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Nov. 25th, 2017
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osanzo:
NETFLIX I AM A GROWN ASS MAN AND IF I WANNA WATCH KIDS STUFF ON MY NETFLIX THEN YOU CAN BET YOUR ASS I’M GOING TO AND I DON’T NEED YOUR GODDAMN JUDGEMENT ABOUT IT
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osanzo:
NETFLIX I AM A GROWN ASS MAN AND IF I WANNA WATCH KIDS STUFF ON MY NETFLIX THEN YOU CAN BET YOUR ASS I’M GOING TO AND I DON’T NEED YOUR GODDAMN JUDGEMENT ABOUT IT
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khadds:
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fuckyeahafricans:
IG: @official.noodlez
She hit every beat 👌🔥
I feel like I never see girls embrace this form of dance. She did that.
geee so smooth wit it too
I love how happy she made herself that was beautiful
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khadds:
thoughtsof-r:
theyoungchanel:
fuckyeahafricans:
IG: @official.noodlez
She hit every beat 👌🔥
I feel like I never see girls embrace this form of dance. She did that.
geee so smooth wit it too
I love how happy she made herself that was beautiful
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babyspicegf:
no offence but morgana in s1/s2 was really everything arthur was SUPPOSED to grow to be (brave, voice of the people, strength of her convictions) so why didnt uther die in the pilot making she and gwen coqueens, letting her and merlin grow in their magic together and reform the laws n form a stronger kingdom and also letting arthur do what he really wants in life ie annoying his boyf and fighting people
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babyspicegf:
no offence but morgana in s1/s2 was really everything arthur was SUPPOSED to grow to be (brave, voice of the people, strength of her convictions) so why didnt uther die in the pilot making she and gwen coqueens, letting her and merlin grow in their magic together and reform the laws n form a stronger kingdom and also letting arthur do what he really wants in life ie annoying his boyf and fighting people
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spicy-vagina-tacos:
spicy-vagina-tacos:
so i went shopping with my girlfriend yesterday and i saw this pair of denim shoes, and seeing as ive been on this god forsaken website for too long, you know what i did? you know what this grown ass 23-year-old did in the middle of a busy store?
i pointed to the god damned shoe and said in real life out loud, “jews”
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spicy-vagina-tacos:
spicy-vagina-tacos:
so i went shopping with my girlfriend yesterday and i saw this pair of denim shoes, and seeing as ive been on this god forsaken website for too long, you know what i did? you know what this grown ass 23-year-old did in the middle of a busy store?
i pointed to the god damned shoe and said in real life out loud, “jews”
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davekatswag:
one time my dad gave me a glass of milk and i meant to ask him “who’s milk is this” because i wasnt sure if it was for me or if i was supposed to give it to my brother but instead i just stared down at the milk and said “who’s this”
then my dad turned to me without missing a beat and said “that’s your new friend mr. milk.” and we stared at each other and then he asked me if i was high
to this day i still have not lived it down
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davekatswag:
one time my dad gave me a glass of milk and i meant to ask him “who’s milk is this” because i wasnt sure if it was for me or if i was supposed to give it to my brother but instead i just stared down at the milk and said “who’s this”
then my dad turned to me without missing a beat and said “that’s your new friend mr. milk.” and we stared at each other and then he asked me if i was high
to this day i still have not lived it down
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zarekthelordofthefries:
prokopetz:
Media sometimes uses a snarky butler as a sign of a weak or ineffectual employer, but man, if I had that kind of money, I’d pay extra for a butler who was quick-witted enough to just burn me to the ground at a moment’s notice.
This is the principle behind medieval jesters
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zarekthelordofthefries:
prokopetz:
Media sometimes uses a snarky butler as a sign of a weak or ineffectual employer, but man, if I had that kind of money, I’d pay extra for a butler who was quick-witted enough to just burn me to the ground at a moment’s notice.
This is the principle behind medieval jesters
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redlipstickresurrected:
Irene L aka Ms.GoodNight (Russian, Молдова, Russia) - Untitled Photography
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redlipstickresurrected:
Irene L aka Ms.GoodNight (Russian, Молдова, Russia) - Untitled Photography
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teenscoolest:
You call me your friend???
Where were you when my post got 0 notes???
WHERE were you!!!???
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teenscoolest:
You call me your friend???
