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Dec. 28th, 2018
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ventela1:
witchaj:
lesbeeanmovie:
greencarnations:
cinematicsymphony:
This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.
CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:
do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
works every time
“sad little bug” is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING
My dad used “should we cut it off?” And it worked EVERY TIME.
This can also help you assess how bad the injury really is! If jokes and a calming tone to the situation don’t work, they might be more seriously hurt than usual.
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ventela1:
witchaj:
lesbeeanmovie:
greencarnations:
cinematicsymphony:
This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.
CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:
do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
works every time
“sad little bug” is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING
My dad used “should we cut it off?” And it worked EVERY TIME.
This can also help you assess how bad the injury really is! If jokes and a calming tone to the situation don’t work, they might be more seriously hurt than usual.
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rosestico:
Captain America: Civil War (2016) dir. Anthony & Joe Russo
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rosestico:
Captain America: Civil War (2016) dir. Anthony & Joe Russo
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andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:
doggosource:
pupper meets ice
This has the same energy of that video of Chris Hemsworth taking sips of soup and between sips going, “It’s hot”, “It’s still hot”
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andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:
doggosource:
pupper meets ice
This has the same energy of that video of Chris Hemsworth taking sips of soup and between sips going, “It’s hot”, “It’s still hot”
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theproblematicblogger:
queen-of-dirt:
moth-mobile:
pyronoid-d:
pyronoid-d:
pyronoid-d:
pyronoid-d:
/r/choosingbeggars is the only good Subreddit I’ve decided
This is one of the best ones I’ve found from there
Damn you’re right
There was one where someone was giving away a free couch and someone sent them a message saying “My friend is giving away a couch AND an ottoman. Do you have any other free furniture to sweeten the pot?”
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theproblematicblogger:
queen-of-dirt:
moth-mobile:
pyronoid-d:
pyronoid-d:
pyronoid-d:
pyronoid-d:
/r/choosingbeggars is the only good Subreddit I’ve decided
This is one of the best ones I’ve found from there
Damn you’re right
There was one where someone was giving away a free couch and someone sent them a message saying “My friend is giving away a couch AND an ottoman. Do you have any other free furniture to sweeten the pot?”
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Me: why does my stomach hurt?
Also me: ate five cookies for dinner
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Me: why does my stomach hurt?
Also me: ate five cookies for dinner
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eternalgirlscout:
apparently there’s some Straight Girl discourse out there in the reaches of the internet about how bi men are unappealing to date?? and anyway i want to make this post to remind everyone that bi boys & bi guys & bi men are wonderful and awesome and you don’t need the approval of straight people EVER.
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eternalgirlscout:
apparently there’s some Straight Girl discourse out there in the reaches of the internet about how bi men are unappealing to date?? and anyway i want to make this post to remind everyone that bi boys & bi guys & bi men are wonderful and awesome and you don’t need the approval of straight people EVER.
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raythebrutallyhonestguy:
Cockatoos support trans people.
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raythebrutallyhonestguy:
Cockatoos support trans people.
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