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avecesarial:
Shoutout to shannon for giving him the wrong number tho
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avecesarial:
Shoutout to shannon for giving him the wrong number tho
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witchoffires:
witchoffires:
witchoffires:
my little sister just found out at school that you can create a religion and wants me to help her turn Halloween into a year long religion. And i never knew i wanted this until now. We will be the Halloween Cult. I am so ready for this.
My sister came up with some cult rules.
Do not deny the spooky.
Be nice to children.
Don’t be pressuring others into the religion, if they don’t want to hear leave them alone.
Every second Wednesday of each month is Pumpkin Worship, that is when you eat pumpkin flavored things, carve pumpkins, or burn pumpkin spice scented candles. Just embrace the pumpkin.
Don’t be mean to other people for reasons they can’t control, but hey if they are doing it on purpose just to annoy you, destroy them.
No touch other people if they don’t want you to, this includes hair.
Halloween is a holy day, embrace it and become one with the spooky.
Costumes are an everyday thing, but sometimes it can be inappropriate, be aware of when to embrace the spooky and when to just be a little spooky.
Don’t let anyone tell you you can’t be spooky, and if they do tell you then they don’t know what they’re talking about. You can be all the spooky all you want.
Be nice to animals.
Be ready to help others when you can but still remember that you need to put your needs first.
You are spooky, you are amazing, you are fabulous. Say it.
idk but i think we need more, go ask you internet nerd friends.
can yall think of anything else?
OKay i asked her how one would join the cult and she said to light a jack-o-lantern on a full moon then yodel into the night for the pumpkin king and if he approves you, you will hear someone yell “stut the fuck up” then you are part of the cult.
have fun yodeling my friends
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witchoffires:
witchoffires:
witchoffires:
my little sister just found out at school that you can create a religion and wants me to help her turn Halloween into a year long religion. And i never knew i wanted this until now. We will be the Halloween Cult. I am so ready for this.
My sister came up with some cult rules.
Do not deny the spooky.
Be nice to children.
Don’t be pressuring others into the religion, if they don’t want to hear leave them alone.
Every second Wednesday of each month is Pumpkin Worship, that is when you eat pumpkin flavored things, carve pumpkins, or burn pumpkin spice scented candles. Just embrace the pumpkin.
Don’t be mean to other people for reasons they can’t control, but hey if they are doing it on purpose just to annoy you, destroy them.
No touch other people if they don’t want you to, this includes hair.
Halloween is a holy day, embrace it and become one with the spooky.
Costumes are an everyday thing, but sometimes it can be inappropriate, be aware of when to embrace the spooky and when to just be a little spooky.
Don’t let anyone tell you you can’t be spooky, and if they do tell you then they don’t know what they’re talking about. You can be all the spooky all you want.
Be nice to animals.
Be ready to help others when you can but still remember that you need to put your needs first.
You are spooky, you are amazing, you are fabulous. Say it.
idk but i think we need more, go ask you internet nerd friends.
can yall think of anything else?
OKay i asked her how one would join the cult and she said to light a jack-o-lantern on a full moon then yodel into the night for the pumpkin king and if he approves you, you will hear someone yell “stut the fuck up” then you are part of the cult.
have fun yodeling my friends
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pangur-and-grim:
pangur-and-grim:
pangur-and-grim:
honey sleep tight, you got a big storm coming
something appears to be happening
oh she’s just a witch now. I thought something more would happen, but she’s just become a witch. that’s all.
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pangur-and-grim:
pangur-and-grim:
pangur-and-grim:
honey sleep tight, you got a big storm coming
something appears to be happening
oh she’s just a witch now. I thought something more would happen, but she’s just become a witch. that’s all.