Where were you when my post got 0 notes???
WHERE were you!!!???
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heylookitsarevolution:
micdotcom:
Here’s what politics looks like if you take out the men
Out of the 22 people running for president in 2016, only two of them are women. Elle U.K. is confronting this imbalance directly through the magazine’s #MoreWomen campaign, launched on Oct. 1 to celebrate women’s global power. Their eye-opening launch video shows how easy it is to make full rooms seemingly sparse.
What happens when we take out the white Women too?
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heylookitsarevolution:
micdotcom:
Here’s what politics looks like if you take out the men
Out of the 22 people running for president in 2016, only two of them are women. Elle U.K. is confronting this imbalance directly through the magazine’s #MoreWomen campaign, launched on Oct. 1 to celebrate women’s global power. Their eye-opening launch video shows how easy it is to make full rooms seemingly sparse.
What happens when we take out the white Women too?
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Stage fright.
Nov. 25th, 2017 05:54 amvia http://ift.tt/2zBKJAl:
thebibliosphere:
thebibliosphere:
So I fixed the glitch in skyrim where one of my mods was making my bard strip out of all her clothes except her boots and fur collar and gloves–like a poor man’s medieval burlesque show–every time she tried to play the lute, and was getting along fairly well playing the game purely for the bard mod, singing my way around Skyrim and avoiding my responsibilities as the dragonborn as much as possible.
And it was nice, I was earning good coin, I had a place to sleep on my travels (everyone loves a bard at the inn), my two adopted children were happy to see me come home and listen to me play, my followers were falling in love with me for my skill with the flute (*eyebrow waggle*) and I was just basically getting on with my medieval bard simulator game, living a quiet life.
And then I got asked to play for the Jarl of Solitude, the city I had set out to buy a house in, skimping and saving every septim I could earn through my skill and killing dragons when the main quest line refused to let me ignore it any longer. And I was ready man, this was it, I got the summons from the Blue Palace to play before the Jarl and her entire court. I had Arrived.
Now I dunno if you guys are familiar with how the bard mod works, but you have a whole host of songs to choose from, ranging from purely instrumental, to bawdy tavern dances, all the way up to some beautiful in-world-theme vocals. But you gotta be careful because if you play an Imperial ballad in a Stormcloak tavern, well let’s just say things can get ugly pretty quick. So of course I was careful, going through my songbook and painstakingly removing anything to do with rebellion, and being an Imperial myself, hamming it up to the loyalist crowd. I was ready, man, so ready to play and make my family proud and go down in history as the Bard of Solitude.
Except, did I mention, that you also equip the ability to play your instrument, by pressing the same key that lets you shout through brick walls and stun dragons out of the sky and need to be careful about having the bard skill selected in the magic menu?
…so anyway, to cut a long story short I can’t go back to Solitude and me and the kids are off to Windhelm…
I wonder if Ulfric makes requests.
For those asking for more skyrim adventures, this was probably one of my favorite moments to date.
Also I’ve been making actual permanent pages that list my skyrim mods for people to go through. So you’ll be able to see sll the sketchy shut I get up to in Tamriel lol.
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thebibliosphere:
thebibliosphere:
So I fixed the glitch in skyrim where one of my mods was making my bard strip out of all her clothes except her boots and fur collar and gloves–like a poor man’s medieval burlesque show–every time she tried to play the lute, and was getting along fairly well playing the game purely for the bard mod, singing my way around Skyrim and avoiding my responsibilities as the dragonborn as much as possible.
And it was nice, I was earning good coin, I had a place to sleep on my travels (everyone loves a bard at the inn), my two adopted children were happy to see me come home and listen to me play, my followers were falling in love with me for my skill with the flute (*eyebrow waggle*) and I was just basically getting on with my medieval bard simulator game, living a quiet life.
And then I got asked to play for the Jarl of Solitude, the city I had set out to buy a house in, skimping and saving every septim I could earn through my skill and killing dragons when the main quest line refused to let me ignore it any longer. And I was ready man, this was it, I got the summons from the Blue Palace to play before the Jarl and her entire court. I had Arrived.
