gonnamuke: When you share really personal shit about

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When you share really personal shit about urself and it’s fine in the moment and u feel good but like three hours later you’re like why did I say that?????? and your brain is literally flicking the lights on and off screaming welcome to hell!!! welcome to hell!!!
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yarking: seriousjones: the sexual tension between two

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the sexual tension between two gas stations on the same intersection

I’m so sick of this shit. Two gastations can’t even be on the same block without some walnut shipping them, while I can’t find a single fic for dennys/applebees with dennys bottoming.
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ghettoinuyasha: busket: does banksy know that

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does banksy know that like…prisons still exist? and they’re way more evil than someone who wants to see what their friends are up to online instead of talk to ur boring ass

funny that the majority of people who are gonna see his work are regular smartphone users i hate these dumbass artists who are like “technology and social media are bad! look at my art on twitter and facebook and tumblr! i have no self awareness, all i care about is views”
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ilyeunha: gay culture

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gay culture
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positivedoodles: [Image description: drawing of a pink cat...

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[Image description: drawing of a pink cat saying “Good luck with NaNoWriMo this year! You can write your novel. You got this.” in white text on a purple speech bubble.]
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thebibliosphere: chocolate-mintdromeda: thebibliosphere: I booked myself in for a massage...

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thebibliosphere:

I booked myself in for a massage tomorrow with my physio lady cause my jaw and neck are all locked up from the dentist today and it makes you fill out a little questionnaire to better tell your PT what kind of treatment you need. except when I was filling it in I’d just taken a bunch of pain killers and words were hard but then I logged back in to make sure I’d actually booked it and

Reason for your visit?

What kind(s) of pain are you experiencing?

Special Requests

I shouldn’t be laughing, I feel awful, but I’m just imagining you addressing a person this way.

Don’t feel too bad, my physio lady was pissing herself laughing when I showed up. Everytime she tried to pull up my profile to talk about the appointment she’d devolve into hearty chuckling while apologizing continually for laughing at my expense.

And for anyone wondering she was able to ease a considerable amount of the pain. Even while occasionally breaking out into bouts of barely suppressed giggling.
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powerfulweak: This totally looks like Barbie and her wife are on...

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This totally looks like Barbie and her wife are on their honeymoon, RVing around the country, and I am totally here for it.
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yarking: seriousjones: the sexual tension between two

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seriousjones:

the sexual tension between two gas stations on the same intersection

I’m so sick of this shit. Two gastations can’t even be on the same block without some walnut shipping them, while I can’t find a single fic for dennys/applebees with dennys bottoming.
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akaltynarchitectonica: popsicle-wonderland: elsies

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elsiesnuffin:

I’ve spent some time wondering at Dumbeldore’s rational for hiring Gilderoy Lockhart and I’ve reached the following conclusion.

When Dumbledore met Lockhart, all he thought was “Oh, this is going to be hilarious.”

I always got the vibe that Dumbledore was like, “there is no possible way for this man to be a Death Eater,” and hired him on the spot.

I like the idea of Dumbledore overcorrecting all the time.
First professor was a death eater? Lets get one who definitely isn’t.
That one was an egoistical jerkface? I’ll hire literally the most humble and unassuming human on Earth.
Lupin got kicked out by a bunch of parents? Lets go for a man who is incapable of taking any shit from anyone…. etc.
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