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Dec. 23rd, 2018
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Finally logged in again after the 17th. As expected, my side blog has been purged :p
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Finally logged in again after the 17th. As expected, my side blog has been purged :p
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bubblepoopswamp:
bubblepoopswamp:
zooophagous:
agoodcartoon:
are u fucking kidding me
I love that this implies that the only thing keeping souls out of Heaven is an actual physical fence and seems to imply that its possible to break in.
im gonna break into heaven and kill god with my bare hands
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bubblepoopswamp:
bubblepoopswamp:
zooophagous:
agoodcartoon:
are u fucking kidding me
I love that this implies that the only thing keeping souls out of Heaven is an actual physical fence and seems to imply that its possible to break in.
im gonna break into heaven and kill god with my bare hands
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allfrogsarefriends:
toboldlylesbian:
history-freak1:
imsuchacapricorn:
toboldlylesbian:
marisatomay:
toboldlylesbian:
pick your fighter
the ‘$1000 to go to Hawaii’ bride, the ‘I bought a $99 polygraph on amazon’ lady, or the ‘why was $200 so huge’ birthday girl
a lot of people seem to be confused and think the hawaii bride and the polygraph lady are the same but they’re actually 2 separate people so here’s all 3 in one go
the “$1500 to go to hawaii” bride
Ms Polygraph Test
$200 birthday
bask in the unfiltered nonsense of it all
since someone mentioned this and I had forgotten, a last minute entry fighter: “Squire Sebastian” lady
New to the arena, Kristie and her surprise wedding
Y'all really gonna pass up childless millennial Disney Mom?
my FAVORITE angry facebook post of all time
its true and u should say it!
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allfrogsarefriends:
toboldlylesbian:
history-freak1:
imsuchacapricorn:
toboldlylesbian:
marisatomay:
toboldlylesbian:
pick your fighter
the ‘$1000 to go to Hawaii’ bride, the ‘I bought a $99 polygraph on amazon’ lady, or the ‘why was $200 so huge’ birthday girl
a lot of people seem to be confused and think the hawaii bride and the polygraph lady are the same but they’re actually 2 separate people so here’s all 3 in one go
the “$1500 to go to hawaii” bride
Ms Polygraph Test
$200 birthday
bask in the unfiltered nonsense of it all
since someone mentioned this and I had forgotten, a last minute entry fighter: “Squire Sebastian” lady
New to the arena, Kristie and her surprise wedding
Y'all really gonna pass up childless millennial Disney Mom?
my FAVORITE angry facebook post of all time
its true and u should say it!
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gigi-tastic:
perpetualseahorse:
turless:
Hey so fun fact, my dad is good friends the woman who currently has this job and she told him that Trump’s admin is trying to force her out. They started advertising the job before they actually told her they were transferring her so she’d have to reapply.
Her name is Catherine (Cassie) Conley, and she’s a badass MIT grad that works as NASA’s planetary protection officer, which sounds super cool (though she says not as cool as the galactic administrator). The job is basically the only one in xenobiology (space life) and it’s her life’s work. She’s been doing this job for over 10 years and now Trump wants her out.
I’m beyond pissed that this keeps going around. I know it sounds like a joke job, but it’s a legitimate career that’s being taken away from literally one of the most intelligent women in the country by this asscactus of a presidency.
If ya’ll could signal boost this that’d be much appreciated. They need to know that this kind of bullshit isn’t acceptable
I was actually reading about this job in an NPR article and it sounds REALLY important. the job basically means you make sure we don’t contaminate any planets and anything we bring back like rocks or soil, etc doesn’t do the same here.
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gigi-tastic:
perpetualseahorse:
turless:
Hey so fun fact, my dad is good friends the woman who currently has this job and she told him that Trump’s admin is trying to force her out. They started advertising the job before they actually told her they were transferring her so she’d have to reapply.
Her name is Catherine (Cassie) Conley, and she’s a badass MIT grad that works as NASA’s planetary protection officer, which sounds super cool (though she says not as cool as the galactic administrator). The job is basically the only one in xenobiology (space life) and it’s her life’s work. She’s been doing this job for over 10 years and now Trump wants her out.
I’m beyond pissed that this keeps going around. I know it sounds like a joke job, but it’s a legitimate career that’s being taken away from literally one of the most intelligent women in the country by this asscactus of a presidency.
If ya’ll could signal boost this that’d be much appreciated. They need to know that this kind of bullshit isn’t acceptable
I was actually reading about this job in an NPR article and it sounds REALLY important. the job basically means you make sure we don’t contaminate any planets and anything we bring back like rocks or soil, etc doesn’t do the same here.
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mishasminions:
fictionalfeather:
For example, you can:
be in a shampoo commercial
start a boy band:
spot some choice booty:
break into song:
see some people in frankly offensive outfits:
attend a metal show:
listen to some sick jams:
discover zombieism:
sample some tasty snacks:
watch someone get burned bad:
find something you really like:
find something you really, really like:
find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:
and wonder if you left the stove on:
THIS POST HAD ME AT SHAMPOO COMMERCIAL
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mishasminions:
fictionalfeather:
For example, you can:
be in a shampoo commercial
start a boy band:
spot some choice booty:
break into song:
see some people in frankly offensive outfits:
attend a metal show:
listen to some sick jams:
discover zombieism:
sample some tasty snacks:
watch someone get burned bad:
find something you really like:
find something you really, really like:
find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:
and wonder if you left the stove on:
THIS POST HAD ME AT SHAMPOO COMMERCIAL
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anyathebox:
languageoclock:
if you ever feel sad just change your system language to Dutch
notities
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anyathebox:
languageoclock:
if you ever feel sad just change your system language to Dutch
notities
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amentalpatientinsheepsclothing:
“Sometimes we all need the most gentle reminders of what we are worth.”
—
Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson
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amentalpatientinsheepsclothing:
“Sometimes we all need the most gentle reminders of what we are worth.”
—
Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson
*Come say Hello @TylerKnott on Instagram and Twitter :) *
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st-r-trk-fangasm:
victorian-sexstache:
dopeluminarydreamer:
the-future-now:
That’s Louis Rossman, a repair technician and YouTuber, who went viral recently for railing against Apple. Apple purposely charges a lot for repairs and you either have to pay up or buy a new device. That’s because Apple withholds necessary tools and information from outside repair shops. And to think, we were just so close to change.
Follow @the-future-now
Reblog if you:
Have an iPhone and are in need of repairs
Have a friend with that problem
Hate Apple and are more than happy to spite them in some way
No one will know which is it
Reblogging this from my iPhone, ironically.
Reblogging from my 2011 macbook pro that has threatened to die for years.
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st-r-trk-fangasm:
victorian-sexstache:
dopeluminarydreamer:
the-future-now:
That’s Louis Rossman, a repair technician and YouTuber, who went viral recently for railing against Apple. Apple purposely charges a lot for repairs and you either have to pay up or buy a new device. That’s because Apple withholds necessary tools and information from outside repair shops. And to think, we were just so close to change.
Follow @the-future-now
Reblog if you:
Have an iPhone and are in need of repairs
Have a friend with that problem
Hate Apple and are more than happy to spite them in some way
No one will know which is it
Reblogging this from my iPhone, ironically.
Reblogging from my 2011 macbook pro that has threatened to die for years.
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itsagoodluckkiss:
ironmanstan:
me: im writing a fic but its not alpha-d
friend: you mean not beta-d?
me: no i mean i havent written anything yet
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itsagoodluckkiss:
ironmanstan:
me: im writing a fic but its not alpha-d
friend: you mean not beta-d?
me: no i mean i havent written anything yet
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