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muffinrag:
swingsetindecember:
hynpos:
and persephone is back to getting dicked down by hades in the underworld
bold of you to assume she’s not doing the dicking
“Hades is a bottom” is not the hot take I was expecting to see on my dash today, but I think it’s the one I needed
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muffinrag:
swingsetindecember:
hynpos:
and persephone is back to getting dicked down by hades in the underworld
bold of you to assume she’s not doing the dicking
“Hades is a bottom” is not the hot take I was expecting to see on my dash today, but I think it’s the one I needed
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Wow, tumblr, you really uh. You really did it there.
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Wow, tumblr, you really uh. You really did it there.
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piratical-princess:
I’ve just discovered my new favorite painter, Vittorio Reggianini - those smarter than myself probably already know of him as an Italian painter from the 1800s who made satin look even satiny-er than satin. I just cannot get over how much he loved painting women who were NOT. HAVING. A. MAN’S. SHIT.
But there was one hottie that everyone seemed to like, and I can’t blame them…
Vittorio knows what the ladies like.
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piratical-princess:
I’ve just discovered my new favorite painter, Vittorio Reggianini - those smarter than myself probably already know of him as an Italian painter from the 1800s who made satin look even satiny-er than satin. I just cannot get over how much he loved painting women who were NOT. HAVING. A. MAN’S. SHIT.
But there was one hottie that everyone seemed to like, and I can’t blame them…
Vittorio knows what the ladies like.
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randomitemdrop:
bunjywunjy:
psxgfx:
been wearing these all summer
*I bust into the roller rink, hootin and hollerin and trying to lasso the other patrons*
Item: Scootin’ Boots; when worn, treat as a continuous Burst of Speed spell, settin’ the wearer to movin’ quicker’n a chicken on a junebug, i tell you hwat
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randomitemdrop:
bunjywunjy:
psxgfx:
been wearing these all summer
*I bust into the roller rink, hootin and hollerin and trying to lasso the other patrons*
Item: Scootin’ Boots; when worn, treat as a continuous Burst of Speed spell, settin’ the wearer to movin’ quicker’n a chicken on a junebug, i tell you hwat
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alexschlitz:
wild how i never have time to draw now that i’m an art student. relatedly here are some critrole sketches from my lecture notes that i liked
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alexschlitz:
wild how i never have time to draw now that i’m an art student. relatedly here are some critrole sketches from my lecture notes that i liked
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tlbodine:
renthethief:
chemistry-checkmate:
nepetasfatcock:
2spookyasscrack:
onlylolgifs:
halloween costume
jESUS CHRIST THAT’S FUCKING TERRIFYING
Me on my way to steal yo man
YOU CAN KEEP HIM
It’s Jolene
I love everything about this.
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tlbodine:
renthethief:
chemistry-checkmate:
nepetasfatcock:
2spookyasscrack:
onlylolgifs:
halloween costume
jESUS CHRIST THAT’S FUCKING TERRIFYING
Me on my way to steal yo man
YOU CAN KEEP HIM
It’s Jolene
I love everything about this.
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rrnu:
Some of the sketches I did during Falkon.
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rrnu:
Some of the sketches I did during Falkon.
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catgirl9696:
uglyassbitch42:
elliehopaunt:
worth watching for the end
yo what tHE FUCK ¡
Interesting fact these two are playing but they are using play behaviors of their own species so they dont really “match up”!
Dog - is “bowing” and using open mouth “bites” as forms of play
“Play fight with me!”
Cat - is giving the little paw bats they use when playing with kittens
“Cute kittens get booped!”
They are both trying to engage the other in a playful way but not understanding the others responce.
The dog is like “you smack so no play? but not hard smack and no bad noise so not angry?”
The cat is like “why you jump around? open mouth but no chomp? no hiss so is okay?”
And then they sort of settle with a kind of communal grooming gesture they both understand!
Dog: no play? okay i lay… we calm now friend!
Cat: sad? no play? is ok i luv u weird kitten!
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catgirl9696:
uglyassbitch42:
elliehopaunt:
worth watching for the end
yo what tHE FUCK ¡
Interesting fact these two are playing but they are using play behaviors of their own species so they dont really “match up”!