Now I dunno if you guys are familiar with how the bard mod works, but you have a whole host of songs to choose from, ranging from purely instrumental, to bawdy tavern dances, all the way up to some beautiful in-world-theme vocals. But you gotta be careful because if you play an Imperial ballad in a Stormcloak tavern, well let’s just say things can get ugly pretty quick. So of course I was careful, going through my songbook and painstakingly removing anything to do with rebellion, and being an Imperial myself, hamming it up to the loyalist crowd. I was ready, man, so ready to play and make my family proud and go down in history as the Bard of Solitude.
Except, did I mention, that you also equip the ability to play your instrument, by pressing the same key that lets you shout through brick walls and stun dragons out of the sky and need to be careful about having the bard skill selected in the magic menu?
…so anyway, to cut a long story short I can’t go back to Solitude and me and the kids are off to Windhelm…
I wonder if Ulfric makes requests.
For those asking for more skyrim adventures, this was probably one of my favorite moments to date.
Also I’ve been making actual permanent pages that list my skyrim mods for people to go through. So you’ll be able to see sll the sketchy shut I get up to in Tamriel lol.
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chessys:
when will i stop analysing every micro interaction and realise other people have moods and feelings that are not necessarily influenced by my presence
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chessys:
when will i stop analysing every micro interaction and realise other people have moods and feelings that are not necessarily influenced by my presence
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darthsquidious:
argumate:
seriously though the life of Ada Lovelace is some next level Mary Sue bullshit
oooh I’m the daughter of Lord Byron, I’m a countess, I get Dickens to come to my house to read me bed time stories in person, I’m learning mathematics from De Morgan, I know calculus, I take tea with Charles Darwin, I’m the world’s first computer programmer, I display a depth of understanding that won’t be reached in the software industry for another hundred years, la de fucking da
lady, chill
Hi my name is Ada King-Noel Byron Lovelace and I have long brown hair with natural ringlets and dark eyes and a lot of people tell me I look like Queen Victoria (AN: if you don’t know who she is then get da hell out of the empire!). I am related to Lord Byron but I wish I wasn’t because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a countess but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a mathematician, and I have a special tutor named Mary Somerville (I am seventeen). I’m a genius (in case you couldn’t tell) and I associate with famous intellectuals. For example today I was meeting Dickens for tea, arguing with Babbage, and having dinner with Darwin. I was walking outside Ockham Park. It was dry and there was no rain, which my Difference Engine was very happy about. A lot of proper Victorian housewives stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
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darthsquidious:
argumate:
seriously though the life of Ada Lovelace is some next level Mary Sue bullshit
oooh I’m the daughter of Lord Byron, I’m a countess, I get Dickens to come to my house to read me bed time stories in person, I’m learning mathematics from De Morgan, I know calculus, I take tea with Charles Darwin, I’m the world’s first computer programmer, I display a depth of understanding that won’t be reached in the software industry for another hundred years, la de fucking da
lady, chill
Hi my name is Ada King-Noel Byron Lovelace and I have long brown hair with natural ringlets and dark eyes and a lot of people tell me I look like Queen Victoria (AN: if you don’t know who she is then get da hell out of the empire!). I am related to Lord Byron but I wish I wasn’t because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a countess but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a mathematician, and I have a special tutor named Mary Somerville (I am seventeen). I’m a genius (in case you couldn’t tell) and I associate with famous intellectuals. For example today I was meeting Dickens for tea, arguing with Babbage, and having dinner with Darwin. I was walking outside Ockham Park. It was dry and there was no rain, which my Difference Engine was very happy about. A lot of proper Victorian housewives stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
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anarchapella:
markv5:
Растекшийся леопард - очередное подтверждение тому, что коты - это жидкость…
Spilled leopard- further evidence that cats are liquid
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anarchapella:
markv5:
Растекшийся леопард - очередное подтверждение тому, что коты - это жидкость…
Spilled leopard- further evidence that cats are liquid
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sonypraystation:
oh we cryin today? didnt know that but uhhhh i think we can fit it in the schedule
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sonypraystation:
oh we cryin today? didnt know that but uhhhh i think we can fit it in the schedule
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mammaamerika:
Tag Yourself: Unflirty/Awkward Sims edition
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mammaamerika:
Tag Yourself: Unflirty/Awkward Sims edition
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theguilteaparty:
When you finally find the energy to do stuff
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theguilteaparty:
When you finally find the energy to do stuff
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theultravioletcatastrophe:
invisiblespork:
With the holiday season coming up, a reminder that the salvation army is STILL homophobic transphobic garbage. Rather than donate to them, make a note of how much you would have donated to them while you were walking by because they were there, then give that money to a different charity you believe in.
