gravityeyelids | Apr. 11th, 2018

Apr. 11th, 2018

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firesigh:

the great thing about having a tumblr is u never have to watch an awards show on tv bc all 150 of your mutuals are watching it and are not quiet ever
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bipeoplearentyourpawns:

fatfae:

gwendolynroselives:

@ all my vampire friends who worry they aren’t “real vampires”: you are vlad

This sounds suspiciously aphobic or possibly terfy

are you aware that you are responsible for the funniest post on this site
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pevilsdaradise:

persephonegoddessoftheunderworld:

1. Vaginal discharge is normal
2. Wearing panty liners 24/7 is not necessary
3. Vaginas are acidic enough to BLEACH fabric, hence the discoloration of underwear
4. Longer labias are more normal than smaller ones (but both are fine)
5. It is not safe for vaginas to smell like sunshine and flowers so quit expecting it to
6. Having sex has no correlation of how “tight” your vagina is
7. Yeast infections are COMMON

In case any of you ladies are feeling a little self conscious
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cainternn:

language! (x)
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akissfromblue replied to your photoset “I’M ALLERGIC”

I was scrolling and forgot you cut your hair and was just like FUCK THIS PERSON IS PRETTY AND THIS CAT IS SO CUTE and then it was YOU

omg you are wonderful and I love this
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kingwildex:

habeesha:

please keep me in your prayers guys, nothing happened i just want a fatter ass😔
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idleminds:

Sweet Bean あん (2015)
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babyanimalgifs:

snaps
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electra-descending:

tilthat:

TIL During Cleopatra’s reign, she would soak the sails of her ships in perfume so the scent would drift to Rome before her arrival

via reddit.com

Ultra High Femme move.
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“why hate on other girls when u can tell them how pretty their hair is or how bomb their highlight is and watch their face light up”

- @sexual-texts (via sexual-texts)

<3
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roguewen:

roguewen:

babbygorl:

babbygorl:

I met Travis McElroy today and he. Is. Small. Like so much smaller than you could imagine. He’s about 5'7" and it. Is. Shocking. He’s so small.

So incredibly small.

With a strong handshake and a tiny body and a big ol’ soul.

The best part about this post is going through the tags of people who’ve reblogged this. Everyone has the same exact reaction and that’s “I thought he was going to be 8'3” and he’s the size of my grandma".

I raise the following: if Travis is this tiny, then how tiny is Griffin?

my god. we were never meant to know this.

MORE BAD NEWS, Y’ALL:

CLINT’S THE SAME FUCKING HEIGHT.
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pocblog:

Bonus:
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marsincharge:

hundondestiny:

marsincharge:

This is gonna be hard for a lot of people to hear but uhhh…when you blow your friends off continuously, they reserve the right to get annoyed with you, even when it’s because you’re Sad™️.

Yeah, the issue becomes “why do you keep making plans when you know you’re not going to keep them?“

It’s your responsibility to manage your feelings, not other people. If you know you’re not in a stable mind, don’t make plans, or at least keep things to a “I’m not sure how I’ll be feeling but I’ll try and make it if I can!”

And if you know you aren’t typically going to have the energy to go out-out, suggest something that’s more your speed. I’m not huge on clubbing, but my friends will usually be down to have a kickback with movies and weed when we all have time—that’s much easier for me to handle emotionally and energy-wise, and it still gives us a fun time together.

it’s not that difficult if you get out of that “well i’m DEPRESSED so you can’t judge me” kind of mindset. people ought to be respectful, but their feelings don’t have to fall behind yours.

Thank you for elaborating on my point so eloquently.
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closet-keys:

just in case any transmisogynists are trying to co-opt this music, it’s important to know that these two women value their trans sisters
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idrathergoforgirls:

👭
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fauxboy:

biolola:

Succulents grown into the shape of a Chameleon, Montreal Botanical Garden..

THATS SO FUCKIN COOL GET OUTTA MY FACEEEEE
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twosideman:

deloriabvtch:

deloriabvtch:

pondwitch:

pondwitch:

a fallout mod that makes the player bark the exact phrases displayed on the dialogue menu instead of a line based on them

piper: How about you, huh? Do you support the news?

Sole: HATE NEWSPAPERS

Sole: SARCASTIC

when sole wants to romance a companion and they just scream “FLIRT”

Now I know I am in the wrong timeline
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vaporweird:

axelesbian:

beachdeath:

i’ve been spending more time on twitter lately which means seeing new and spicy types of discourse, and the latest trend is arguing that “homophobia” is problematic because it’s ableist toward people with clinical phobias, and the substitute word on offer is “queermisia.”

i said that shit out loud and my furniture started floating
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dykealectics:

Mark Zuckerberg is a despicable misogynist and a capitalist pig who sells all of our private information, and is responsible for selling that to the people who used it to ensure the election of a crypto-fascist president, but this site reaaaally needs to stop with the “secretly inhuman / alien / lizard person” jokes because he is jewish and that shit comes DIRECTLY from literal antisemitic conspiracies started and propogated by genuine neo-nazis so why is it so hard to just not do that?
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doriangraydidnotsay:

To be honest Dorian Gray wasn’t evil or anything he was just a normal twink.
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sadhipstercat:

sadhipstercat:

New d&d dice proposal called lucked or fucked: a d20 but ten sides have 1s and ten sides have 20s, so you crit no matter what but it’s always a guessing game for which way it goes. To be used on really important, make-or-break-the-campaign rolls

Ya I know you could use a coin but listen. It’s not about the outcome, it’s about the Drama™
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lesbanon:

nitashinori:

mkayismgay:

Anyone who ships lesbians with men: I officially hate you and I hope your wifi is shitty 4 the rest of your life

A curious asexual here: if you platonically ship lesbians with men is it okay?

Are you??? Asking me if lesbians can have friends,,?
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thefirstnormanking:

Pupperinos as centaur-like-creatures!!! The corgi is my favorite.
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shacklefunk:

the dogs wouldn’t stop getting in my dads gross chair so he carved this weird sculpture of his own frowning face with a chainsaw and puts it on the chair when he’s not sitting in it. the dogs are scared of it
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