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death-deafying-stuntman:
Im having trouble explaining this to myself, the fuck?
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death-deafying-stuntman:
Im having trouble explaining this to myself, the fuck?
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Jan. 29th, 2018
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agressivelypreachingselflove:
it’s actually really important to realize that not only is recovery trying to be happy, is accepting when you aren’t. you can not be perfect and happy all the time, but you can deal with negative feelings in a healthy way and move forward. every day is a fresh start.
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agressivelypreachingselflove:
it’s actually really important to realize that not only is recovery trying to be happy, is accepting when you aren’t. you can not be perfect and happy all the time, but you can deal with negative feelings in a healthy way and move forward. every day is a fresh start.
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seghs24:
summoningraziel:
sknjob:
notlikingbestgirl:
Anime is still a mistake
anyone else horny as fuck right now
Literally what the fuck
Me: Haha wow she can jump pretty high
Me, five seconds later:
I LOVE THIS OH MY GOD
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seghs24:
summoningraziel:
sknjob:
notlikingbestgirl:
Anime is still a mistake
anyone else horny as fuck right now
Literally what the fuck
Me: Haha wow she can jump pretty high
Me, five seconds later:
I LOVE THIS OH MY GOD
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notyourexrotic:
mamaalto:
PRIDE
(for those confused at the glaring: the Liberals are basically the Australian version of the US Republican party. Safe Schools is a program that teaches LGBTQ-specific information in public schools; the Liberals are trying to get rid of it.)
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notyourexrotic:
mamaalto:
PRIDE
(for those confused at the glaring: the Liberals are basically the Australian version of the US Republican party. Safe Schools is a program that teaches LGBTQ-specific information in public schools; the Liberals are trying to get rid of it.)
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lalondeproblems:
dimetrodone:
shotgunheart:
marsnooze:
i love seeing professors getting super excited before talking about the only infix in English it’s so funny
#an infix is an affix that happens in the middle of the word#an affix is a prefix or suffix#our only infix is “fucking” lmao#like fan-fucking-tastic#or abso-fucking-lutely#it’s just so funny the profs always get a huge smile#and gets all cheeky
THIS IS SO COOL.Like I knew that it was a thing, I just didn’t realize it was such a UNIQUE THING.
Wikipedia hiding the truth
LET WIKIPEDIA SAY FUCKING
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lalondeproblems:
dimetrodone:
shotgunheart:
marsnooze:
i love seeing professors getting super excited before talking about the only infix in English it’s so funny
#an infix is an affix that happens in the middle of the word#an affix is a prefix or suffix#our only infix is “fucking” lmao#like fan-fucking-tastic#or abso-fucking-lutely#it’s just so funny the profs always get a huge smile#and gets all cheeky
THIS IS SO COOL.Like I knew that it was a thing, I just didn’t realize it was such a UNIQUE THING.
Wikipedia hiding the truth
LET WIKIPEDIA SAY FUCKING
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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
tchaikovsgay:
martenmischief:
bearlygrunge:
tchaikovsgay:
I’m over here dying to have a wife and straight men are still making “marriage ruined my life” jokes. Like? Buddy? First of all that’s never been funny. Second, if you don’t want your wife I’ll take her
if ppl joke about marriage ruining whatever… bro, you shouldn’t have gotten married and your wife deserves more.
I find myself having to ask this question constantly but as a straight dude am I allowed to reblog this because I relate so hard
Absolutely! I wrote this from a lesbian perspective but I think it’s great that there’s straight guys who can relate. Cherishing your partner should be a universal thing
corporate marketing exec: so, what are the kids into these days, eating tide pods? frogs?
me, scrolling frantically through the data: ma'am, apparently it’s “loving and cherishing your life partner of any gender”
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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
tchaikovsgay:
martenmischief:
bearlygrunge:
tchaikovsgay:
I’m over here dying to have a wife and straight men are still making “marriage ruined my life” jokes. Like? Buddy? First of all that’s never been funny. Second, if you don’t want your wife I’ll take her
if ppl joke about marriage ruining whatever… bro, you shouldn’t have gotten married and your wife deserves more.
I find myself having to ask this question constantly but as a straight dude am I allowed to reblog this because I relate so hard
Absolutely! I wrote this from a lesbian perspective but I think it’s great that there’s straight guys who can relate. Cherishing your partner should be a universal thing
corporate marketing exec: so, what are the kids into these days, eating tide pods? frogs?
me, scrolling frantically through the data: ma'am, apparently it’s “loving and cherishing your life partner of any gender”
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fleamontpotter:
read the interview from shawn levy about giving will a break next season so here’s the hard hitting story lines i hope to see!!
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fleamontpotter:
read the interview from shawn levy about giving will a break next season so here’s the hard hitting story lines i hope to see!!
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fucksora:
me: wants to buy video games the second they release
bank account:
Me @ the Radiant Historia remake
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fucksora:
me: wants to buy video games the second they release
bank account:
Me @ the Radiant Historia remake
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voiceofnature:
Treehouse. Pictures by Michael Victor
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voiceofnature:
Treehouse. Pictures by Michael Victor
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If it’s no homo then I no wanto, gimme the gay shit you coward
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If it’s no homo then I no wanto, gimme the gay shit you coward
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softandanxious:
I gave this dude off tinder my number and all he’s done is send me pictures of his rock collection and it’s the best thing that’s ever come out of tinder tbh
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softandanxious:
I gave this dude off tinder my number and all he’s done is send me pictures of his rock collection and it’s the best thing that’s ever come out of tinder tbh
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shapeofh2o:
Foreign editions of The Shape of Water novelization by Guillermo del Toro & Daniel Kraus.