Also a reminder that unless they’re specifically being assholes, don’t hassle the bell-ringers. A lot of times they’re just volunteers from the community who don’t know any better. Educate them if you want, I guess, but unless they’re literally telling you you’re going to hell like in that one post that’s floating around… be civil. If you wanna be angry, call or write or email the higher-ups, the bigger assholes.
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theultravioletcatastrophe:
invisiblespork:
With the holiday season coming up, a reminder that the salvation army is STILL homophobic transphobic garbage. Rather than donate to them, make a note of how much you would have donated to them while you were walking by because they were there, then give that money to a different charity you believe in.
Also a reminder that unless they’re specifically being assholes, don’t hassle the bell-ringers. A lot of times they’re just volunteers from the community who don’t know any better. Educate them if you want, I guess, but unless they’re literally telling you you’re going to hell like in that one post that’s floating around… be civil. If you wanna be angry, call or write or email the higher-ups, the bigger assholes.
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angryfishtrap:
bigskydreaming:
Guys, please be careful to vet that what you choose to signal boost is actually accurate. I’m seeing a lot of well-intentioned posts today about Net Neutrality that are likely to do just as much harm as good due to misinformation in them.
For instance, we are not all suddenly shouting that the sky is falling because the FCC has PASSED the bill abolishing Net Neutrality and the changes are to be put in place some time this month. As claimed by one post I just saw with over 5,000 notes already. This is simply, unequivocally NOT true, and it can actually get in the way of the call to action that very post made, asking people to call and email their congressmen, because a lot of people who see that might think “what’s the point, if its already passed?”
It hasn’t. Chairman Ajit Pai of the FCC unveiled in April his proposed plan to strike back the Net Neutrality regulations Obama’s administration passed in 2015, and which have since 2015 been upheld by the courts in the face of Republican opposition’s attempts to claim they overreached. What has people shouting the sky is falling NOW is because yesterday (November 21st) is when the date of the official vote on this proposed plan was announced. That date is December 14th.
Which means there IS still time to affect the outcome of the vote. People are pessimistic about the chances of this vote because the FCC board is held by a Republican majority at the moment, but make the passing of this bill seem toxic enough to other Republican interests and there is still a chance to keep it from passing.
Which is still a hell of a lot better than assuming the bill has already passed and that there’s really no point.
We have until December 14th to kick up enough of a fuss that the Republicans on the FCC board think twice about voting for this bill. And even after that, there are still legal recourses. The courts have refused to uphold other bills Trump’s administration has attempted to pass as overreaching, unconstitutional, and/or in opposition of the true will of the people - just as the Republicans attempted to do back in 2015 when the FCC under Obama passed the Net Neutrality laws in the first place.
This does not mean be complacent. This does not mean assume enough other people will raise enough of a fuss without adding your voice to the mix. It simply means THERE IS STILL TIME TO ACT. The sky may be falling, but until it finishes falling, there’s still a chance to catch it instead.
We have until December 14th to kick up enough of a fuss that the Republicans on the FCC board think twice about voting for this bill.
there IS still time to affect the outcome of the vote.
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angryfishtrap:
bigskydreaming:
Guys, please be careful to vet that what you choose to signal boost is actually accurate. I’m seeing a lot of well-intentioned posts today about Net Neutrality that are likely to do just as much harm as good due to misinformation in them.
For instance, we are not all suddenly shouting that the sky is falling because the FCC has PASSED the bill abolishing Net Neutrality and the changes are to be put in place some time this month. As claimed by one post I just saw with over 5,000 notes already. This is simply, unequivocally NOT true, and it can actually get in the way of the call to action that very post made, asking people to call and email their congressmen, because a lot of people who see that might think “what’s the point, if its already passed?”
It hasn’t. Chairman Ajit Pai of the FCC unveiled in April his proposed plan to strike back the Net Neutrality regulations Obama’s administration passed in 2015, and which have since 2015 been upheld by the courts in the face of Republican opposition’s attempts to claim they overreached. What has people shouting the sky is falling NOW is because yesterday (November 21st) is when the date of the official vote on this proposed plan was announced. That date is December 14th.
