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aisarcher:
My brain: BE GAY, DO CRIMES!!!
My body: lie down…. eat pasta…… ,
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aisarcher:
My brain: BE GAY, DO CRIMES!!!
My body: lie down…. eat pasta…… ,
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Jul. 22nd, 2018
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catchymemes:
Heat index was 110 degrees so we offered him a cold drink. He went for a full body soak instead
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catchymemes:
Heat index was 110 degrees so we offered him a cold drink. He went for a full body soak instead
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genderqueergerudo:
witchlight-dnd:
this is the most realistic feature I’ve ever given a character
@daisydodaday
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genderqueergerudo:
witchlight-dnd:
this is the most realistic feature I’ve ever given a character
@daisydodaday
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mhalachai:
toevinter:
raggedjackscarlet:
thathopeyetlives:
Has there ever been freshwater mermaid discourse?
UMM :) :) :) SWEETIE :)
MER IS LITERALLY The FRencH word for SEA
UR
A
WATER NYMPH
~naiads don’t interact~
👏MERMAID 👏 IS 👏AN👏UMBRELLA👏TERM👏
in this house we support freshwater/marine solidarity!!!! freshwater entities are valid!!!
(also OP is a selkie but go off i guess)
this is brackish sea-witch erasure
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mhalachai:
toevinter:
raggedjackscarlet:
thathopeyetlives:
Has there ever been freshwater mermaid discourse?
UMM :) :) :) SWEETIE :)
MER IS LITERALLY The FRencH word for SEA
UR
A
WATER NYMPH
~naiads don’t interact~
👏MERMAID 👏 IS 👏AN👏UMBRELLA👏TERM👏
in this house we support freshwater/marine solidarity!!!! freshwater entities are valid!!!
(also OP is a selkie but go off i guess)
this is brackish sea-witch erasure
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airyairyquitecontrary:
chrryblssmninja:
ouijubell:
halftruthsandhyperbole:
Today I learned
Free Audiobooks and Ebooks on OVERDRIVE.
Free Graphic Novels (DC, Marvel, Image, etc), Music, TV shows, and music on HOOPLA.
Free music that you can KEEP on FREEGAL
You are PAYING for all this with your tax money - USE THEM. Most likely systems will have all 3 or 2 out of 3, so if you aren’t sure call your local library’s reference/information desk and how you can get set-up or started.
Not sure if these are US-only, but check your local library to see if they have any similar services
We have Overdrive with the public libraries here in Auckland. Don’t know about Hoopla.
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airyairyquitecontrary:
chrryblssmninja:
ouijubell:
halftruthsandhyperbole:
Today I learned
Free Audiobooks and Ebooks on OVERDRIVE.
Free Graphic Novels (DC, Marvel, Image, etc), Music, TV shows, and music on HOOPLA.
Free music that you can KEEP on FREEGAL
You are PAYING for all this with your tax money - USE THEM. Most likely systems will have all 3 or 2 out of 3, so if you aren’t sure call your local library’s reference/information desk and how you can get set-up or started.
Not sure if these are US-only, but check your local library to see if they have any similar services
We have Overdrive with the public libraries here in Auckland. Don’t know about Hoopla.
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girlrejectedgod:
picsthatmakeyougohmm:
hmmm
God same
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girlrejectedgod:
picsthatmakeyougohmm:
hmmm
God same
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viparious:
thisboyinabinder:
osterfields:
guys my mom’s new boyfriend is trying to be supportive of me being a trans guy and he said “i got you a gift, a boy gift”
it’s a mountain dew nascar trucker hat. i wanna scream, like it’s nice he got me a gift and it’s nice he’s trying but…. I wanna Sc r EAM
Guys drink MOUNTAIN DEW
And drive
N ASC AR
And wear
Tr u ck hA ts
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viparious:
thisboyinabinder:
osterfields:
guys my mom’s new boyfriend is trying to be supportive of me being a trans guy and he said “i got you a gift, a boy gift”
it’s a mountain dew nascar trucker hat. i wanna scream, like it’s nice he got me a gift and it’s nice he’s trying but…. I wanna Sc r EAM
Guys drink MOUNTAIN DEW
And drive
N ASC AR
And wear
Tr u ck hA ts
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Parked right in front of the CUTEST puppy today, who was having fun sniffing at the rain.
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Parked right in front of the CUTEST puppy today, who was having fun sniffing at the rain.
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froody:
froody:
Dad got me a 2008 Mini Cooper in kill bill yellow!!!!! I may get laid after all!
things this car came with:
Betty Boop sticker on the back.
3 (three) coconut air fresheners
A handy grocery crate
enough dog hair to knit a small sweater
assumptions I have made about the previous owner
she owns a lab
she is sporty
she’s a wild and fun gal (Betty Boop fans always are)
she owned this car for 10 years
get the vibe she was a school teacher
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froody:
froody:
Dad got me a 2008 Mini Cooper in kill bill yellow!!!!! I may get laid after all!
things this car came with:
Betty Boop sticker on the back.
