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Feb. 15th, 2017
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isabellaphant:
tophatfloof:
rosalui:
karnsway:
memecucker:
do people actually read books while in the bathtub
how do you not get everything wet
why is this making me laugh so fucking hard
THANK YOU FOR ADDING A VISUAL OMG
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isabellaphant:
tophatfloof:
rosalui:
karnsway:
memecucker:
do people actually read books while in the bathtub
how do you not get everything wet
why is this making me laugh so fucking hard
THANK YOU FOR ADDING A VISUAL OMG
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cobaltdays:
Lol: Lots of lesbians
G2g: Got to gay
Brb: Being really bisexual
Wtf: Wonderful trans folk
Rsvp: Really soft, very pan
Tba: Thinking bout aces
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cobaltdays:
Lol: Lots of lesbians
G2g: Got to gay
Brb: Being really bisexual
Wtf: Wonderful trans folk
Rsvp: Really soft, very pan
Tba: Thinking bout aces
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“The sweet, fragrant curves of your body,
the soft, spiced contours of your flesh
Invite me, and I come. I stay
until dawn breathes its light and night slips away.
You’re beautiful from head to toe, my dear love,
beautiful beyond compare, absolutely flawless.”
- Song of Solomon 4:6, 7 (The Message)
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“The sweet, fragrant curves of your body,
the soft, spiced contours of your flesh
Invite me, and I come. I stay
until dawn breathes its light and night slips away.
You’re beautiful from head to toe, my dear love,
beautiful beyond compare, absolutely flawless.”
- Song of Solomon 4:6, 7 (The Message)
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glumshoe:
imagine Bob Ross painting in the style of Hieronymus Bosch
“this little demon down here is kind of lonely, let’s give him some happy little friends. little demon party.”
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glumshoe:
imagine Bob Ross painting in the style of Hieronymus Bosch
“this little demon down here is kind of lonely, let’s give him some happy little friends. little demon party.”
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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
samdirector24:
thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
lightlybow:
matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll:
gokuma:
lightlybow:
Them: Oh you don’t want this cat. He’s wild and he bites everyone and he’ll never just sit nicely in your lap. He’s a project cat.
Me: That’s okay, I’m a project person.
Two weeks later:
He won’t leave.
@donskoi
Tell us your secret oh great kitty whisperer.
Step one: let him hide or shy away from you if he wants to. He wouldn’t let me touch him for a couple days after we got back from the shelter. His comfort was more important than me getting to touch him.
Step two: make yourself nonthreatening. In my case this meant being very quiet, bringing food and lying down on the ground within his eyesight as an invitation to investigate.
Step three: watch his body language and don’t do things that make him uncomfortable. Turns out my cat often bit when he was overstimulated so I made sure not to overwhelm him.
Step four: draw lines, but not with brute force. Even though his biting wasn’t meant to hurt, I wanted to make sure he wouldn’t injure anyone in the future. So I decided when he bit me, I’d yelp “ow!” And then withdraw all physical contact for a few minutes, sometimes leaving the room. Now he never bites, but sometimes he puts his teeth on my hand and then thinks better of it.
Step five: provide a good outlet for destructive behaviors. Aka PLAY WITH HIM, SEVERAL TIMES A DAY.
Step six: be patient.
Step seven: get lucky and somehow pick up the best cat in the entire shelter. I don’t know how it happened but he’s a godsend. He’s literally cuddled me out of a panic attack. We both really needed each other.
HOW TO BEFRIEND THE WILD KITTEHS
Such a good kitteh 😸
A PURE SOUL
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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
samdirector24:
thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
lightlybow:
matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll:
gokuma:
lightlybow:
Them: Oh you don’t want this cat. He’s wild and he bites everyone and he’ll never just sit nicely in your lap. He’s a project cat.
Me: That’s okay, I’m a project person.
Two weeks later:
He won’t leave.
@donskoi
Tell us your secret oh great kitty whisperer.
Step one: let him hide or shy away from you if he wants to. He wouldn’t let me touch him for a couple days after we got back from the shelter. His comfort was more important than me getting to touch him.
Step two: make yourself nonthreatening. In my case this meant being very quiet, bringing food and lying down on the ground within his eyesight as an invitation to investigate.
Step three: watch his body language and don’t do things that make him uncomfortable. Turns out my cat often bit when he was overstimulated so I made sure not to overwhelm him.