Dog - is “bowing” and using open mouth “bites” as forms of play
“Play fight with me!”
Cat - is giving the little paw bats they use when playing with kittens
“Cute kittens get booped!”
They are both trying to engage the other in a playful way but not understanding the others responce.
The dog is like “you smack so no play? but not hard smack and no bad noise so not angry?”
The cat is like “why you jump around? open mouth but no chomp? no hiss so is okay?”
And then they sort of settle with a kind of communal grooming gesture they both understand!
Dog: no play? okay i lay… we calm now friend!
Cat: sad? no play? is ok i luv u weird kitten!
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claydols:
my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change
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claydols:
my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change
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captain-snark:
ohdionne:
So Minnesotans showed the fuck up tonight (like we do) - thousands in the street protesting tr*mp’s latest executive disorders. And guess what happened? The old proverb “What if an emergency vehicle needs to get where it’s going” came to life, and the sea went silent and parted to allow it through (swiftly…literally the truck was going about as fast as, if not faster than, it would have been if there had been cars it needed to go around).
Please share this. This was a rare occurrence where an emergency vehicle needed to go through the route of a protest, when usually they have predetermined alternative routes, and it went completely fine. Also for the love of god, have more respect for firefighters/EMTs…they know how to do their jobs. They’re ready for anything, including working around protests.
So folks can stop using that tired old argument now (not that it was ever backed up by sources anyway).
It’s almost as though these protesters who are protesting for human rights are decent human people.
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captain-snark:
ohdionne:
So Minnesotans showed the fuck up tonight (like we do) - thousands in the street protesting tr*mp’s latest executive disorders. And guess what happened? The old proverb “What if an emergency vehicle needs to get where it’s going” came to life, and the sea went silent and parted to allow it through (swiftly…literally the truck was going about as fast as, if not faster than, it would have been if there had been cars it needed to go around).
Please share this. This was a rare occurrence where an emergency vehicle needed to go through the route of a protest, when usually they have predetermined alternative routes, and it went completely fine. Also for the love of god, have more respect for firefighters/EMTs…they know how to do their jobs. They’re ready for anything, including working around protests.
So folks can stop using that tired old argument now (not that it was ever backed up by sources anyway).
It’s almost as though these protesters who are protesting for human rights are decent human people.
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prismatic-bell:
fuckyeahasexual:
enoughtohold:
michigander514:
laurdlannister-kingslayer:
caterpillaremoji:
tarynel:
If you ask someone to get tested before yall engage in sexual activities and they give you a rough time… fucking run. They can keep whatever they have to themselves.
this post is SOOOO ugly.
the only thing i’m running away from is ur HIV stigma honestly
good stay away
Wanting to avoid a disease that will ruin all future chances of having a healthy, physical relationship with someone or producing healthy children is stigma?
hi! i know this post is a bit old, but i have good news! people with HIV can absolutely have happy, healthy lives including sexual relationships with HIV-negative people.
people with HIV who are receiving successful treatment can keep their immune systems strong, and reduce the level of the virus in their blood so low it’s undetectable, which means they can’t transmit the virus! also, PrEP, or pre-exposure prophylaxis, is a medicine HIV-negative people can take to protect themselves from HIV, kind of like the birth control pill.
this way, it’s possible for someone with HIV to conceive a child through sex without transmitting HIV to either partner or baby! and we’ve known how to prevent transmission of HIV from mother to child through treatment for decades. in many places, like new york, it is now actually rare for babies to be born with HIV.
but all of these good things are harder to achieve when we let stigma and lack of information get in the way of prevention, testing, and treatment.
now you know!
The stigma of STDs must be challenged!
- Fae
Okay, here’s the thing, and I think y’all missed it:
Let me use myself as an example.