Which means there IS still time to affect the outcome of the vote. People are pessimistic about the chances of this vote because the FCC board is held by a Republican majority at the moment, but make the passing of this bill seem toxic enough to other Republican interests and there is still a chance to keep it from passing.
Which is still a hell of a lot better than assuming the bill has already passed and that there’s really no point.
We have until December 14th to kick up enough of a fuss that the Republicans on the FCC board think twice about voting for this bill. And even after that, there are still legal recourses. The courts have refused to uphold other bills Trump’s administration has attempted to pass as overreaching, unconstitutional, and/or in opposition of the true will of the people - just as the Republicans attempted to do back in 2015 when the FCC under Obama passed the Net Neutrality laws in the first place.
This does not mean be complacent. This does not mean assume enough other people will raise enough of a fuss without adding your voice to the mix. It simply means THERE IS STILL TIME TO ACT. The sky may be falling, but until it finishes falling, there’s still a chance to catch it instead.
We have until December 14th to kick up enough of a fuss that the Republicans on the FCC board think twice about voting for this bill.
there IS still time to affect the outcome of the vote.
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just-shower-thoughts:
If you put your dick in a muppets mouth is it a blowjob or a handjob?
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just-shower-thoughts:
If you put your dick in a muppets mouth is it a blowjob or a handjob?
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theultravioletcatastrophe:
perfectlysaltedritzcracker:
systlin:
thebibliosphere:
thebibliosphere:
thebibliosphere:
thebibliosphere:
thebibliosphere:
thebibliosphere:
thebibliosphere:
thebibliosphere:
Me modding skyrim: I love immersive mods like realistic needs and enhancements, they add a whole new level of depth and complexity to the game.
*Ten mods later*
That’s…that’s too much depth, no, stop reel it back…
Fuck.
I’m in a vampire den and just got my period. This is fine. Also does anyone have a tampon.
Fucking up in here running around doubled over with cramps and some edgelord goth kid is shooting lightning bolts at me. Fucking dick.
Protip, bandits carry a good supply of tampons. Which is great cause nowhere seems to sell them, or if they do they’re in some back alley where I can’t find them. Also you have to make your own contraception, cause apparently Skyrim is the Bible Belt of Tamriel.
Found some fucking witches in the wild brewing contraception over a fire and selling “abortus” spells. Fucking bad ass bitches. #Istandwithplannedparenthood
Shame I had to murder them for eating people.
So to summarize I’ve got soul destroying depression, I’m hungry and I have to keep murdering people for tampons, but at least I can fuck my werewolf boyfriend without consequences 👍👍👍
Some of the instructions for this mod are a little unclear but if I am reading this correctly I have a 61% increased chance of random sperm encounter from being at the Docks.
I am uncomfortable.
Joy I just want you to know that I am literally crying from laughing right now and also tea just came up my nose thank you for this.
@tinypopplio
@thebibliosphere Is that like a sickass mandolin on your back? Are you a bard? That looks so awesome.
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theultravioletcatastrophe:
perfectlysaltedritzcracker:
systlin:
thebibliosphere:
thebibliosphere:
thebibliosphere:
thebibliosphere:
thebibliosphere:
thebibliosphere:
thebibliosphere:
thebibliosphere:
Me modding skyrim: I love immersive mods like realistic needs and enhancements, they add a whole new level of depth and complexity to the game.
*Ten mods later*
That’s…that’s too much depth, no, stop reel it back…
Fuck.
I’m in a vampire den and just got my period. This is fine. Also does anyone have a tampon.
Fucking up in here running around doubled over with cramps and some edgelord goth kid is shooting lightning bolts at me. Fucking dick.
Protip, bandits carry a good supply of tampons. Which is great cause nowhere seems to sell them, or if they do they’re in some back alley where I can’t find them. Also you have to make your own contraception, cause apparently Skyrim is the Bible Belt of Tamriel.
Found some fucking witches in the wild brewing contraception over a fire and selling “abortus” spells. Fucking bad ass bitches. #Istandwithplannedparenthood
Shame I had to murder them for eating people.
So to summarize I’ve got soul destroying depression, I’m hungry and I have to keep murdering people for tampons, but at least I can fuck my werewolf boyfriend without consequences 👍👍👍
Some of the instructions for this mod are a little unclear but if I am reading this correctly I have a 61% increased chance of random sperm encounter from being at the Docks.
