Logic

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dietgravity:

ashermajestywishes:

onestoryline:

Straight guys: “You live an hour away. Nah fam. That’s far.”
Lesbians: “6 hours? Could be worse. You free this weekend?”

Lesbians: “Different continents? Opposite sides of the same continent. I live in the Arctic and you live in Antarctica boo? No prob… We’ll just have the best fucking cyber/phone/email/smoke signals sex until I can get to you and i will get to you. ”

This is funny to me because I’m friends with a lesbian whose gf was in germany

and she still flew across the world to have sex with her

lameorgy: when my friends ask me for money

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when my friends ask me for money 

gogetfruitpunched: Okay, but imagine if Tumblr mobile let you know when you got a fucking message...

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Okay, but imagine if Tumblr mobile let you know when you got a fucking message instead of being a piece of shit and making me look like an asshole for blogging and not responding as if I’m ignoring everyone when really I’m just on my phone.

bellygangstaboo: This went up quickly (at 24th and Bryant)

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This went up quickly (at 24th and Bryant)

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fuckmestupid: sparrf: sparrf: this baby chick is almost too...

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sparrf:

sparrf:

this baby chick is almost too perfect shes got eyeliner and look at those cheeks… she is so round and beautiful

4 days old and already a star

she knows her angles too

netlfix: netlfix: whats ET short for? because

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netlfix:

whats ET short for?

because he’s got little legs

Me: *cleans makeup brushes* at last, here I am. Finally pulling my life together.

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Me: *cleans makeup brushes* at last, here I am. Finally pulling my life together.

dyingscum: and then God said “let her have a

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and then God said “let her have a good hair day” amen.