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Jan. 30th, 2019
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smitethepatriarchy:
fuck-customers:
I present to you, literally my favorite yelp review at the SmartPet I used to work at.
It’s called CLOSING for a reason people
The person who locked the doors in their faces is my hero.
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smitethepatriarchy:
fuck-customers:
I present to you, literally my favorite yelp review at the SmartPet I used to work at.
It’s called CLOSING for a reason people
The person who locked the doors in their faces is my hero.
(Your picture was not posted)
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opaul:
sleepyowlet:
katodown:
bakurapika:
willartforlovegems:
waterslides if you’re not a coward
Quasimodo skate park
church ribs
Flying buttresses
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opaul:
sleepyowlet:
katodown:
bakurapika:
willartforlovegems:
waterslides if you’re not a coward
Quasimodo skate park
church ribs
Flying buttresses
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probablybadrpgideas:
probablybadrpgideas:
At the end of character creation, have every player roll a d100 for “plot reasons”.
When the game begins, reveal that the result is how many miles in the air the characters start the campaign at.
I have been informed that the edge of space is 50-62 miles off the ground, depending on which measurement you use.
In light of this new information, I will not be amending the post in any way.
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probablybadrpgideas:
probablybadrpgideas:
At the end of character creation, have every player roll a d100 for “plot reasons”.
When the game begins, reveal that the result is how many miles in the air the characters start the campaign at.
I have been informed that the edge of space is 50-62 miles off the ground, depending on which measurement you use.
In light of this new information, I will not be amending the post in any way.
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woozapooza:
kingofattolia:
lets clear up a common misconception:
when i ask if something looks “good” i’m not asking if it makes me sexually appealing. im asking if it makes me look like the modern remix version of a medieval fantasy novel protagonist
#‘that jacket doesnt flatter u as much as something more feminine would–’ IM NOT ASKING IF U WOULD DATE ME#im asking if i look like i could travel for weeks across a made up map by horseback on a quest to fulfill my destiny
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woozapooza:
kingofattolia:
lets clear up a common misconception:
when i ask if something looks “good” i’m not asking if it makes me sexually appealing. im asking if it makes me look like the modern remix version of a medieval fantasy novel protagonist
#‘that jacket doesnt flatter u as much as something more feminine would–’ IM NOT ASKING IF U WOULD DATE ME#im asking if i look like i could travel for weeks across a made up map by horseback on a quest to fulfill my destiny
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snowydragons: It’s hard to believe a year
Jan. 30th, 2019 04:02 pmvia http://bit.ly/2TmBhXl
snowydragons:
It’s hard to believe a year has passed so quickly. Rabanastre is finally back to the way it was. Like when my parents were still alive. We’ve lost so much, but I think it’s important to keep the past behind us and keep our eyes on the road ahead.
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snowydragons:
It’s hard to believe a year has passed so quickly. Rabanastre is finally back to the way it was. Like when my parents were still alive. We’ve lost so much, but I think it’s important to keep the past behind us and keep our eyes on the road ahead.
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totallyamoderator:
today is the only day you can reblog this ever
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totallyamoderator:
today is the only day you can reblog this ever
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caledoniaseries:
jumpingjacktrash:
neminine:
iwishicouldtalkgood:
dangerously-human:
identityconstellations:
identityconstellations:
“And remember: the sky is the limit! You can be anything you want to be!”
“Thank you. I want to be a secretary.”
That stopped them short. “What?”
“A secretary,” she repeated.
“But…” they trailed off, dumbfounded. “Why? You could be a CEO, a scientist, a law–”
“I don’t want to be a CEO,” she said. “I want to be a secretary.”
They scoffed. “You want to answer phones all day?”
She smiled. “Yes.”
“Schedule appointments?”
“I like organizing.”
“Be a second banana?”
An affirmative nod. “I’m skilled at helping.”
“I just don’t understand,” they said. “HOW could you be okay with all of this?!”
“I enjoy the work.”
“BUT YOU CAN BE WHATEVER YOU WANT TO BE!”
