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Jun. 23rd, 2018
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kvothbloodless:
bumblebeebats:
It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek. Accio? Literally “I summon.” Lumos? Fucking “light.” Expelliarmus? Expel weapon!! Ooooh I wonder what Levicorpus does– you Dumb Ass Bastard. You ILLITERATE. It’s called Levicorpus, it lifts someone’s body, it LEVIES your goddamn CORPUS-
Hermione ghost wrote this
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kvothbloodless:
bumblebeebats:
It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek. Accio? Literally “I summon.” Lumos? Fucking “light.” Expelliarmus? Expel weapon!! Ooooh I wonder what Levicorpus does– you Dumb Ass Bastard. You ILLITERATE. It’s called Levicorpus, it lifts someone’s body, it LEVIES your goddamn CORPUS-
Hermione ghost wrote this
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phantomrose96:
phantomrose96:
phantomrose96:
phantomrose96:
phantomrose96:
phantomrose96:
phantomrose96:
phantomrose96:
phantomrose96:
Dog breeds are all just…. fan content that humans made of God’s ‘The Wolf’
Chihuahuas are just…. Wolf Chibis
Border Collies are Farm AU
Huskies respect canon a lot but like… goofier
Visual Shitpost
Borzoi:
Anime Proportion
Anime style
Curvy
Very Long Leggy
Alien Face
Very Skinny
Very Tol
Wild Hair
Tail Sometimes
God: “Is that supposed to be a wolf?”
Human, holding a dachshund: “It’s just my style.”
In 2037 God sues us for copyright
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phantomrose96:
phantomrose96:
phantomrose96:
phantomrose96:
phantomrose96:
phantomrose96:
phantomrose96:
phantomrose96:
phantomrose96:
Dog breeds are all just…. fan content that humans made of God’s ‘The Wolf’
Chihuahuas are just…. Wolf Chibis
Border Collies are Farm AU
Huskies respect canon a lot but like… goofier
Visual Shitpost
Borzoi:
Anime Proportion
Anime style
Curvy
Very Long Leggy
Alien Face
Very Skinny
Very Tol
Wild Hair
Tail Sometimes
God: “Is that supposed to be a wolf?”
Human, holding a dachshund: “It’s just my style.”
In 2037 God sues us for copyright
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peteseeger:
lord-kitschener:
Horses are big but they’re huge wussies and most of them are friendly to humans, they’re not as spooky as tumblr makes them seem
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peteseeger:
lord-kitschener:
Horses are big but they’re huge wussies and most of them are friendly to humans, they’re not as spooky as tumblr makes them seem
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surprisebitch:
tinderventure:
Suffocate
this has the same chaotic energy as “then perish”
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surprisebitch:
tinderventure:
Suffocate
this has the same chaotic energy as “then perish”
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stephrc79:
riverofwhispers:
iverbz:
dipsetflag:
iverbz:
i sleep nude because if someone ever breaks into my house they gotta fight me while im naked and i dare you to try and swing on a nigga when his dick is out
You are grade A guarenteed to get yourself hurt with this mindset? You think I’m afraid to grab a dick and yank it, bruh? You think I won’t get my hands dirty on your dick in order to end you? You got the wrong one, man—and your ass better hope I don’t have a knife.
Okay weirdly this exact situation has happened to me. It was summer so I was sleeping naked, but then I heard the lock on the front door being opened. I thought someone was breaking into my house and I had enough time to either grab my sword or my nightgown, not both.
Two things I learned.
One, sometimes apartment complexes will flat out forget to tell you they’re sending someone over from the fire department to check your fire extinguishers.
Two, no matter how bad ass a person thinks they are, a naked person swinging a sword at them will knock them off balance both physically and mentally.
However, the fireman was very nice about it and accepted my apology.
didn’t think it could get any better, yet here we are
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stephrc79:
riverofwhispers:
iverbz:
dipsetflag:
iverbz:
i sleep nude because if someone ever breaks into my house they gotta fight me while im naked and i dare you to try and swing on a nigga when his dick is out
You are grade A guarenteed to get yourself hurt with this mindset? You think I’m afraid to grab a dick and yank it, bruh? You think I won’t get my hands dirty on your dick in order to end you? You got the wrong one, man—and your ass better hope I don’t have a knife.
Okay weirdly this exact situation has happened to me. It was summer so I was sleeping naked, but then I heard the lock on the front door being opened. I thought someone was breaking into my house and I had enough time to either grab my sword or my nightgown, not both.
Two things I learned.
One, sometimes apartment complexes will flat out forget to tell you they’re sending someone over from the fire department to check your fire extinguishers.
Two, no matter how bad ass a person thinks they are, a naked person swinging a sword at them will knock them off balance both physically and mentally.
However, the fireman was very nice about it and accepted my apology.
didn’t think it could get any better, yet here we are
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toucherdesyeux:
Violet Vanbrugh as Lady Macbeth
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toucherdesyeux:
Violet Vanbrugh as Lady Macbeth
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sonamaeam:
nehirose:
absinthecocktail:
…I just woke up from a dream in which there was an app that notified you when nearby LARPs needed an NPC, and you could, like, go pretend to be a surly shopkeeper or whatever and get paid, like, $10 for it.
damn now i want this to be an actual thing.
Sign me the fuck up to sell used goods from Orsamar,
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sonamaeam:
nehirose:
absinthecocktail:
…I just woke up from a dream in which there was an app that notified you when nearby LARPs needed an NPC, and you could, like, go pretend to be a surly shopkeeper or whatever and get paid, like, $10 for it.
damn now i want this to be an actual thing.
Sign me the fuck up to sell used goods from Orsamar,
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