I am uncomfortable.
Joy I just want you to know that I am literally crying from laughing right now and also tea just came up my nose thank you for this.
@tinypopplio
@thebibliosphere Is that like a sickass mandolin on your back? Are you a bard? That looks so awesome.
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cleverbrute:
This has happened to me with more than one lover, where she would want to cover up her body or be naked only in the dark. They seemed surprised that I really wanted to see them in their full glory, including a round belly or stretch marks or a flat chest or a C-section scar or whatever.
My honest words in those situations: “I want to see all of you … I want to touch all of you … You look beautiful.”
For me, this seems natural: it’s your lover, and you ought to adore them. But in each of those moments of self-consciousness I learned something, I hope, about the psychological scars we carry from a lifetime of internalizing others’ judgments to the point that we judge ourselves most harshly of all. And women get it the *worst*, especially when it comes to body image, because of deeply fucked-up standards in our society.
Touch your lover. Inhale her. Help her to be more comfortable in her skin. Give her so much adoration that she can’t help but unwind some of the tensions and fears she’s been carrying inside for ages. Whether you’re with her one time or ten thousand, make damn sure that she knows what it is to be worshiped.
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cleverbrute:
This has happened to me with more than one lover, where she would want to cover up her body or be naked only in the dark. They seemed surprised that I really wanted to see them in their full glory, including a round belly or stretch marks or a flat chest or a C-section scar or whatever.
My honest words in those situations: “I want to see all of you … I want to touch all of you … You look beautiful.”
For me, this seems natural: it’s your lover, and you ought to adore them. But in each of those moments of self-consciousness I learned something, I hope, about the psychological scars we carry from a lifetime of internalizing others’ judgments to the point that we judge ourselves most harshly of all. And women get it the *worst*, especially when it comes to body image, because of deeply fucked-up standards in our society.
Touch your lover. Inhale her. Help her to be more comfortable in her skin. Give her so much adoration that she can’t help but unwind some of the tensions and fears she’s been carrying inside for ages. Whether you’re with her one time or ten thousand, make damn sure that she knows what it is to be worshiped.
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shadesofmauve:
lannamichaels:
aka-maayan:
obsessedwithslushies:
aka-maayan:
mistymountainsgay:
aka-maayan:
aka-maayan:
Whenever someone says “Merry Christmas!” to you, respond, “I’m sorry, I don’t know who that is.”
Carry around a jar labeled “Jewish Christmas jar” and anytime someone refers to Chanukah as “Jewish Christmas” make them put in $5.
Try to pay for things in gelt.
Write outraged letters to Chick fil A and Hobby Lobby accusing them of a war on Chanukah because no one said Chanukah sameach to you when you checked out.
Pretend not to know what your friends’ stockings are and attempt to place them on your feet.
Show up to white elephant parties with a dreidel and try to get everyone to gamble away their presents.
If you work in retail, swap your store’s Christmas music out with klezmer when no one’s looking.
Whenever someone asks you if Jews celebrate Christmas, blow an air horn in their face.
Time for the annual reblog
When someone asks what holiday song you want to listen to, immediately begin hollering maoz tzur
Add this one to the list
When someone wants to read the Night Before Christmas, pretend to go and get it, but bring back the Torah and read it like it is the Night Before Christmas
‘Twas the night before yom tov and all through the minyan, people were arguing. 10 Jews, 15 opinions.
I can’t help with what should be read on the night before christmas, but christmas day itself is a monday, so after you gather that minyan, do three aliyos of parshas vayechi.
I would be so happy if all store Christmas music was replaced with Klezmer (and so, I expect, would most retail workers), and a bit of gambling would make gift exchanges way more fun.
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Whenever someone says “Merry Christmas!” to you, respond, “I’m sorry, I don’t know who that is.”
Carry around a jar labeled “Jewish Christmas jar” and anytime someone refers to Chanukah as “Jewish Christmas” make them put in $5.
Try to pay for things in gelt.
Write outraged letters to Chick fil A and Hobby Lobby accusing them of a war on Chanukah because no one said Chanukah sameach to you when you checked out.
Pretend not to know what your friends’ stockings are and attempt to place them on your feet.
Show up to white elephant parties with a dreidel and try to get everyone to gamble away their presents.