“I know.”
“Then WHY?!”
She shrugged.
“Because I want to be a secretary.”
Honestly though, this is very similar to my mom’s experience. She’s always been super bright, but has realized as she’s gotten older that intellectual pursuits just aren’t her jam. She dropped out of her PhD program to have kids, and although she has her master’s and was a pretty good school psychologist, she hated having to make huge decisions. She’s a church secretary now and loves it, and she’s GOOD at it; she’s letting her school psych certification permanently expire this year with zero regrets. If you can be anything you want, that includes the things we don’t tend to value as highly as a society. Not everybody is built for or wants the “respectable” careers.
My grandma did this to me, saying that i didn’t want to get stuck on the outside, making coffee and filing papers. The thing is, that’s exactly what I’ve always enjoyed the most, making and organizing things. That would be enough for me.
Nobody seems to realize that if you tell people they can be anything they want to be they will. And not everyone WANTS to be doctors or lawyers or CEOs or scientists. Sometimes, they just want to be a secretary.
it took me a LOT of therapy before i was able to shrug off the effects of the Gifted Child Upbringing enough to realize that what i really wanted to be was a house husband and Local Queerdad who writes novels sometimes. god, i’m so much happier now.
ain’t nothing wrong with an ordinary life. don’t let anybody tell you you have to be the top dog to be worth anything.
There’s nothing wrong with a simple life. Be whatever you want to be,
If you’re happy, you’ve made it. That’s the real definition of success.
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caledoniaseries:
jumpingjacktrash:
neminine:
iwishicouldtalkgood:
dangerously-human:
identityconstellations:
identityconstellations:
“And remember: the sky is the limit! You can be anything you want to be!”
“Thank you. I want to be a secretary.”
That stopped them short. “What?”
“A secretary,” she repeated.
“But…” they trailed off, dumbfounded. “Why? You could be a CEO, a scientist, a law–”
“I don’t want to be a CEO,” she said. “I want to be a secretary.”
They scoffed. “You want to answer phones all day?”
She smiled. “Yes.”
“Schedule appointments?”
“I like organizing.”
“Be a second banana?”
An affirmative nod. “I’m skilled at helping.”
“I just don’t understand,” they said. “HOW could you be okay with all of this?!”
“I enjoy the work.”
“BUT YOU CAN BE WHATEVER YOU WANT TO BE!”
“I know.”
“Then WHY?!”
She shrugged.
“Because I want to be a secretary.”
Honestly though, this is very similar to my mom’s experience. She’s always been super bright, but has realized as she’s gotten older that intellectual pursuits just aren’t her jam. She dropped out of her PhD program to have kids, and although she has her master’s and was a pretty good school psychologist, she hated having to make huge decisions. She’s a church secretary now and loves it, and she’s GOOD at it; she’s letting her school psych certification permanently expire this year with zero regrets. If you can be anything you want, that includes the things we don’t tend to value as highly as a society. Not everybody is built for or wants the “respectable” careers.
My grandma did this to me, saying that i didn’t want to get stuck on the outside, making coffee and filing papers. The thing is, that’s exactly what I’ve always enjoyed the most, making and organizing things. That would be enough for me.
Nobody seems to realize that if you tell people they can be anything they want to be they will. And not everyone WANTS to be doctors or lawyers or CEOs or scientists. Sometimes, they just want to be a secretary.
it took me a LOT of therapy before i was able to shrug off the effects of the Gifted Child Upbringing enough to realize that what i really wanted to be was a house husband and Local Queerdad who writes novels sometimes. god, i’m so much happier now.
ain’t nothing wrong with an ordinary life. don’t let anybody tell you you have to be the top dog to be worth anything.
There’s nothing wrong with a simple life. Be whatever you want to be,
If you’re happy, you’ve made it. That’s the real definition of success.
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duskargentum:
beakybee:
Tumblr blue through the years.
Defective site pride flag
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duskargentum:
beakybee:
Tumblr blue through the years.
Defective site pride flag
(Your picture was not posted)