the-vegan-muser:That moment when you realize that you are a real...

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That moment when you realize that you are a real life Lisa Simpson.
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aperturescience: I know I was taking a little break to avoid all the stress of the Charlottesville..

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I know I was taking a little break to avoid all the stress of the Charlottesville rally being talked about on tumblr, but I also wanted to make sure all of my Jewish mutuals know how loved they are. I know this is scary and sometimes it feels like the only people looking out for us is ourselves, but know that you are not alone and have never been alone. We are one mishpacha, one family, and we will look after each other and keep each other safe like we always have. I love each and every one of you. Remember, the whole world is a very narrow bridge and the main thing is to have no fear at all.

Goyim, please reblog this instead of all the performative “punch a nazi” nonsense. Make your Jewish followers feel safe.
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tmbgareok: From the Onion back in the day.

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From the Onion back in the day.
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semitics: Hey Jews I hope you’re doing alright

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Hey Jews I hope you’re doing alright tonight. Honestly it can hurt to see the word Nazi 3,000 times on your dash. Please take care of yourself and take a break from social media if you feel you need to
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identity ask.........oh shit

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sleepymarshmallowmagic:

pennyroyalprincess:

yup-im-a-werewolf:

if someone wanted to really understand you, what would they read, watch, and listen to?

have you ever found a writer who thinks just like you? if so, who?

list your fandoms and one character from each that you identify with.

do you like your name?  is there another name you think would fit you better?

do you think of yourself as a human being or a human doing? do you identify yourself by the things you do?

are you religious/spiritual?

do you care about your ethnicity?

what musical artists have you most felt connected to over your lifetime?

are you an artist?

do you have a creed?

describe your ideal day.

dog person or cat person?

inside or outdoors?

are you a musician?

five most influential books over your lifetime.

if you’d grown up in a different environment, do you think you’d have turned out the same?

would you say your tumblr is a fair representation of the “real you”?

what’s your patronus?

which Harry Potter house would you be in? or are you a muggle?

would you rather be in Middle Earth, Narnia, Hogwarts, or somewhere else?

do you love easily?

list the top five things you spend the most time doing, in order.

how often would you want to see your family every year?

have you ever felt like you had a “mind-meld” with someone?

could you live as a hermit?

how would you describe your gender/sexuality?

do you feel like your outside appearance is a fair representation of the “real you”?

on a scale from 1 to 10, how hard is it for someone to get under your skin?

three songs that you connect with right now.

pick one of your favorite quotes.

first time I actually love these questions

guys i’m sick and sad. send me asks to cheer me up

Send me asks everyone!
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diversehighfantasy: centrumlumina: As part of the AO3 Ship...

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centrumlumina:

As part of the AO3 Ship Stats project, this list shows the 100 most-posted pairing tags on Archive Of Our Own in the period August 2016 - August 2017.

This list was created by comparison of current number of fics with data gathered for the 2016 AO3 Ship Stats.

There are 64 M/M pairings on the list, 18 F/M, 8 F/F, 6 Gen and 4 Other. (Please note that on AO3, ‘Name & Name’ indicates platonic relationships (Gen), while ‘Name/Name’ is used for romantic pairings.)

Of the 200 names on the list, 34 are women and 4 are characters of ambiguous gender, down from 34 and 7 in the 2016 list. 61 are POC, and 11 are racially ambiguous, compared with 49 and 15 last year.

For more information about the AO3 Ship Stats project, please check out the accompanying FAQs. You might also be interested in the All-Time Top 100 Pairings and the Femslash Top 100 list.

A text-only version of this data is beneath the cut.

Edit: Fixed race category for Otabek Altin.

Edit 2: Removed Kaidan Alenko/Shepard and Roronoa Zoro/Vinsmoke Sanji to fix data processing errors.

Edit 3: Fixed rank change values

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It’s that time of year again….
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hittingbongs-droppingthongs: charmasu: self care: deleti

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charmasu:

self care: deleting people you don’t fuck with anymore off all social media

!!!
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exponentiate: 713-4th-ward-g: yofavoriteplug: sonoanthony: L...

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713-4th-ward-g:

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sonoanthony:

LMFAOOOOOOO

😂😂

LMAOOO

@the-axiom-of-choice
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“She walked quickly through the darkness with the frank stride of someone who was at least certain that the forest, on this damp and windy night, contained strange and terrible things and she was it.”
- Terry Pratchett, Wyrd Sisters
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dongboss: syrinfin: skarchomp: funyuns-n-coffee: honestlyyoun...

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syrinfin:

skarchomp:

funyuns-n-coffee:

honestlyyoungpersona:

At such moments, I realize that all these stupid stereotypes about us do not have the right to exist

This video is one of the most powerful things I’ve ever seen.

this guys lives in the thirtieth century

so if you think you’re cool ask yourself : are you as cool as him ?

this is the most powerful man on earth
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Fun Facts About Honey

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some-kind-of-bad-pun:

thewannabeee:

- Honey is mostly sugar (WoW!) it is 80% sugar and 20% water (double WoW!)

- There are over 20,000 species of bees, but only 4 make HONEY

-Honey is the ONLY food that contains all the substances you need to survive (Including WATER)

-Children under the age of 1 should not eat honey… why? because sometimes it contains bad stuff called botulism and can cause them to get botulism poisoning (that sucks, even infants should taste the deliciousness that is honey)

-Honey will crystallize under optimum temperatures (this has a lot to do with how you store it)

-Bees produce honey to eat during the winter when there are no flowers and no nectar for them.

-A honeybee would only need an ounce of honey to be able to fuel a flight around the world (this makes for a very cultural bee!)

-A typical beehive can make up to 400 pounds of honey a year! (Wowza!)

This reads like it was written by a bee and I’m 100% here for it

This is singlehandedly THE BEST compliment I have ever received :)
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pr1nceshawn:

Animals Who Are Almost-Exact Copies Of Animated Movie Characters.

I LOVE THIS.
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murkypluviophile:

megaceros:

small fat low poly birbs

jiggle, my sons

The best use of jiggle physics 
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i5ero: awesomeships: PUPPIESSSSS!!!! When I

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awesomeships:

PUPPIESSSSS!!!!

When I don’t get what u mean
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