gravityeyelids | Nov. 23rd, 2018

Nov. 23rd, 2018

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off-with-the-faeries:

missfairyblossom:

The Kings Road, Ireland

Found on 500px.com

~Realm of the Fae~
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princetflor:

wellpardonme:

garaviel:

we-aim-to-misbehave:

ishtarelisheba:

stargogh:

ways to look more angelic:

carry flowers everywhere

pink or gold eye shadow

wear long ankle dresses

soft humming

have a pink glowy blush

wield a flaming sword

Be covered in eyes

three pairs of wings

Wheel

announce your arrival by screaming “FEAR NOT” everywhere you go
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dans-homosensual-agenda:

I’m a slut for sitting in comfortable silence while both of us do our own thing and occasionally show each other something dumb on our computers like that’s the good shit my dude.
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sageo-susu:
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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

mozziestiks:

TO ANY ASEXUAL FOLLOWERS I MAY HAVE

You’re really Aceing it

what a fantastic post
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cincosechzehn:

1. we don’t shop at any major corporations that advertise black friday sales
2. we openly disparage any corporation/large business that required retail staff to come in on thanksgiving/before black friday
3. we write to companies, tweet at their accounts, etc. that we are disappointed that they decided to open on black friday instead of giving their employees a day off or bonus pay for working those shifts
4. we go to small and local businesses instead that actually NEED to get back “in the black,” unlike corporations that could give everyone a paid day off that day and still make millions
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babyspicegf:

when ur reading fanfic and one character was cooking and the other comes up to them and they start making out and everyones like starting to take their shirts off and the author STILL hasnt mentioned anyone turning off the stove
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thespectacularspider-girl:

Apparently the person who created Bowsette has been freaking out how big she got and the response from Japanese Twitter is some of the most heart warming stuff I’ve ever seen. There’s hundreds of these but these are the best and that last one is amazing.
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jackthevulture:

wtfenris:

toboldlylesbian:

waitress assigned kin

As someone who’s worked in several cafes, I’m mad at how accurate this is.

I will forever remember the time my friend and I were out for chinese food. we got up to pay and I (the short one with bottom energy i guess?) revealed that I would be paying for the meal, and the elderly man at the counter just flat out said “Oh, YOU’RE the boss!”
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copperbadge:

metagorgon:

gasmaskaesthetic:

This is a blog about a zucchini grown on the International Space Station in 2012, written from the perspective of the zucchini. Enjoy.

https://blogs.nasa.gov/letters/2012/04/03/post_1333471169633/

My roots are not hermetically sealed in this bag, they have access to gas exchange with the cabin air. My roots are thus exposed in this transparent bag, naked to the universe. Embarrassed, it took me a few days to get over the idea that anyone can see my roots without any dirt covering them.

My gardener fusses with my leaves. I am not sure if I like that. I now have four and I do not quite understand why he behaves this way. He sticks his nose up against them. Does he take me for some sort of a handkerchief? Apparently he takes pleasure in my earthy green smell. There is nothing like the smell of living green in this forest of engineered machinery. I see the resultant smile. Maybe this is one of my roles as a crewmember on this expedition.

I have a call sign. I guess a call sign is a fighter pilot thing and was surprised that I could earn such a title. At first someone suggested “Four-Leaf”. I was a bit embarrassed when I heard this since I still only sport four leaves and feel a bit sensitive to this fact. My gardener intervened and said that would not do. He gave me my call sign – “Rose”.

My gardener made special arrangements for a two way video conference with a special Earth-flower. When all the arrangements had been made, he took me from my window and placed me center stage in front of the video camera. She was a very attractive flower all neatly dressed. He said to her, “I can not offer you much; I can only give you a space zucchini.” The image of my orange blossom was beamed across the void between spacecraft and Earth. Her heart melted. I felt as much a rose as any rose could ever be.

Behind this zucchini is a deeply frustrated romance novelist.
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cupboard-queen:

rogbert-table:

My left earbud BROKE which SUCKS because I listen to QUEEN.

easy come, easy go

little high, *disappointing silence*
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adhdalistair:

toastyhat:

picsthatmakeyougohmm:

hmmm
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disasterjones:

learning that Matthew Mercer used to draw porn of comic book characters for his friends to get Magic The Gathering money added 15 years to my life
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fierceawakening:

chubby-bunnies:

tasselfairy:

I wake up everyday and choose to be me 💖🌸🧡🌼💛🌿💚🦋💙🦄💜

somebody pls, whERE IS THIS DRESS FROM

op your hair is a gift from the heavens
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cutegirloftheday:

Cute girl of the day is Hee Jung Park!
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cutegirloftheday:

Cute girl of the day is Billie Piper!
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hoodclum:

when u got some opinions on things but ur deciding if its worth starting an argument over
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lifesgrandparade:

Imagine typing out this letter and not stopping halfway and thinking “Hmmm, this makes me sound like the worst human being in the world.”
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parskis:

Sonic said FUCK blue lives!!!
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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

marvelsdefenders:

Rosario Dawson and Laverne Cox for Harpers Bazar Magazine

So am I the only one who saw this and thought “Okay now give me a show where they are a Futch/Femme lesbian detective duo who solve crimes together”?
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cutegirloftheday:

Cute girl of the day is Herieth Paul!
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calligrafiti:

one-of-the-birds:

katsen13:

animalwoonz:

Instagram: @animalwoonz

He looks like he’s trying so hard to be a fearsome bird of prey and I’m so proud of him even if he wasn’t successful.

Tiny fluff ball of DEATH

He fierce!
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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

vo-kopen:

themightyglamazon:

brunhiddensmusings:

themerrywolf:

brunhiddensmusings:

myanacondadontexist:

kaleighbytheway:

tilthat:

TIL a 30-year-old elephant named Ben sought help at a safari lodge after being shot by poachers. The elephant waited patiently near the lodge for the 6 hours it took for a vet to fly in and dress his 3 bullet wounds.

via ift.tt

The fact he’s named kinda brushes over the fact this is a wild elephant. Born in the wild, raised in the wild, the only human interaction is watching the safaris. And after mean humans shot him, he decided the best course of action was to go visit the nice humans who just take pictures in hopes they’d help him. And then, even though they didn’t help him right away, he trusted that because they continued to be nice, he was safe, and they would help him.

also the people saw an elephant and were like “that’s a ben”

i hope he tells the other elephants where they can get help

@brunhiddensmusings

Actually, they do!

https://www.thedodo.com/elephants-travel-humans-help-1353631970.html

Orphans who were rescued, raised, and released by the David Sheldrick Wildlife Trust in Kenya have communicated that it is a place of safety to other elephants who’ve never even been there.

Injured animals will show up there when they have been harmed by poachers because they know it is a place where they can get help!

i am very glad elephants have a functioning yelp system

Heads up I love elephants

@jogress @thefingerfuckingfemalefury

<3 Elephants are Precious and Good! <3
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