gravityeyelids | Dec. 2nd, 2018

Dec. 2nd, 2018

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weirdfaggot:

partykris:

morwytch:

cephalotodd:

cephalotodd:

“good intrusive thoughts” i know you all get your entire scientific education off random tumblr posts but please for the love of god read even just one psych paper. im begging

or even just take an english class. “intrusive” means you don’t want them. they’re unwelcome. they can NEVER be fun or quirky or funny because by definition they are unsettling, unwelcome, and INTRUSIVE. jesus fucking christ

Maybe there should be an alternate term for thoughts that randomly show up in your mind but they’re actually good??

Idk what they’d be called, but. Who knows.

theyre called thoughts
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ankle-beez:

evildorina:

This woman is kind of awesome.

And now she’s show running She-Ra

God bless her
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noobtheloser:

I couldn’t sleep so I made this.
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wildlyunlikelynae:

showerthoughtsofficial:

Trees live underground and use the above-ground part as a snorkel.

I fucking guess
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catchymemes:

Instagram: @maloart
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genderoftoday:

Sleepy and under a pile of blankets
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glumshoe:

Why are ponds in games full of so many old boots? If you can fish in a game, you’re pretty much guaranteed to reel in at least one old boot. Maybe twenty. How did the boots get in the pond? Is Ye Olde Fishing Hole being used as a body dump?
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ofsaltandsmoke:

ofsaltandsmoke:

unsaddledlamb:

The trees haven’t quite lost their leaves yet and they’re bursting with this unbelievably vivid yellow hue and I feel like I’m walking through a painting 💕

And now everything is dressed in crystals and it is just as magical
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bisexualcharacteroftheday:

Today’s Bisexual Character of the Day is: this clothing advert
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fat-birds:

fulsvamp:

Long tailed tit is called stjärtmes in swedish

stjärt = buttmes = dork (or softy/softie, according to google translate)

this is a buttdork

ohhh my god goohhhhhd ohhh my godhehed hohhhh my gohdedddddddd
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disasterjones:

wink so powerful it knocks a demigod off balance
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pocketss:

pocketss:

it’s just one of those croissant days

we love a recovery
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zippi44:

“Draw Goro Akechi realistic”- Commission~
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argumate:

nianeyna:

argumate:

nianeyna:

apparently I’m playing skyrim again… and by “playing skyrim” I obviously mean “spending hours installing mods before I ever open the game”

foreplay with Todd

do you ever think before you post

yes, I think “ha! funny” and hit post
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chroniclebooks:

Happy Hanukkah from the Hanukcats!
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sergle:

another relaxed one
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saddestblogger:

when u show love to your pet and they end up sitting on your lap but u got things to go do
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awed-frog:

awed-frog:

flirting in the 21st century

In case anyone was wondering…

[You can follow Cody on tumblr @wolf-head, and he’s also on Twitter and IG!]
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b-obbs:

thefuzzhead:

schmergo:

I don’t like to call Frankenstein’s creation a ‘monster’ because he seems pretty chill, so I just call him Frankenstein’s lil boi

*new yorker accent* yeah, that’s guy’s just Frankie’s kid, what’s it to ya?

“Yeah that’s Frankie’s kid, his pop dont treat ‘im right, neither do most people round here, but he ain’t a bad kid, just in a bad sitiation”
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thegothicalice:

The snow decided to show up ❄️Jacket brand is Shrine, found at a local place on clearance.
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passionable:

pink fairy
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fingurken:

no fear

not being able to find your plushie

one fear
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crazy-pages:

songersingwriterr:

pr1nceshawn:

Why You Should Always Wear Your Helmet.

PSA: never put stickers on your helmets (unless you have checked with the manufacturer) because the adhesive can weaken the structure!

One day my health teacher in middle school just like … didn’t show up for class. And so of course we were all “oh if he doesn’t show up in fifteen minutes we’re legally allowed to leave”, giggling about it and all the bullshit. He did eventually show up, ten minutes into the class time. He looked haggard as fuck, sweating all over, hair messed up, beaten to hell and back. We stared at him and were about to ask what in the world happened to him when he stopped in front of his desk and smacked his bicycle helmet down on it.

His helmet had this odd discolored patch on it. Like, white against white, but … weird? It’s then that I realized his helmet didn’t have a discolored patch, it had a patch missing. A big chunk of his helmet had just been shaved away, the curve of the helmet gone and sanded flat by whatever it had been scraped against. And running through that patch, from one side of the helmet to the other, was this big crack, like the whole helmet had split like an eggshell.

Our teacher took a couple deep panting breaths and then told our class: “And this,” he took another deep breath, “is why you always wear your helmet”.

And that’s the story of how an entire class of middle school students took helmet-wearing very seriously for the rest of their lives.
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ourspecial:

blackfairypresident:

Y'all this old lady on Facebook got angry at me so she threatened to call my job and report my “rude” behavior to my boss. So she got my information from my page

SHE GONNA TRY TO CALL MR.KRABS ON ME YALL

SHE GONNA TRY TO CONTACT BIKINI BOTTOM

She is going to call a phone number and ask, “Is this the Krusty Krab?”

And the person who answered the phone will have a choice to make.
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coolcatgroup:

tangerinebonfire:

coolcatgroup:

BOX FOR PLAY

Look at this beautiful angel
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allthingschristmasandwinter:
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strawberrymentats:

It’s sad that toxic game culture is so prevalent cuz like. As someone who has ended up in random matches with kids before, I can attest to how fucking easy it is to reverse and un-teach shitty attitudes in kids.