Step four: draw lines, but not with brute force. Even though his biting wasn’t meant to hurt, I wanted to make sure he wouldn’t injure anyone in the future. So I decided when he bit me, I’d yelp “ow!” And then withdraw all physical contact for a few minutes, sometimes leaving the room. Now he never bites, but sometimes he puts his teeth on my hand and then thinks better of it.
Step five: provide a good outlet for destructive behaviors. Aka PLAY WITH HIM, SEVERAL TIMES A DAY.
Step six: be patient.
Step seven: get lucky and somehow pick up the best cat in the entire shelter. I don’t know how it happened but he’s a godsend. He’s literally cuddled me out of a panic attack. We both really needed each other.
HOW TO BEFRIEND THE WILD KITTEHS
Such a good kitteh 😸
A PURE SOUL
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darkskinlyn:
me: *moving the camera around my character, checking them out*
my character:
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darkskinlyn:
me: *moving the camera around my character, checking them out*
my character:
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kldzbop:
officialnasa:
kldzbop:
how many star in the sky
Like 7 star
good job nasa keep up the good work
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kldzbop:
officialnasa:
kldzbop:
how many star in the sky
Like 7 star
good job nasa keep up the good work
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catsofinstagram:
From @lily_nyanko: “Happy nap time ♡” #catsofinstagram [source: http://ift.tt/1n5VQ9u ]
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catsofinstagram:
From @lily_nyanko: “Happy nap time ♡” #catsofinstagram [source: http://ift.tt/1n5VQ9u ]
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captainsnoop:
captainsnoop:
one thing i hate in horror movies or games is whenever there’s a situation that’s like “we GOTTA get OUTTA this HOUSE” nobody ever picks up like, a lamp or a heavy book and just breaks a fucking window
like in RE7 for example, in order to get outside you gotta find three dog head statues and solve a stupid puzzle to unlock a door
but there’s like, windows everywhere
and ethan has a gun
just fucking shoot a window and go outside
or throw your gun at the window. guns are heavy, it’ll break the window.
you know whats more dangerous than a window?
hillbilly puzzle murder mutants
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captainsnoop:
captainsnoop:
one thing i hate in horror movies or games is whenever there’s a situation that’s like “we GOTTA get OUTTA this HOUSE” nobody ever picks up like, a lamp or a heavy book and just breaks a fucking window
like in RE7 for example, in order to get outside you gotta find three dog head statues and solve a stupid puzzle to unlock a door
but there’s like, windows everywhere
and ethan has a gun
just fucking shoot a window and go outside
or throw your gun at the window. guns are heavy, it’ll break the window.
you know whats more dangerous than a window?
hillbilly puzzle murder mutants
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ghost-of-algren:
trapqueenkoopa:
eternal-victor:
eternal-victor:
trapqueenkoopa:
eternal-victor:
medicine:
angelaslayvis:
girl on the far right sun
girl on the far left moon
if books made you turn white i’d make myself illiterate
I can’t tell if this is transformation fetish porn or “not like other girls” superiority complex fap
it’s the latter with a sprinkle of the former but the artist doesn’t know it
the real gender binary: bimbo or smartgirl
I guess it’s “not like most transformation porn” because if it was it would be in reverse
Either way I know who I’d rather hang out with lmao
Shocker! It’s actually transformation porn! The artist apologised if it was mistaken for social commentary and explained it was a comission
Wild
kebgjhgjBG im dying because it’s legit better that it’s fetish porn than social commentary and that’s where we’re at in 2017
this was a better twist ending than m. night shyamalan‘s entire filmography.
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ghost-of-algren:
trapqueenkoopa:
eternal-victor:
eternal-victor:
trapqueenkoopa:
eternal-victor:
medicine:
angelaslayvis:
girl on the far right sun
girl on the far left moon
if books made you turn white i’d make myself illiterate
I can’t tell if this is transformation fetish porn or “not like other girls” superiority complex fap
it’s the latter with a sprinkle of the former but the artist doesn’t know it
the real gender binary: bimbo or smartgirl
I guess it’s “not like most transformation porn” because if it was it would be in reverse
Either way I know who I’d rather hang out with lmao
Shocker! It’s actually transformation porn! The artist apologised if it was mistaken for social commentary and explained it was a comission
Wild
kebgjhgjBG im dying because it’s legit better that it’s fetish porn than social commentary and that’s where we’re at in 2017
this was a better twist ending than m. night shyamalan‘s entire filmography.
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idreamofaworldofcouture:
Sculptures by MyeongBeom Kim
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idreamofaworldofcouture:
Sculptures by MyeongBeom Kim
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