If you work in retail, swap your store’s Christmas music out with klezmer when no one’s looking.
Whenever someone asks you if Jews celebrate Christmas, blow an air horn in their face.
Time for the annual reblog
When someone asks what holiday song you want to listen to, immediately begin hollering maoz tzur
Add this one to the list
When someone wants to read the Night Before Christmas, pretend to go and get it, but bring back the Torah and read it like it is the Night Before Christmas
‘Twas the night before yom tov and all through the minyan, people were arguing. 10 Jews, 15 opinions.
I can’t help with what should be read on the night before christmas, but christmas day itself is a monday, so after you gather that minyan, do three aliyos of parshas vayechi.
I would be so happy if all store Christmas music was replaced with Klezmer (and so, I expect, would most retail workers), and a bit of gambling would make gift exchanges way more fun.
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homosexualgiratina:
New rule of if you can’t explain it to a two year old then it’s not lgbt.
Ex: you can’t explain asexuality to a two year old cuz then you literally need to bring up sex and explain to them what sex is for them to understand why your different.
And don’t argue you need to do this with all specialities cuz homosexual? “I like boys/girls”, bisexual? “I like both x and y (or however the person wants to explain). Pansexual? “Gender doesn’t effect who I can fall in love with”.
Then transgender + nonbinary “I present as a boy/girl/nb person even tho my body doesn’t traditionally match it”
Main point? LGBT is kid friendly, we don’t have to hide ourselves from small children since we don’t have to explain sex to them.
Asexual by default have to have the person their talking to know what sex is for it to have any effect on how that person views them, and kids don’t need a know about the blood rush to your 1 inch dick at the age of 2.
asexuality for 2 year olds: “some people like boys/girls/nb people and some people dont like anyone and thats okay”
Okay if you can explain homosexuality and heterosexuality without mentioning sex then LITERALLY WHY can you not just say “some people like boys, some people like girls, and some people like neither”
What the hell is this fresh nonsense that people who don’t have sex are the real sexually explicit ones???
Or, yknow, “hey remember how everyone keeps saying you’ll get crushes on people when you grow up, well sometimes you don’t”
Because I definately know that fellow kids comprehended it in that sense back when I was in school, and that was the lens through which they bullied me. And the lens through which I lived terrified that literally everyone else on the planet grew up to marry someone, and there must be something physically wrong with me because everyone else was changing at puberty and I just didn’t. And what also didn’t change is that people didn’t stop telling me ‘you’re too young to know’ when I was 18, when I was 20, when I was 25… None of my parental figures ever bothered to explain that asexuality existed, in fact they just treated me as a freak whenever I tried to talk about my “problem”, and tried to find “solutions” to “cure” me. And I would have gone on thinking I was “sick” forever if I hadn’t happened to stumble upon some education on the internet. If anyone had even just ONCE said “its okay to not have crushes on anyone, other people like that actually exist” when I was a lil kid, it would have saved me a universe of hurt!
Oh and apparantly in the notes OP started weirdly moving the goalposts like “but you can’t explain the difference between asexual and aromantic!”
Like.. just.. why would you HAVE to?
Do you explain to a kid that two gay guys in love might also have sex? Do you explain in detail the difference between homoromantic and homosexual, and how people can be one without the other? Is it particularly necessary, and would they remotely understand?
You can just say ‘asexual’ as a blanket term for all the variations in this community, as it’s generally used. Or ‘ace’, if you believe that just having the word sex in it is bad. Though I mean kids still hear their parents saying homosexual and heterosexual anyway.
And seriously don’t act like asexuality is the only part of LGBTQ that has multiple concepts within it that might be hard to understand for people outside of the community. If you can accept that trans people can also be nonbinary or genderfluid, then you can accept this.
Just because it’s “harder to explain to kids” doesn’t mean that it doesn’t exist, there’s plenty of people who say that homosexuality is “too hard to explain to kids” or “inherantly sexual somehow”. It’s stupid when they say it and it’s stupid now. And geez do taxes not exist just cos kids don’t understand them? Does sex itself not exist because it isn’t child appropriate? Does nothing exist once we graduate high school? Do we all submit to the void?
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tumblunni:
tumblunni:
discoursegrips:
homosexualgiratina:
New rule of if you can’t explain it to a two year old then it’s not lgbt.