Example: I downloaded Friday the 13th because it’s free on psn. I dunno how to play, so I just enter quick play and I’m matched with 3-4 kids on mic. Immediately on mic they’re shitty and disparaging to each other. They laugh at each others deaths, they actively work against team mates and self sabotage, they call each other “fags”, etc. From the sounds of the voices they cannot be older than 13-14.

I put on my mic and just decide I ain’t havin it. I am nice. I thank them for barricading doors or leaving me items. When they break free from Jason’s grasp I say “good job!” or I try to help them. One kid survived for most of the match by himself. When he dies, I tell him he did a fantastic job.

The mood shift is practically INSTANT. These kids almost immediately stop being dick heads. They start encouraging each other and being kind. After the match all of them try to friend request me. Which should tell you a couple of things:

A) kids want to be kind, and they want to have a nice time playing games. But encounters with adults like me or so rare that they’ve trained themselves to instantly put on a toxic, shitty, defensive veneer when encountering any new person online. It’s literally just THAT EASY to not groom a horrible gaming community, it’s just that NO ONE does it.

B) the speed of which they all tried to friend me was cute, but paints for me such a sad picture? Like these kids are SO desperate to find people to play with who aren’t crappy jerks. They played with me for 10 minutes TOPS and all instantly tried to reach out to me.

tl;dr: The kids are alright. Adults are shit heads.
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frozencranberries:

Emoji rating: Mermaid emoji

I actually really like her! Apple’s love of shading really makes her look 3D. The skin tone is very yellow, but there are other skin tone variations and the yellow makes the other colors pop. Her anatomy isn’t horribly botched, and I like that I can see individual scales. I love her hair. 10/10 a beautiful mermaid

One of her arms is way too long. There’s no way that seashell bra could ever stay up. Her tale has a border, but she doesn’t. Google’s simplistic style isn’t working. 5/10 I know you can do better

What happened to her? Very very angular. Not the smooth, sleek mermaid I wanted. Black border looks Bad. Boring color scheme. 2/10 very bland

Looks kind of like they traced apple’s emoji and made it more boring. Still, a good pose. That seashell bra still defies physics and looks hella uncomfortable. 7/10 mermaids need back support too

She’s very cute! Traditional color scheme, but not horrible! Could use more personality. Give her a better bra. 7/10

This is truly disgusting. Too simplistic. Tail looks limp and algae-covered. Is she okay? 3/10 bra design is ok and it’s still better tham Microsoft.

Now this is a MERMAID. I love the hair. She’s very dynamic. The end of the tail actually looks to be the right size, which I appreciate. There’s no horrible seashell bra! The only thing that’s a little bit weird is her eyes, which make her look very manevolent, but I am HERE for it. 11/10

This is an even worse bra offender. This mermaid looks like she’s trying to seduce an entire cruise ship. I appreciate the fact that she’s doing the traditional job, but did you have to make her sit like that? It bothers me. Mermaids don’t have asses. 5/10 decent design I guess

There’s a such thing as too much gradient. I feel like I’m in 2010. I like the pointy ears and the fact that she’s on a rock. 5/10.

0/10.
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diabeticlesbian:

Edie & Thea: A Very Long Engagement dir. Susan Muska and Gréta Ólafsdottir (2009)
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everythingfox:

me
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soundsof71:

amaskdescribingamask:

This is more punk than the whole of punk history.

I’ll tell you what’s ferocious. Freddie’s comeback to Sid calling him “Freddie Platinum” when they were recording down the hall from each other at London’s Wessex Studios (Queen for News of the World, Pistols for Bollocks).

Sid Vicious made the mistake one day of bursting into Queen’s control room and antagonizing their frontman. “Have you succeeded in bringing ballet to the masses, then?” he sneered. “Oh, yes, Simon Ferocious,” Mercury replied. “We’re trying our best, dear.”

Then, according to Queen biographer Daniel Nester, Freddie rose from his chair and began to playfully flick the safety pins displayed on the front of Sid’s leather jacket. “Tell me,” he asked, “did you arrange these pins just so?” When Sid stepped forward in an attempt to intimidate Freddie, the singer simply pushed him backwards and inquired, “What are you going to do about it?” Sid immediately backed down. [x]
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meanplastic:

I AM SCREAMING
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big-gay-mike:

tokoshi:

my therapist: so how are you doing today?

me:

Is your therapist washing you?
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run-every-nazi-out:

Jonathan Van Ness serving up some piping hot tea.
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gahdamnpunk:

ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾
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reioka:

hamotzi:

happy hanukkah!!!!

*gasp* hanukkats
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exemplarybehaviour:

wetfag:

221turtlesinthetardis:

Five asexuals are playing cards.

One starts to explain the rules:

I’d say no cheating, but there are already five aces at the table.

just a reminder that apparently anybody who isn’t ace cheats

this literally says the aces are cheating…………. because… you can’t have five aces in a deck………….it’s the Opposite of the second comment…
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drglovegood:

No one will suspect a thing…

Now available on Redbubble
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bunjywunjy:

stele3:

The witches have come to lay their claim.

a pair of mischievous goblins examine their new charge
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sociallyawkward18:

grandpaq:

1000watttwat:

tarynel:

Imagine being able to detach your titties before bed.. so you could actually sleep on your stomach. Lol

My dumb ass gon over sleep and forget my tiddies in the morning..

Keys … wallet… damn, my titties .

The perfect use of this damn gif 😂😂😂😂
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cincosechzehn:

yeah-yeah-beebiss-1:

therudecouture:

Gareth Pugh Spring 2019 Women’s collection

steal her look: persona 5 pause menu

@ren-amamiyaa
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