prison-mikes-bandana:Proof that Chris hemsworth like all the...

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prison-mikes-bandana:

Proof that Chris hemsworth like all the actors in the avengers movies is literally a child. Part 2
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50feetwoman: This is what happens when you’re a

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This is what happens when you’re a vampire. You have to watch everyone die. Your mother and father. All your friends. Sometimes brutal, like slipping and falling onto a giant spike. Or falling asleep in an autumn pile of leaves and having some of them block your windpipe. Or making the simple mistake of fashioning a mask out of crackers and being attacked by ducks, geese, swans.

What We Do In The Shadows (2014) dir.Taika Waititi
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bi-trans-alliance: @ the person who sent us they

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@ the person who sent us they were ‘tired of these damn pride parades’ 

too bad  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 🌈
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baseballmurderparty: Me: sees something funny on the internet Me:

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Me: sees something funny on the internet

Me:
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thepokeymansproject: VERY POORLY IS WHAT THE POKEYMANS

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VERY POORLY IS WHAT THE POKEYMANS PROJECT IS ALL ABOUT

…

Okay this one requires some buildup because I am actually appalled at myself, frightened, and crying with laughter right now. Let’s go through this step by step.

A guy standing backward, huh? I can do that. Here we go. Hmm. But you can’t really tell he’s facing backwards.

There we go.

Now some antenna, eh?

But one of them is a…mouth?

oh no

Jesus christ 

This can’t possibly be right. This is something straight out of my nightmares.

hammer pants why is this happening

Well I guess this is done, let’s see what the real one looks like…

YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME
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anarcho-kaibaism: narwhaled: lo-kaia: hallucin8: Dirty talk but you both use your customer...

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narwhaled:

lo-kaia:

hallucin8:

Dirty talk but you both use your customer service voice

Thanks I hate it

@anarcho-kaibaism Hi! Welcome to this Phat Pussi! what can I get to start for you?

Thank you for calling network operations with Walmart. I need you to go ahead and move your legs to wrap around my head and carefully adjust your panties.
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anotherstarseed: “You fool! In this corrupt and

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anotherstarseed:

“You fool! In this corrupt and broken world, there’s nothing to believe in!”

- “No! I believe in it!”
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acoolguy: acoolguy: you know for guys who always complain about women not wanting to be around...

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acoolguy:

you know for guys who always complain about women not wanting to be around them, gamers really hate to see women in or near their precious video games

gamer: god i wish a girl would talk to me

gamer after noticing a girl joined his team chat: what things can i yell to make her leave as quickly as possible?
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cantcontrolthegay:*gets hit with feelings i thought i

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cantcontrolthegay:

*gets hit with feelings i thought i was over with* mmm i see that we’re recycling now
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scottishstraight:Black British Longhair kitten!

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Black British Longhair kitten!
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