nepptoon: who was the first person to write

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nepptoon:

who was the first person to write “tongues battling for dominance” and have they issued a public apology yet
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btw-im-really-a-robot: broodling: The most amazing part of...

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btw-im-really-a-robot:

broodling:

The most amazing part of this is that the cat is actually using it

@pancakeke
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rain-gem: forbiddencronch: What a wiggly strawberry macaroon...

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forbiddencronch:

What a wiggly strawberry macaroon !

I’m gonna cry
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notabadsport: No Noise November. everyone shut up

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notabadsport:

No Noise November. everyone shut up
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yuumei-art: I haven’t done the dishes in a week

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yuumei-art:

I haven’t done the dishes in a week and when I finally picked up the kitchen sponge I noticed that life… uh… finds a way…
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priestessamy: fifty-shadesofgay: midclown120boos: fuck...

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priestessamy:

fifty-shadesofgay:

midclown120boos:

fuck this

Job hunting is so depressing these days
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naamahdarling: citesareneeded: a very good bit from MBMBAM...

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citesareneeded:

a very good bit from MBMBAM episode 220

Transcript:

Justin: Beach tee shirts relax me now!

Griffin: We’re-

Justin: I don’t know what it is, I-

Griffin: We’re killing fashion, one shirt at a time. Take that.

Justin: I will, I - so, so sue me! It’s October in West Virginia, I’d like to live on island time for a day.

Griffin: You…

Justin: Cut me some slack.

Griffin: I have Spotify, open right now on my computer. Do you want me to blast you? [holding back laughter] Do you want me to put you on blast? ‘Cause I’ve got your history right here in the sidebar:

[Growing increasingly angry]

“Take It Back” by Jimmy Buffett,

“Nautical Wheelers” by Jimmy Buffett,

“Jolly Mon Sing” by Jimmy Buffett,

[Justin holding back laughter as Griffin continues]

“Steamer” by Jimmy Buffett!

“Treat Her Like a Lady” by Jimmy Buffett!

“Manana” by Jimmy Buffett!

“When Salome Plays the Drum” by James Buffett,

“Havana Daydreaming” [sic] by Jimmy Buffett. What the fuck happened to you?!

[Justin and Travis losing their shit]

Justin: I had a case of the Mondays!

Griffin: Are you haunted? Are you FUCKING POSSESSED? You used to be my BROTHER!

Justin: [holding back laughter] I had a case of the Mondays! I had those old Monday blues, and I was just trying to chase ‘em away!

Travis: I just want to remind people of the concept of the show, is that Justin makes up one third of the team, that feels qualified to tell other people how to live their lives-

Griffin: How to do fuck all!

[beat, quiet laughter and indiscernible chatter]

Griffin: [completely calm] You guys want a Ya- do you guys want a Yahoo?

Justin: [meekly] Sure.

YOU USED TO BE MY BROTHER
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titan-of-stone: preposterousw: into-the-sarchasm1: arianna738:...

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preposterousw:

into-the-sarchasm1:

arianna738:

My phone’s camera accidently started doing a vertical panorama. Decided to give it a go and got this really cool pic!

Dang

“Do you love the color of fire?”

Sometimes I forget everything is made from bits of stuff that the stars are made of, and this makes me feel warm inside.
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thefingerfuckingfemalefury: NOW KISS

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

NOW KISS
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scarlettrose6797: bubblycider: Stills from the except

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scarlettrose6797:

bubblycider:

Stills from the exceptional “acqua alta” (lit.“high water”), high tide in Venice 30/10/18

They all seem so chill about it
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xkcds: There were actually some good reasons for those laws, but...

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xkcds:

There were actually some good reasons for those laws, but IMO they now do more harm than good. Which raises a question: If there’s a ballot measure to strike them down, how can I resist the urge to take a picture of my “yes” vote?

Ballot Selfies [Explained]
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jakeperallta: this is so funny to me

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jakeperallta:

this is so funny to me
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timbllr: from weheartit

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timbllr:

from weheartit
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brownyer:

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brownyer:
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i-am-a-fish: i-am-a-fish: there’s a gay wizard

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i-am-a-fish:

i-am-a-fish:

there’s a gay wizard out there turning everyone gay

they don’t know any spells or anything they’re just. they’re so freakin HOT
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evilsupplyco: The weird, unsettling noise your home makes at night are the ghosts trying to tell you

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evilsupplyco:

The weird, unsettling noise your home makes at night are the ghosts trying to tell you that you are doing a good job and they are proud of you.
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shirazade:Keira Knightley photographed by Yelena Yemchuk

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shirazade:

Keira Knightley photographed by Yelena Yemchuk
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thymelord: me: immune system why do i have a feverimmune

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thymelord:

me: immune system why do i have a fever

immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!

me: 

immune system:

me: 

immune system:

me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long

immune system:
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