Dec. 15th, 2016

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ysera:

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ysera:

beauty and the beast but reverse, i kiss the love of my life and she turns into a sick fucking monster and it’s awesome

shrek

never mind post cancelled 
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stormbends:

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How does reading about the same two fuckers falling in love over and over again make a person so goddamn happy.

#WILL THEY KISS? #of course they’re going to kiss #YEAH BUT WILL THEY KISS?????????

Omg. Every. Fucking. Time.
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random design of some kind of flapflap mermaid

someone on twitter dubbed ‘em a Manta Wraith, of which I heartily approve.
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get to know me meme; 9/40 male characters: jonathan byers
Sometimes, people don’t really say what they’re really thinking. But you capture the right moment, it says more. 
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feelingwomanish:

… . clear skin
… . good health
… . good fortune
… . passion
… . laughter
… . friendship
… . good sex, if you want it
… . for your crush to work out in your favor
… . good grades, if you’re in school
… . appreciation
… . love of all kinds
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Something’s a little fishy about the IKEA Santa, but I think I trust him more than all the others.

@up-sideand-down

the best santa
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silverbellsolicitor:

It kind of really confuses me when Barbie commercials have little girls dressing them up and brushing their hair
Like no
Barbie is not about fashion. Barbie is about collecting as many dolls as you can get your grubby 7 year old hands on and dominating the living room with your expansive empire of plastic women. Barbie is about creating intricate social structures and spicy inter-family conflicts between town house residents. Barbie is about formulating complex back stories for tortured Ken dolls with emotional scars. It’s about creating near-sadistic dramatic plot twists that split up marriages and cause that one Barbie you really dislike to be ceremoniously tossed down the stairs in order to be offed by the jealous ex-wife of Ken #4.

Yes, but how do you make it into a marketable commercial that won’t freak parents and caregivers out?

I’ve always had the impression that advertisers don’t really understand how girls play with their toys.

When I played with Barbies I had this thing called “The Dead Pit” which was a purple bratz laundry hamper. So whenever a Barbie got killed off she would go in there. And what I would do was I would carry her to the dead pit while singing the dead pit song. The dead pit song was just saying “The dead pit” over and over again in different tones. Anyway, once I finally reached the pit I would announce “(name) has died.” And drop her in. I would wait a few moments. Then, I would violently shake the hamper while shrieking, pretending to be the tortured souls of dead barbies of the underworld. I thought it was hilarious.

Children terrify me.
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Literally name ONE thing that’s better than a dog

Two dogs

SHIT U RIGHT
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The Assad broke the ceasefire and the people in Aleppo are still trapped….. The genocide is continuing and sadly not enough is being done to stop it.

Please help spread awareness or at least give what you can to these organizations:

http://ift.tt/2hoQ5EY (Syria Relief)

http://ift.tt/2hqMEKY (Save the Children)

http://ift.tt/2hoRF9Y? (Islamic Relief Worldwide)

http://ift.tt/2hqJrem (Karam Foundation)

http://ift.tt/2dDddzx (Doctors Without Borders)

http://ift.tt/2gFDpdq (The White Helmets)

Btw I’m not trying to make anyone feel guilty about not donating. It’s okay… In this tough economy not everyone has is like that. But there’s still a lot of people who don’t know about this and I really want as many people to be aware as possible
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Ashley Callingbull Burnham aka Miss Universe 2015 is the first indigenous person to win that distinction. She posted these before and after photos with her dorky, pre-teen self to show that we should never forget where we came from and spent the first 48 hours after the pageant critiquing Canada’s Harper administration while bringing awareness to the plight of missing and murdered Native women. I’m not into beauty pageants, but this lady rocks.
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#SignedByTrump

Only a few of the quotes that the President Elect, Donald Trump, has said about women.
After many many hours, my photography final is FINALLY finished. It has been deleted off Facebook and Instagram, so I’m hoping it can stay up on Tumblr.

oh, this is good
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Today’s absurdist missive from Wikipedia: I was in fact there to learn something about the mathematical theorem, but was not prepared for the majesty of all of this.

’“Hairy balls” redirects here.’

Then where’s the page about hirsute scrotums?
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kyrstin:

hear me out: a cutthroat kitchen-type contest for fanfic writers. contestants are given a different trope to write each round. sabotages include making an opponent write in first person, requiring them to write in a particular AU, making them incorporate the opening structure of my immortal. alton brown looks over your shoulder while you write the smut.

Oh, god.

@bipolar-berry-crunch

A grab bag of horrible euphemisms are on the table, you bid for the privilege of being the only author allowed to use “cock”

You only get to use the character’s names and/or their pronouns once for every 1000 words. Beyond that, you must say “the taller one,” “the detective,” etc.

[fifteen seconds before you’re eliminated] “So this is a, sort of a, rustic, deconstructed high school bodyswap fake relationship fic…”

“I was so psyched to write my Fuck Or Die fic! I immediately picked up symbolic flowers, a prostate massager, and the dog they would adopt together…and then I realized – I totally forgot the aliens to make them do it.”

The most brutally sabotaged contestant ends up writing something so bad it becomes the most famous fic in all of fandom, forever. No one remembers who actually won the contest.
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iates:

“People frequently noted on the restaurant’s Facebook page that they waited more than 40 minutes for a sandwich—and that’s when the diner was even open. Because the employees set the shop’s hours by group decision, the restaurant opened and closed at random times, leaving potential sandwich buyers totally confused.

(…)

Even Bartertown’s inclusive, progressive politics couldn’t please everyone in their community. When the diner offered a free meal to Grand Rapids police officers as a ‘thank you’ for keeping their neighborhood safe, local socialists complained that the business was abrogating its core ideals by siding with fascists and supporting ‘nearly all-white police force in this era of police violence.’”

By Emily Zanotti

ohhh my god

The Garden Diner and Cafe—previously known as the Bartertown Diner—featured a vegan, vegetarian and raw food menu that had met with significant national acclaim. But the restaurant’s business model, which did not allow for bosses or managers, promised a “living wage” to all employees and a strong union, did not allow the restaurant to make enough profit to stay in business.

OHH MU GOD

On Reddit, the restaurant’s frequent political statements produced fiery confrontations. Some Grand Rapids residents resented that Bartertown offered them a side of Che Guevara with every bahn mi and $2 taco. Customers also complained that the restaurants “equal pay, no tipping” scheme failed to reward exceptional service, pointing out on the message board that “you shouldn’t try running your business on political good will alone.”

LOL

So, in a no-win situation, and discovering first hand the troubles that have plagued Communism for more than a century, the restaurant was forced to close its doors. As one community member put it, they discovered that “you can’t make payroll and your bills with Facebook and Tumblr ‘likes.‘”

The owner, for his part, is admitting his mistake. When asked what his next venture would be, he told MLive.com that he was “taking a vacation.”

How bourgeois.

hahaha

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