I have herpes simplex 2. That’s the one that gives you cold sores, and up to 80% of the global population has it. But, even though it’s not genital herpes, if you go down on somebody during an outbreak, they can get herpes 2 in their junk. And it’s nasty. The usual problem is “just” a cold sore, but during severe outbreaks–which can occur if, for example, you’re on antibiotics during an outbreak–you can develop sores on your lips, inside of your mouth, even in your throat. They break, they bleed, they ooze, it sucks. During my last major outbreak (so far my only major outbreak, thankfully) I ate nothing but lukewarm soup for a week.
So now let’s say I have a new partner, and I’m in what I think might be the starting stages of an outbreak. Because I am an honest person, and feel they have the right to informed consent, I’m going to ask if they get cold sores (if the answer is yes, they’re fine, because you can’t get herpes twice). If the answer is no, I’m going to tell them I have herpes 2, explain what that is, and suggest we cool it with the kissing and/or sexytimes until I’m not virus-shedding. And nobody has given me shit for this, ever. I’ve had a couple of people thank me for my honesty. That’s it.
But now let’s say I’m a total shitstain. I know I’m in an outbreak. And I do not tell my partner, and I go down on her. I have decided, for her, that for the rest of her life she should deal with occasional bouts of weeping sores, raw skin, and thick mucous crusts on/in/around her genitals and possibly on and in her mouth.
I’ve given her a lifelong disease. She had no chance to consent or even say “I am willing to take this risk.” Isn’t that basically a form of rape?
So if you ask someone for an STD test and they refuse, they are hiding something and you should run. If you ask for an STD test and they say okay, or just straight-up say “I can get tested to check my viral load but you should know I have HIV,” that person is a keeper. They will be honest with you about their health and yours. They probably have information on how to reduce your transmission risk even further, and will inform you and use that information. (Which doesn’t take the onus off you to do your own research, by the way, it just means you have a starting point.) And as noted above, if their viral load is undetectable, they can’t transmit! I wouldn’t start having regular condomless sex without guidance from a sexual health expert, but you really have very little to fear.
Don’t be afraid of the STD, or the honest person who has it. Be afraid of the person who refuses to disclose.
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prismatic-bell:
fuckyeahasexual:
enoughtohold:
michigander514:
laurdlannister-kingslayer:
caterpillaremoji:
tarynel:
If you ask someone to get tested before yall engage in sexual activities and they give you a rough time… fucking run. They can keep whatever they have to themselves.
this post is SOOOO ugly.
the only thing i’m running away from is ur HIV stigma honestly
good stay away
Wanting to avoid a disease that will ruin all future chances of having a healthy, physical relationship with someone or producing healthy children is stigma?
hi! i know this post is a bit old, but i have good news! people with HIV can absolutely have happy, healthy lives including sexual relationships with HIV-negative people.
people with HIV who are receiving successful treatment can keep their immune systems strong, and reduce the level of the virus in their blood so low it’s undetectable, which means they can’t transmit the virus! also, PrEP, or pre-exposure prophylaxis, is a medicine HIV-negative people can take to protect themselves from HIV, kind of like the birth control pill.
this way, it’s possible for someone with HIV to conceive a child through sex without transmitting HIV to either partner or baby! and we’ve known how to prevent transmission of HIV from mother to child through treatment for decades. in many places, like new york, it is now actually rare for babies to be born with HIV.
but all of these good things are harder to achieve when we let stigma and lack of information get in the way of prevention, testing, and treatment.
now you know!
The stigma of STDs must be challenged!
- Fae
Okay, here’s the thing, and I think y’all missed it:
Let me use myself as an example.
I have herpes simplex 2. That’s the one that gives you cold sores, and up to 80% of the global population has it. But, even though it’s not genital herpes, if you go down on somebody during an outbreak, they can get herpes 2 in their junk. And it’s nasty. The usual problem is “just” a cold sore, but during severe outbreaks–which can occur if, for example, you’re on antibiotics during an outbreak–you can develop sores on your lips, inside of your mouth, even in your throat. They break, they bleed, they ooze, it sucks. During my last major outbreak (so far my only major outbreak, thankfully) I ate nothing but lukewarm soup for a week.
