gravityeyelids | Jun. 20th, 2018

Jun. 20th, 2018

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antodemico:

Muun gave me the idea to make a greek chariot racer D.va and I had to do it. I thought it would fit her whole theme so well and I could see her praying to Winged Victory Mercy for a win on the races. It was a ton of fun working the horses on her mech design without altering the silhouette too much,
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kryallaorchid:

pg-chan:

amalgamasreal:

trilllizard666:

daisenseiben:

mother-teresa-with-a-dick:

turbovirginbonerlord:

OP forgot the best part

did he try to stab her?

No, he was trying to cut off his pinkie finger as an apology.

The running joke of the manga is that he used to be a high-ranking yakuza enforcer who’s having trouble adapting to civilian life. Hence her shocked face when she saw the decorations and the creepy way he sang “Happy Birthday”; it’s a traditional birthday celebration for your oyabun, not your wife.

oh my god, i just realized, this means he sees her

AS THE BOSS IN THE RELATIONSHIP

He see’s her as his direct boss, but the group’s head is the Women’s Association Chairwoman:

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS

I NEED TO OWN ALL OF IT IMMEDIATELY

EDIT: It’s called Gokushufudou: The Way of the House Husband. It currently has not been picked up in overseas print, you can only read it through translation manga websites.

*gaaaaasp*

I’m gonna read it! It looks amazing!
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wizardtwins:

if you’ve ever wanted to buy TAZ music and haven’t yet, now is the time!!!!

https://www.raicestexas.org/about/https://griffinmcelroy.bandcamp.com/
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crescenteluce:

rhymewithrachel:

thecastingcircle:

rhymewithrachel:

there’s a special place in my heart for tabloids that are straight up slander

It all makes sense now… Iron Man and Spiderman both have the same last name…….

the proof is out there

Rhodes tells all is my absolute fave part bci love the idea of rhodey eating a pizza on the couch in avengers tower, taking revenge on tony for screwing with his suit, TMZ on speaker, going: ‘ya, the kid’s his son [chewing] who’s the mother? [more chewing] uhhh black widow [chewing] they’re both spiders, you see. [taking a sip from his soda] why it didn’t work out? well, tony cheated on her with uhhh [steve walks in, waves at rhodey] with captain america. yeah it was very bad for team morale.’
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greathaircut:

if i was a criminal i would do all my crimes on a scooter so the police would only see one footprint every few meters and theyd look for a one-legged man with powerful jumping muscles instead of me
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kimbus-the-whimbus:

sindri42:

mixingmetaphorsoup:

kyraneko:

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

k-lionheart:

bborzoi:

you know what trope pisses me off the most? when the protag is pointing a gun at somebody and they’re like “you won’t do it. you’re too good” and the person holding the gun is like oh shit i am and they slowly lower the gun while the other person laughs. WHAT THE FUCK. if i were there, and somebody told me “you won’t do it” i would immediately shoot them dead without hesitating. who are you to tell me what i wont do. musty bitch

Keep in mind that there is almost always a third option, most especially when the person talking is vague about what, precisely, it is that you “won’t do.”

If it’s noodles, pour them on your sister instead of on her computer, or if the noodles are quite hot, pour them on her pillow or in a great spattering arc around her room.

If you have a supervillain at gunpoint and *they* say you’re “too good” and “won’t do it,” shoot them in the leg/foot or the shoulder. The former allows them to think they’re right while you lower the gun only to be confronted with sudden understanding and regret when you blow their metatarsals to kingdom come, while the latter is instant and avoids giving them even a moment’s satisfaction or any time to charge you while you’re lowering the gun to shoot them in the leg.

Door Number Three usually exists and is often your friend. Endeavor to cultivate awareness thereof.

Ethical dillemas are rarely reducible down to a clear binary.

Any time somebody presents you with only two options, they’re trying to prevent you from taking the obvious third choice. Villain gives you a choice between killing him in cold blood or letting him go? No, both of those are the wrong answer, you blow his fucking kneecaps off without any hesitation.

^^^^^^
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onsrah:

so I saw black panther and decided to draw lupita instead of doing my Econ homework ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

made with iPad and procreate
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ac-fairytail:

imsoshive:

Know the difference

:))))))
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tigerator:

tigerator:

tigerator:

tigerator:

tigerator:

tigerator:

tigerator:

tigerator:

i’m about to get banned from this splatoon discord because i can’t resist fucking with this dude who’s getting pissy over capitalising the G in goku
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smuganimebitch:

tumblr talks a big game about monster fucking but you guys see one velociraptor blowjob and suddenly you’re all clutching your pearls and fainting
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mineyoung-churyuu:

hubriscomplex:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

8ddict:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

captainlordauditor:

some iconic dialogue that sounds like its from the great canon of literature but are actually from memes

I will face God and walk backwards into Hell

“I’ll do whatever you want” “then perish”

I have been through hell and come out singing

feel free to add more!

There are no gods here

Do I look like the kind of man who dies

God’s dead and soon we will be too

I thought there were no heroes left in this world

• you kneel before my throne unaware that it was built on lies

Impudent of you to assume I will meet a mortal end

This is hell’s territory and I am beholden to no gods

Bury me shallow, I’ll be back

- take this gift, for the gods surely won’t

God wishes he were me

One day, you will be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe, and you will have to justify the space you’ve filled
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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

captainmarvels:

marvel ladies + sass 💅
(part II)

YES GOOD

Negasonic Teenage Warhead is everything I want in my Future Daughter

Smol gay goth superhero who just has no time for the worlds shit
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alisa-aydin:

The ocean is scary.

● Twitter/Insta
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luidilovins:

spreezpz:

spreezpz:

Therapists are just…. Common sense filters

Me: yeah so I just don’t have the energy to get up and make myself a sandwich or wait for something to cook so I just. Don’t

Her: why don’t you just eat the sandwich components without putting them together

Me:

Her: you can just eat a handful of cheese and some sandwich meat. You don’t have to make a sandwich.

Me:

Me: what

You dont have to make the sandwitch
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