Nov. 17th, 2017

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probably my favorite thing abt being a millennial is that i can lie on my resume abt shit like being proficient in excel bc i have the common sense to just google anything i dont know how to do which gives me a giant fucking edge over gen x in the job market bc somehow that strategy never occurs to employers and my underqualified ass looks like steve jobs every time i use a youtube tutorial to make a spreadsheet

Everyone in my office sings my praises for what I can do with excel for this exact reason, even though I joke with them that “I have no idea how to do that - but give me half an hour and an internet connection and I’ll figure something out for you.” I even once specifically said in response to my grandboss commenting on my excel skills, “You do realize that I just like…google stuff when you ask me to do something with excel that I don’t know how to do, right?”

But his praise didn’t change at all. There was no “Wait, that’s all it is?”

Instead, he said “Yes, but the fact that you think to do that - and that you know exactly how to phrase your searches and how to sift through the results to get the right answer, and you then integrate what you’ve learned and use it going forward - is still so much more than any of the rest of us [the other 5 ppl on my team are all mid-40s and up] can do. To you, it’s “just googling stuff,” but it’s still a unique and valuable skill you bring, so don’t shrug off the compliments so cavalierly, okay?“

And this was coming from an executive with an MBA. Don’t undervalue your googling skills, kids. It’s not lying if you know you can figure it out.

top tier search skills: finding the source of a rare meme
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Dear fellow dudes:

If the rash of men being called out for predatory behavior and sexual assault has caught your attention (and it should), then here’s a two point plan on how to react to it in a productive manner:

Step one: Don’t make your reaction about you (”I’m embarrassed to be a man” doesn’t help anyone)
Step two: Look at your behavior and the behavior of other guys you know and call it out if you see someone crossing the line.

Make the world a better and safer place for everyone. Don’t excuse predatory behavior and don’t let predators feel safe around you.
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pretty …beautiful

had to draw my kids…they deserve to be happy
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Me: I’m totally gonna be an asshole this playthrough

Asshole option: *appears*

Me:
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“Here’s the thing: I grew up in Kentucky. I sold insurance door-to-door. I sold ladies’ shoes. I worked at an all-night liquor store. I would buy suits that were too big and too long and cut the bottom of the pants off to make ties so I’d have a tie to go on job interviews. I grew up understanding what it was like to not have health insurance for eight years. So this idea that I’m somehow the “Hollywood elite” and this guy who takes a shit in a gold toilet is somehow the man of the people is laughable. People in Hollywood, for the most part, are people from the Midwest who moved to Hollywood to have a career. So this idea of “coastal elites” living in a bubble is ridiculous. Who lives in a bigger bubble? He lives in a gold tower and has twelve people in his company. He doesn’t run a corporation of hundreds of thousands of people he employs and takes care of. He ran a company of twelve people! When you direct a film you have seven different unions all wanting different things, you have to find consensus with all of them, and you have to get them moving in the same direction. He’s never had to do any of that kind of stuff. I just look at it and I laugh when I see him say “Hollywood elite.” Hollywood elite? I don’t have a star on Hollywood Boulevard, Donald Trump has a star on Hollywood Boulevard! Fuck you!”
- Now a word from the 46th President of The United States - George Clooney in Response to Trump calling him a Hollywood elite
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Please don’t give up. You are loved and you matter. You are not alone in the fight, and you are worth the fight.

I know that sounds like platitudes right now, because Depression does its best to weigh us down and make us believe that we’re never going to get through it, but we always do.

It worries me that you’re talking about giving up. I want you to talk to a professional as soon as you can. Here are some resources:

NAMI’s helpline: 800-950-6264

OK 2 Talk: http://ok2talk.org/

National Suicide Prevention Lifeline – Call 800-273-TALK (8255)

Crisis Text Line – Text NAMI to 741-741

And here are some things I do to help myself when I’m struggling:

Take a shower.

Eat a nutritious meal.

Take a walk outside (even if it’s literally to the corner and back).

Do something – throw a ball, play tug of war, give belly rubs – with a dog. Just about any activity with my dogs, even if it’s just a snuggle on the couch for a few minutes, helps me.

Do five minutes of yoga stretching.

Listen to a guided meditation and follow along as best as you can.

I’m sorry you’re suffering right now. That sucks a lot. I’m suffering right now too, and I went to my doctor today so we could talk about switching up my meds to help me get better. If I can do it, so can you. I promise.

Please check in with me in a day or two and let me know how you’re doing.
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fire-plug:

Here are some comics I made for this post. It’s a bunch of stuff about vaginas I wish I had known before it happened to me!

@nerdyconnoisseurninja

The last one killed me.
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koobaxion:

I got like zero sleep and I’m at work trying to act like a human being and I was nearly moved to tears by a stock photo of a sad businessman

he;s so sad
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Forest witch.
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me: please i'm trying to piss
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unofficially-nasa:

Are you suggesting we start punching professors?

idk about you but I know a couple of profs who could use a swift punch in the teeth

physically defend your thesis 
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I don’t know what this is from but it’s the gayest start to a fight I’ve ever seen
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solarsenpai:

DELETE THIS IMMEDIATELY
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Me 2 chapters into reading a slowburn fic:
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Your “preference” is not a preference, it is racism. You have internalized negative ideas of black men and for that reason you claim they’re not your “preference.” A preference is saying you like guys with brown hair or guys with blonde hair. Crossing out millions of diverse men that come in all shapes, skin tones and sizes is absolutely positively 100% due to racist beliefs. You may not be aware of it, but it’s true. Now saying you prefer brown haired guys over blonde haired guys is a preference because you’re not putting down their race in the process. Learn the difference between preference and racism before you start voicing your harmful opinions.
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Me: nothing
My head: tutant meenage neetle teetles
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