So now let’s say I have a new partner, and I’m in what I think might be the starting stages of an outbreak. Because I am an honest person, and feel they have the right to informed consent, I’m going to ask if they get cold sores (if the answer is yes, they’re fine, because you can’t get herpes twice). If the answer is no, I’m going to tell them I have herpes 2, explain what that is, and suggest we cool it with the kissing and/or sexytimes until I’m not virus-shedding. And nobody has given me shit for this, ever. I’ve had a couple of people thank me for my honesty. That’s it.
But now let’s say I’m a total shitstain. I know I’m in an outbreak. And I do not tell my partner, and I go down on her. I have decided, for her, that for the rest of her life she should deal with occasional bouts of weeping sores, raw skin, and thick mucous crusts on/in/around her genitals and possibly on and in her mouth.
I’ve given her a lifelong disease. She had no chance to consent or even say “I am willing to take this risk.” Isn’t that basically a form of rape?
So if you ask someone for an STD test and they refuse, they are hiding something and you should run. If you ask for an STD test and they say okay, or just straight-up say “I can get tested to check my viral load but you should know I have HIV,” that person is a keeper. They will be honest with you about their health and yours. They probably have information on how to reduce your transmission risk even further, and will inform you and use that information. (Which doesn’t take the onus off you to do your own research, by the way, it just means you have a starting point.) And as noted above, if their viral load is undetectable, they can’t transmit! I wouldn’t start having regular condomless sex without guidance from a sexual health expert, but you really have very little to fear.
Don’t be afraid of the STD, or the honest person who has it. Be afraid of the person who refuses to disclose.
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coffeebuddha:
the most unstoppable force of nature is a cat that’s decided it wants to cuddle with you
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coffeebuddha:
the most unstoppable force of nature is a cat that’s decided it wants to cuddle with you
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kiaranator:
i was playing Animal Crossing w/ my Girlfriend a few days back and… let’s just say she’s still getting used to this game
i found 5 dead trees in her town
Press X for respect
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kiaranator:
i was playing Animal Crossing w/ my Girlfriend a few days back and… let’s just say she’s still getting used to this game
i found 5 dead trees in her town
Press X for respect
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prismatic-bell:
jokes-peralta:
congratulations to andy samberg and joanna newsom for being the most romantic people to have ever existed
So I looked it up, and am not at all surprised by what I found:
Andy Samberg is Jewish.
Why doesn’t this surprise me? Because what he’s describing is literally an ancient Jewish tradition.
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prismatic-bell:
jokes-peralta:
congratulations to andy samberg and joanna newsom for being the most romantic people to have ever existed
So I looked it up, and am not at all surprised by what I found:
Andy Samberg is Jewish.
Why doesn’t this surprise me? Because what he’s describing is literally an ancient Jewish tradition.
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shromo:
shromo:
Any other child shoved in a closet would have been crying and scared, but Havelock puts Emily Kaldwin in a closet and she’s just in there yelling “IF YOU DON’T LET ME OUT I’M GONNA FUCKIN’ GIVE YOU A TIME OUT.”
What a legend
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shromo:
shromo:
Any other child shoved in a closet would have been crying and scared, but Havelock puts Emily Kaldwin in a closet and she’s just in there yelling “IF YOU DON’T LET ME OUT I’M GONNA FUCKIN’ GIVE YOU A TIME OUT.”
What a legend
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sadrien-depreste:
me: *sees a small child*
me: i envy your young brain’s plasticity for natural language acquisition
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sadrien-depreste:
me: *sees a small child*
me: i envy your young brain’s plasticity for natural language acquisition
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thyrell:
natural–blues:
That’s actually a wise move that many people do practice. Don’t have enough job experience, but need it to get the job? Put yourself down as having had experience in a position in a company that is no longer in business, especially if it closed years ago. They literally have no way of verifying this (do not do this for chains wherein only the store closed, but not the chain). It’s a good way to fluff up your resume, just make sure you put down a position wherein you used skills you already have.
