “hurry up”

I used classic corded phones for only a very brief time in my life (before we got those more rectangular-shaped cordless ones for my parents’ landline) and first saw a car without power windows when I was in college, and yet I’ve always used the pinky-and-thumb gesture for “call me” and the circling-fist gesture for “roll down your window.” I’m 24, so my childhood was the late 90s and early 2000s, but I still use gestures that indicate technology either gone or on its way out when I began forming reliable memories

it also makes me wonder how people indicated time or hurrying before wristwatches. did they somehow pantomime a pocket watch? what gestures have we lost as technology marches on? and since video didn’t exist for most of human history, how might we learn what they were? like the contents of the third Georgian spice jar or the location of Punt, nobody would think to write any of it down

I just love history so much

The ASL sign for phone is based on the pinky-and-thumb gesture. Presumably that will continue on for a while, with future generations seeing it as an arbitrary sign.

And then there are words like “rewind” that no longer make literal sense. Filmmakers still use “cut” long after actual physical film that can be cut fell out of use. We talk about cutting and pasting on computers and use a floppy disc icon for “save”.

Fossilized metaphors are the best.

So the cool thing about skeuomorphisms (like the floppy disc icon) is that it’s entire basis is that, originally, the skeuomorph’s form had a resemblance to the literal processes it was referencing but that now they’re not referencing literal processes, but the abstract idea of those processes.

We’re not literally rewinding a tape when we hit rewind on our DVRs or DVD’s. Instead, we understand that to “rewind” is to reverse the playback of the video/audio, often at several times its normal speed. The word has changed from meaning the literal process which resulted in the desired effect to directly meaning the desired effect. This is something that just happens in language over time. I mean, shit, the British call flashlights “Torches” and that makes perfect sense.

Thing is, the only reason it seems weird to us is because we’ve seen and used the original things that the skeuomorphs and gestures are referencing. It’s not just a representation of an abstract idea like saving a file or cutting footage or making a call. We’ve used floppy discs and razors and corded telephone handsets. They were real, commonplace things in our lives and jobs. 

It’s weird to us because we’re living in the transition period. It’ll stop being weird once we die and no one is around to remember the original thing.

Interestingly, “flashlight” is similar to “torch” in preserving a vestige of old technology.  The first batteries had very little capacity.  As a result, when using a flashlight, you didn’t keep it on continuously, since that would kill the batteries in no time flat.  Instead, you’d turn it on for just brief flashes to preserve power.  Hence, “flash-light”

Wanted to build a little on @sonic‘s comment about words like “rewind” has moved from meaning the literal process. As an ESL-person, there are so many English words we learn as children to mean just the one (often very specific) action. Like the word “play” which is a verb with a wide arrange of meanings in English. You can play music, sports, theatre, games, and so on. It can even be a noun. (And you can play a play, because English sucks and hates everyone.)

In Swedish “play” means “to make any type of recorded media start”. I’m not going to bother looking up if we have fully adopted this word as a Swedish, but seeing how I learned it 30 years ago I’d say yeah. “Shuffle” is even more narrow. It means “having the music player put songs in a random order”. “Shuffle” has become a verb, but “play” often needs help from the Swedish verb for “press”.

(Also, I asked a 19 yo what she thought the figure on the save button was, she said she thought it was an old filing cabinet, which I thought was fair enough.)
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werbly:

jaw8jaw:

Alice Goodridge using a sledgehammer to break up the ice at Loch Insh in the Scottish Highlands before her morning swim. Photo by Euan Cherry, February 2019. 

God could you imagine not giving a fuck about anything
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derinthemadscientist:

johnnyfourballs:

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rich ppl are like so easily convinced abt ghosts I remember growing up it was near this vacant lot and whenever I broke a toy instead of going to face the wrath of my mother I would fucking bury it in that lot and then sure enough, some dude tried to develop the land and found a ton of buried rotten dolls and shit and told everyone it was haunted

it’s been over a decade and that lot is still vacant 

You single handedly tanked the value of someone’s prime real estate and that makes me happy

As soon as I read this I immediately started thinking of ways to do this on purpose to get cheap land and I was five posts down my dash before I realised I was becoming Scooby Doo villain
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problemsintoplatinum:

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straightboyfriend:

telling ppl attracted to men that there are no good men out there or that men can’t love only normalizes poor treatment from men & doesn’t do anything helpful

#the idea that all men are naturally garbage is super unhelpful#because it absolves awful men of the responsibility to be better

#it also discourages men who do want to improve their behaviour but don’t know how

#by convincing them that they’ll be reviled no matter what they do

#learning how to change involves leaving confort zones

#and making yourself vulnerable by approaching other people’s spaces for advice

in other news… men are trash!

this post is specifically about you
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