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shapeofh2o:
Foreign editions of The Shape of Water novelization by Guillermo del Toro & Daniel Kraus.
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glumshoe:
glumshoe:
the six types of gay songs
the song is explicitly about romantic love between two people of the same gender
the song does not contain explicitly gay lyrics, but is performed by a gay artist
the song is not sung by a gay artist, but the singer is of the same gender as the subject of the song and does not change the pronouns
the song is supposed to be about straight people but if you squint, the narrator is clearly in love with Jolene herself, come on
the song itself is ambiguous but the music video was extremely homoerotic
neither the lyrics nor the singer are gay but like, it’s just really catchy…
guys stop adding to this, it says six types, you’re just reinforcing the stereotype that gays are bad at math
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glumshoe:
glumshoe:
the six types of gay songs
the song is explicitly about romantic love between two people of the same gender
the song does not contain explicitly gay lyrics, but is performed by a gay artist
the song is not sung by a gay artist, but the singer is of the same gender as the subject of the song and does not change the pronouns
the song is supposed to be about straight people but if you squint, the narrator is clearly in love with Jolene herself, come on
the song itself is ambiguous but the music video was extremely homoerotic
neither the lyrics nor the singer are gay but like, it’s just really catchy…
guys stop adding to this, it says six types, you’re just reinforcing the stereotype that gays are bad at math
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notmusa:
i expect ill be able to solve a lot of my problems once my baby brain falls out & my adult brain grows in
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notmusa:
i expect ill be able to solve a lot of my problems once my baby brain falls out & my adult brain grows in
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whyyesitiskate:
scripturient-manipulator:
backstageleft:
vaspider:
mad-maddie:
shithowdy:
do stuff while waiting for other stuff
like that sounds intuitive and vague but so much of the day is spent in a period of wait and if you struggle to motivate yourself to do things then this is the best time
waiting for your water to boil? bag up your garbage. waiting for your coffee to drip? wipe down your counters. roommate taking up the bathroom? scoop the cat box. waiting for your food to cook in the microwave? do however many dishes you can while it’s in there.
waiting is the perfect time to do a limited amount of something for yourself where you would be otherwise just standing around doing fuck-all
THIS IS REALLY HELPFUL!
I actually turn this into a game!
“How many chores can I do while the water is boiling for my tea?”
“Can I put away the dishes and wipe the counters before my lunch finishes reheating?”
“Can I sweep the floor AND change the laundry while the dogs are out back?”
You can totally do this! If you make it like a game, also, you will get better at it, and you can be like ‘yes, now I put away the dishes AND wiped out the sink before my water boiled, I am a level 2 Adult!’
This is the REALEST, SERIOUSLY.
The tip is real, please do yourself a favor and use it.
I put every stupid little thing I need to do on my to-dos on the app Habitica and literally make a game out of it. Plus, I don’t have to remember what it is that needs doing, I can just check my list.
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whyyesitiskate:
scripturient-manipulator:
backstageleft:
vaspider:
mad-maddie:
shithowdy:
do stuff while waiting for other stuff
like that sounds intuitive and vague but so much of the day is spent in a period of wait and if you struggle to motivate yourself to do things then this is the best time
waiting for your water to boil? bag up your garbage. waiting for your coffee to drip? wipe down your counters. roommate taking up the bathroom? scoop the cat box. waiting for your food to cook in the microwave? do however many dishes you can while it’s in there.
waiting is the perfect time to do a limited amount of something for yourself where you would be otherwise just standing around doing fuck-all
THIS IS REALLY HELPFUL!
I actually turn this into a game!
“How many chores can I do while the water is boiling for my tea?”
“Can I put away the dishes and wipe the counters before my lunch finishes reheating?”
“Can I sweep the floor AND change the laundry while the dogs are out back?”
You can totally do this! If you make it like a game, also, you will get better at it, and you can be like ‘yes, now I put away the dishes AND wiped out the sink before my water boiled, I am a level 2 Adult!’
This is the REALEST, SERIOUSLY.
The tip is real, please do yourself a favor and use it.
I put every stupid little thing I need to do on my to-dos on the app Habitica and literally make a game out of it. Plus, I don’t have to remember what it is that needs doing, I can just check my list.
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theultravioletcatastrophe:
cubularmonoxide:
annmaru:
fooferdoodle:
andrusi:
well I guess I’m an ayg, whatever the hell that is
There is no escape
The question remains then, what does yga stand for?
“You’re gay, asshole”
gay
gay
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
…p accurate I guess
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theultravioletcatastrophe:
cubularmonoxide:
annmaru:
fooferdoodle:
andrusi:
well I guess I’m an ayg, whatever the hell that is
There is no escape
The question remains then, what does yga stand for?
“You’re gay, asshole”
gay
gay
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
…p accurate I guess
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