For instance, you can say you were a Personal Assistant – typing, data entry, responding to emails, taking phone calls.
Or you were an entry level cashier/customer service worker. Retraining is simple at that point.
Need brief training on that, so that you can say you literally were trained?
All for free, just sign up with Alison. Takes 2 seconds to login with your google account, and then you can take some open courseware. Open University is another good place to go for good business acumen courses.
Typing
Microsoft Excel
Basics of Customer Service
Microsoft Word
Human Resources Basics
Business Writing
Basic Business Internet
Acting like a Manager
Project Management
Quality Assurance
Basic Hospitality
Risk Management
Effective Business Communication
Google Apps for Business
Food Safety
Seriously, Alison is amazing. Most courses are only around an hour or so long, and you can say you have some knowledge or some experience in these things… because you do.
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thyrell:
natural–blues:
That’s actually a wise move that many people do practice. Don’t have enough job experience, but need it to get the job? Put yourself down as having had experience in a position in a company that is no longer in business, especially if it closed years ago. They literally have no way of verifying this (do not do this for chains wherein only the store closed, but not the chain). It’s a good way to fluff up your resume, just make sure you put down a position wherein you used skills you already have.
For instance, you can say you were a Personal Assistant – typing, data entry, responding to emails, taking phone calls.
Or you were an entry level cashier/customer service worker. Retraining is simple at that point.
Need brief training on that, so that you can say you literally were trained?
All for free, just sign up with Alison. Takes 2 seconds to login with your google account, and then you can take some open courseware. Open University is another good place to go for good business acumen courses.
Typing
Microsoft Excel
Basics of Customer Service
Microsoft Word
Human Resources Basics
Business Writing
Basic Business Internet
Acting like a Manager
Project Management
Quality Assurance
Basic Hospitality
Risk Management
Effective Business Communication
Google Apps for Business
Food Safety
Seriously, Alison is amazing. Most courses are only around an hour or so long, and you can say you have some knowledge or some experience in these things… because you do.
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chancethereaper:
wholesomepetmemes:
……they’re allowed……
Let them in
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chancethereaper:
wholesomepetmemes:
……they’re allowed……
Let them in
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theultravioletcatastrophe:
oregaymi:
mustlearntoadult:
gutmeats:
regretityet:
tifalockharts:
tifalockharts:
this article about some woman’s 21 y/o son coming home from school w/ a tattoo is THE funniest thing i have seen today
I’M SHRIEKING
You guys.
What the fuck
SOMEONE LINK THE ARTICLE
here’s the article lol
I am McFucking L O S I N G I T over how bad this article is
what is WRONG with this woman
GOLLY YOU DON’T FUCKING SAY
I can’t even screencap any more of this I’m gonna puke
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theultravioletcatastrophe:
oregaymi:
mustlearntoadult:
gutmeats:
regretityet:
tifalockharts:
tifalockharts:
this article about some woman’s 21 y/o son coming home from school w/ a tattoo is THE funniest thing i have seen today
I’M SHRIEKING
You guys.
What the fuck
SOMEONE LINK THE ARTICLE
here’s the article lol
I am McFucking L O S I N G I T over how bad this article is
what is WRONG with this woman
GOLLY YOU DON’T FUCKING SAY
I can’t even screencap any more of this I’m gonna puke
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kyuubinu:
ruby-white-rabbit:
ruby-white-rabbit:
So i went on a date to a haunted house and made friends with the girls behind us. As we’re going through, one of them is holding my hand and a guy leaps out and separates us. I panic as my date is pulling me along, I reach back for her and grab her hand in a group of three other performers and start getting out if there. After a bit I look back to check on her and I discover I’m holding the hand of a six foot tall zombie creature and not a 5'2" girl.
Cue the most terrifying realization of my life.
I had basically kidnapped this performer from his section and abandoned the girl and her friend behind us.