Ex: you can’t explain asexuality to a two year old cuz then you literally need to bring up sex and explain to them what sex is for them to understand why your different.
And don’t argue you need to do this with all specialities cuz homosexual? “I like boys/girls”, bisexual? “I like both x and y (or however the person wants to explain). Pansexual? “Gender doesn’t effect who I can fall in love with”.
Then transgender + nonbinary “I present as a boy/girl/nb person even tho my body doesn’t traditionally match it”
Main point? LGBT is kid friendly, we don’t have to hide ourselves from small children since we don’t have to explain sex to them.
Asexual by default have to have the person their talking to know what sex is for it to have any effect on how that person views them, and kids don’t need a know about the blood rush to your 1 inch dick at the age of 2.
asexuality for 2 year olds: “some people like boys/girls/nb people and some people dont like anyone and thats okay”
Okay if you can explain homosexuality and heterosexuality without mentioning sex then LITERALLY WHY can you not just say “some people like boys, some people like girls, and some people like neither”
What the hell is this fresh nonsense that people who don’t have sex are the real sexually explicit ones???
Or, yknow, “hey remember how everyone keeps saying you’ll get crushes on people when you grow up, well sometimes you don’t”
Because I definately know that fellow kids comprehended it in that sense back when I was in school, and that was the lens through which they bullied me. And the lens through which I lived terrified that literally everyone else on the planet grew up to marry someone, and there must be something physically wrong with me because everyone else was changing at puberty and I just didn’t. And what also didn’t change is that people didn’t stop telling me ‘you’re too young to know’ when I was 18, when I was 20, when I was 25… None of my parental figures ever bothered to explain that asexuality existed, in fact they just treated me as a freak whenever I tried to talk about my “problem”, and tried to find “solutions” to “cure” me. And I would have gone on thinking I was “sick” forever if I hadn’t happened to stumble upon some education on the internet. If anyone had even just ONCE said “its okay to not have crushes on anyone, other people like that actually exist” when I was a lil kid, it would have saved me a universe of hurt!
Oh and apparantly in the notes OP started weirdly moving the goalposts like “but you can’t explain the difference between asexual and aromantic!”
Like.. just.. why would you HAVE to?
Do you explain to a kid that two gay guys in love might also have sex? Do you explain in detail the difference between homoromantic and homosexual, and how people can be one without the other? Is it particularly necessary, and would they remotely understand?
You can just say ‘asexual’ as a blanket term for all the variations in this community, as it’s generally used. Or ‘ace’, if you believe that just having the word sex in it is bad. Though I mean kids still hear their parents saying homosexual and heterosexual anyway.
And seriously don’t act like asexuality is the only part of LGBTQ that has multiple concepts within it that might be hard to understand for people outside of the community. If you can accept that trans people can also be nonbinary or genderfluid, then you can accept this.
Just because it’s “harder to explain to kids” doesn’t mean that it doesn’t exist, there’s plenty of people who say that homosexuality is “too hard to explain to kids” or “inherantly sexual somehow”. It’s stupid when they say it and it’s stupid now. And geez do taxes not exist just cos kids don’t understand them? Does sex itself not exist because it isn’t child appropriate? Does nothing exist once we graduate high school? Do we all submit to the void?
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me: *cuts someone toxic out of my life*
also me: *feels bad about it*
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me: *cuts someone toxic out of my life*
also me: *feels bad about it*
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systlin:
simonalkenmayer:
the-shuckiest-shuck:
johnskylar:
medschoolapplicant:
Physics majors throw a lot of shade considering they’re still not sure where 95% of the universe is hidden.
My brother’s (a graduated theoretical physicist) only response to this was
“WELL NEITHER DOES ANYONE ELSE!”
Touché
My brother is a physics major and has legitimately lost sleep over the fact that “We don’t even know where most of the universe is, man.”
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systlin:
simonalkenmayer:
the-shuckiest-shuck:
johnskylar:
medschoolapplicant:
Physics majors throw a lot of shade considering they’re still not sure where 95% of the universe is hidden.
My brother’s (a graduated theoretical physicist) only response to this was
“WELL NEITHER DOES ANYONE ELSE!”
Touché
My brother is a physics major and has legitimately lost sleep over the fact that “We don’t even know where most of the universe is, man.”
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tootsies forbidden beans
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tootsies forbidden beans
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