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Masha The Hero

They forgot the part where the ambulance actually stopped to let the cat in

oh good I was worried

What a good cat. What a kind cat. How can anyone not love cats they are so good and loving.

they also forgot the part where they only found the baby because masha was screaming her head off bc she knew this baby was in danger. she went around outside the alley the next morning and yelled at passerby until she got one to follow her to the baby. she kept him warm all night and then made sure someone found him. she was adopted after this bc she was a stray and is in a loving home and is a hero

Hero cat

Thank you, Masha, you’re such a good girl.
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[singular] y’all

[plural] all y’all

3. [alternate plural] all'a y'all

4. [possessive pronoun] y’all’s
5. [future tense] y’all’ll
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When your favorite NPC is not romanceable and you have to just stare at them like
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in the makeup aisle

Rational brain: Not only do I not wear nail polish, but even when I did, I only ever wore black and just hoarded the other 20 colors I owned without using them. It’s a complete waste of money to buy any

Crow brain: Buy pretty shiny, bring home put in nest
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The story of how I thought pumpkins worked as a child can confirm that pumpkins work as a pumpkin grower
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the greatest plan in history
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UPDATE: Jeremy purchased black hair dye from Amazon before leaving home, but no one knows if he had the chance to use it before leaving, or even if he used it after. But it’s the only new clue so far since Saturday. Please continue to share if you’re able. Thanks.

Hey tumblr, we need your help finding a queer youth.

Jeremy Star Negrelli is 17 years old, and lives in Highland Heights, Ohio. Jeremy is about 5’5, 100 lbs., and was last seen late Saturday night, May 5, 2018, after getting home from work.

Jeremy left home with his phone, laptop, and tortoise shell cat in the photos above. There has been no activity on Jeremy’s phone or bank account since Saturday.

Jeremy may be trying to get to Canada to meet a man he has been in contact with. Police and Jeremy’s family have absolutely no information on this person.

Queer youth are among the highest risk groups for homelessness, runaways, and exploitation from traffickers.

If you have any information that could bring Jeremy to safety, please contact Highland Heights detectives at 440-442-1221, the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children at 1-800-843-5678, or 911.

Please share. Thank you.

hey everyone. can y’all share this please. this is a friend of a friend and they still haven’t heard from him. it’ll be a week on sat since he disappeared, so the more eyes on this the better. you might not live in ohio or canada, but someone who follows you might, and may be able to help.

Signal boost. Please reblog.
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the new batch of love for john mulaney here on tumblr has got me thinking how critical costume design is once again. john mulaney is a good comedian, but so much of his power comes from how his humor plays off how he’s dressed. we don’t expect a man dressed like a 1960s news announcer, all clean scrubbed and tight-wound professional, to describe in minute detail the visit where a doctor shoved a hand up his ass. imagine any iconic john mulaney set but given in jeans and a t-shirt, and is it as funny? i don’t think so. his humor spreads like wildfire on this website because the image of a man in a buttoned-up shirt and a tie and slicked back hair with fairly narrow lapels on his three-piece suit is fucking hysterical when paired with “years later I’d be in college about to go down on some rockin’ twink and i’d be like what would leonard bernstein do”
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who was the fool who was tasked with naming the galaxy and the only adjective they could think of was ‘mmmmmmmmmmmmilky…’

scientist: (gazing up at space) scientist: ……….. it sure is a milky boy 

NO

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

ASTRONOMERS ARE THE SHITTIEST EVER AT NAMING THINGS I KID YOU NOT.

When it came time to name the two theoretical particle types that might be dark matter THEY INTENTIONALLY CHOSE THE NAMES SO THAT THE ACRONYMS WOULD SPELL “WIMPS” AND “MACHOS” I SHIT YOU NOT

THEY ARE FUCKING TERRIBLE AT NAMING ANYTHING

I just listened to a talk by Neil deGrasse Tyson himself LAST NIGHT and he went on about this more than once.

“I’m walking down the street and I’m like ‘ooh pretty rock…’ and some Geologist is like ‘actually, that’s anorthosite feldspar’ and I’m like ‘Nevermind, I don’t want it anymore.’ Any biologists in the audience? [some clapping] Yeah, you know what I’m talking about. The most important molecule in the human body, what did you name it? It has NINE SYLLABLES and it’s so long that even YOU GUYS abbreviate it as ‘DNA’!

But astrophysicists and astronomers? No, man, we call it like we see it. Star made of neutrons? NEUTRON STAR. Small white star? WHITE DWARF. You know that big red spot on Jupiter? Know what we called it? JUPITER’S RED SPOT.”

okay i’m glad you mentioned the biologist nonsense bc their naming methods are the bane of my existence

I see your astrophysicists-are-shit-at-names and raise you Marine-Biologists-Are-Fucking-Maniacs.

See this beautiful creature?

It’s a carnivorous deep-sea sponge that lives off of Easter Island and never sees the light of day, as it’s about 9000 feet down. Those delicate-looking orbs are covered in millions of tiny hooked spines, which latch onto anything unfortunate enough to bump into it, and hold it in place as it is digested alive by the sponge’s skin.  Amazing, beautiful and profoundly creepy.  They could have given it so many cool names.  Could have drawn on mythology (I think Scylla would have been an appropriate reference), the region it was found in, the textured skin, PHAGOCYTOSIS, anything!  

You wanna know what they called it?

PING-PONG TREE SPONGE.

Good job, marine biologists.

Nothing will ever beat the scientific name of the Western lowland gorilla, Gorilla gorilla gorilla.
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sorry not sorry
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