Yes, I screamed. My date thought it was Hilarious.
Yes, we found the girls. Turns out when I grabbed the performers hand, he grabbed theirs so our group wouldn’t be separated. So there was just this zombie in the middle of our group line for like fifty feet
This is like a Scooby Doo bit I love it
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kyuubinu:
ruby-white-rabbit:
ruby-white-rabbit:
So i went on a date to a haunted house and made friends with the girls behind us. As we’re going through, one of them is holding my hand and a guy leaps out and separates us. I panic as my date is pulling me along, I reach back for her and grab her hand in a group of three other performers and start getting out if there. After a bit I look back to check on her and I discover I’m holding the hand of a six foot tall zombie creature and not a 5'2" girl.
Cue the most terrifying realization of my life.
I had basically kidnapped this performer from his section and abandoned the girl and her friend behind us.
Yes, I screamed. My date thought it was Hilarious.
Yes, we found the girls. Turns out when I grabbed the performers hand, he grabbed theirs so our group wouldn’t be separated. So there was just this zombie in the middle of our group line for like fifty feet
This is like a Scooby Doo bit I love it
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I’ve been so bad at DOING things lately.
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I’ve been so bad at DOING things lately. Like… It’ll take me less than ten minutes to fold and put away my laundry. I moved months ago and I still have things in boxes. Just work on it for fifteen minutes, I tell myself every day, but then it feels impossible
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I’ve been so bad at DOING things lately. Like… It’ll take me less than ten minutes to fold and put away my laundry. I moved months ago and I still have things in boxes. Just work on it for fifteen minutes, I tell myself every day, but then it feels impossible
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parker-n-stark:
LITERALLY WHY IS JEFF GOLDBLUM AN INSTAGRAM THOT I DONTAJDLSJDLSLS
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parker-n-stark:
LITERALLY WHY IS JEFF GOLDBLUM AN INSTAGRAM THOT I DONTAJDLSJDLSLS
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thatonedumbredhead:
doodles-and-dragons:
probablyenchantedrpgideas:
cyberleg:
lesbiananabray:
lesbiananabray:
i saw hewwo in voice chat because
it either instantly aggros all allies or i get a returning chorus of “HEWWO??? AWE YOU THEWE?” from all cursed friends who are immune to the aggro effects of hewwo
either way it gets everyone’s attention immediately
“Hewwo?” Cantrip. Instant. Verbal component. Duration one minute, no concentration. Upon casting, everyone in hearing range rolls a will save. On a failed save they immediately become hostile to the caster. Anyone else with this cantrip does not need to make the save and can also cast Hewwo as a free action on everyone previously affected. Instead of repeating the will save, each person affected by the original Hewwo immediately gets advantage on melee attacks and strength checks, and disadvantage on concentration, ranged attacks, charisma checks, and dexterity checks for the duration.
hey..
bye
Alright, everyone, time to log off. We’ve reached the peak.
@jacksassypants
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thatonedumbredhead:
doodles-and-dragons:
probablyenchantedrpgideas:
cyberleg:
lesbiananabray:
lesbiananabray:
i saw hewwo in voice chat because
it either instantly aggros all allies or i get a returning chorus of “HEWWO??? AWE YOU THEWE?” from all cursed friends who are immune to the aggro effects of hewwo
either way it gets everyone’s attention immediately
“Hewwo?” Cantrip. Instant. Verbal component. Duration one minute, no concentration. Upon casting, everyone in hearing range rolls a will save. On a failed save they immediately become hostile to the caster. Anyone else with this cantrip does not need to make the save and can also cast Hewwo as a free action on everyone previously affected. Instead of repeating the will save, each person affected by the original Hewwo immediately gets advantage on melee attacks and strength checks, and disadvantage on concentration, ranged attacks, charisma checks, and dexterity checks for the duration.
hey..
bye
Alright, everyone, time to log off. We’ve reached the peak.
@jacksassypants
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