3 (three) coconut air fresheners
A handy grocery crate
enough dog hair to knit a small sweater
assumptions I have made about the previous owner
she owns a lab
she is sporty
she’s a wild and fun gal (Betty Boop fans always are)
she owned this car for 10 years
get the vibe she was a school teacher
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saltanael:
discord friends can tell u that i’ve been borderline obsessed with this screenshot today. it’s… such a Mood. so here are some highlights.
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saltanael:
discord friends can tell u that i’ve been borderline obsessed with this screenshot today. it’s… such a Mood. so here are some highlights.
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laboradorescence:
thepurplegeologist:
thepioden:
terrible-tentacle-theatre:
bears-official:
terrible-tentacle-theatre:
Fun fact: the guys at our college’s geology department prop out the doors with their samples. I totally understand why but as someone whose work with samples is necessarily super delicate and sterile it fucks me up so bad
lol idk if you watch nautilus live at all but watching them process bio & geo samples side by side evokes exactly this Thing (the descriptions are gold too… “here are the 30 steps we use to preserve bio samples, and as for rocks, well, we let them dry, bag them, & put them in the Rock Box)
Good to know there’s enough Biologist Salt™ to go around
Paleontologists occupy a weird and highly uncomfortable slice of this Venn Diagram
in my own experience with geology most precautions with samples are to preserve the life and safety of the geologist, most of the rocks are fine.
i am continually reminded of one of my colleagues, who wanted to collect a sample of gypsum on a field excursion but was too lazy to take off his backpack and get his rock hammer. so he said “eh, it’s soft enough” just fucking punched the rock until a piece fell off like it was fucking minecraft
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laboradorescence:
thepurplegeologist:
thepioden:
terrible-tentacle-theatre:
bears-official:
terrible-tentacle-theatre:
Fun fact: the guys at our college’s geology department prop out the doors with their samples. I totally understand why but as someone whose work with samples is necessarily super delicate and sterile it fucks me up so bad
lol idk if you watch nautilus live at all but watching them process bio & geo samples side by side evokes exactly this Thing (the descriptions are gold too… “here are the 30 steps we use to preserve bio samples, and as for rocks, well, we let them dry, bag them, & put them in the Rock Box)
Good to know there’s enough Biologist Salt™ to go around
Paleontologists occupy a weird and highly uncomfortable slice of this Venn Diagram
in my own experience with geology most precautions with samples are to preserve the life and safety of the geologist, most of the rocks are fine.
i am continually reminded of one of my colleagues, who wanted to collect a sample of gypsum on a field excursion but was too lazy to take off his backpack and get his rock hammer. so he said “eh, it’s soft enough” just fucking punched the rock until a piece fell off like it was fucking minecraft
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the-gayest-dovah:
clexa-pick-up-lines:
gracewileysmith:
I once watched a woman pop off all 10 of her press-on nails into the trash before walking into a lesbian bar
chaotic neutral
Iconic
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the-gayest-dovah:
clexa-pick-up-lines:
gracewileysmith:
I once watched a woman pop off all 10 of her press-on nails into the trash before walking into a lesbian bar
chaotic neutral
Iconic
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lesbianbritneyspears:
not everything is discourse sometimes people just are allowed to say things
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lesbianbritneyspears:
not everything is discourse sometimes people just are allowed to say things
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leader-of-pen15:
Top 4 games in the tags???
Whether they’re games that consumed you, got you in to gaming, or are just your favorites.
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leader-of-pen15:
Top 4 games in the tags???
Whether they’re games that consumed you, got you in to gaming, or are just your favorites.
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outlandishreads:
im a simple girl.. i see book, i buy book, i let book sit on my shelf for months unread
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outlandishreads:
im a simple girl.. i see book, i buy book, i let book sit on my shelf for months unread
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spottytonguedog:
sympathizewithlinus:
pointedahead:
This is ridiculous.
This👏🏼 was👏🏼 a👏🏼 joke.👏🏼 KIKÉ HERNANDEZ SET UP THIS PICTURE AND POSTED IT ON HIS TWITTER HIMSELF to make fun of how short he is. Literally the opposite of fragile masculinity. Everyone stop ruining his good name he is the sweetest goofball in all of baseball he deserves better I love him.
Sharing for context. I pretty much figured there was a joke here or you wouldn’t see the bucket.
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spottytonguedog:
sympathizewithlinus:
pointedahead:
This is ridiculous.
This👏🏼 was👏🏼 a👏🏼 joke.👏🏼 KIKÉ HERNANDEZ SET UP THIS PICTURE AND POSTED IT ON HIS TWITTER HIMSELF to make fun of how short he is. Literally the opposite of fragile masculinity. Everyone stop ruining his good name he is the sweetest goofball in all of baseball he deserves better I love him.
Sharing for context. I pretty much figured there was a joke here or you wouldn’t see the bucket.
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