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Nov. 5th, 2016
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c-a-k-e:
I’m gunna eat a whole bottle of flinstones vitamins and astral project to mcdonalds to order a fourth dimensional mcflurry and cry in the mcbathroom
c-a-k-e:
I’m gunna eat a whole bottle of flinstones vitamins and astral project to mcdonalds to order a fourth dimensional mcflurry and cry in the mcbathroom
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starcrossed-sky:
daftalchemist:
f1rstperson:
princeloki:
twenty years ago there was a big to-do all about this new website called Ask Jeeves. back then, if you wanted to search the web, you used yahoo search, and back then, search indexing was SHIT
if you didn’t use the exact correct phrasing in your query, you didn’t find anything you wanted. and this was hard for humans to handle, because we’re used to asking questions, not parsing pieces of information into the most efficient phrases that will relate to larger banks of information
i was 8. i still read zoobooks. yahoo search was both dazzling and monumentally frustrating to me
so the thing about askjeeves.com was… you ask the search engine a question, and it uses algorithms to interpret your query to gather information, and respond to you in a human way. it was groundbreaking
two years later, google hit the web. i still remember being in the computer lab doing a research project and having a teacher tell me, “try this new search engine, its better than yahoo”
im telling you this because i know there ate kids who were borm into the age of Google… how good it got and how fast
because back then, search indexing still fucking SUCKED. back then there were people you knew who were “good at google” because you still needed to plug in the right words to find the right pages
today, i could reach into my pocket and pull out a device that both sees and hears me, and slur into the microphone “when was the sun born” and google will deliver me its age and all the theories and information surrounding the creation of our solar system
thats a lot of power to have. and when its that easy to get answers i want the comfort of knowing that you’re all taking the time to ask questions
This is why back in the day we had actually classes on how to use a search engine (I mean, it was usually just a few hours but still). I remember compare/contrast shit about yahoo, askjeeves, and google, and having to be super careful about how you phrased things.
Google is so good.
tbh I still think there should be classes that teach you how to use search engines because your life is so much better when you learn all the tips and tricks to use a boolean search in a precise manner because you don’t have to sift through search results to find the thing you actually need
this is so interesting because those of us FROM the era of these old search engines search in a completely different way
like I’m Google generation but I’m still like. stupidly precise with my keywords. the habit doesn’t die.
starcrossed-sky:
daftalchemist:
f1rstperson:
princeloki:
twenty years ago there was a big to-do all about this new website called Ask Jeeves. back then, if you wanted to search the web, you used yahoo search, and back then, search indexing was SHIT
if you didn’t use the exact correct phrasing in your query, you didn’t find anything you wanted. and this was hard for humans to handle, because we’re used to asking questions, not parsing pieces of information into the most efficient phrases that will relate to larger banks of information
i was 8. i still read zoobooks. yahoo search was both dazzling and monumentally frustrating to me
so the thing about askjeeves.com was… you ask the search engine a question, and it uses algorithms to interpret your query to gather information, and respond to you in a human way. it was groundbreaking
two years later, google hit the web. i still remember being in the computer lab doing a research project and having a teacher tell me, “try this new search engine, its better than yahoo”
im telling you this because i know there ate kids who were borm into the age of Google… how good it got and how fast
because back then, search indexing still fucking SUCKED. back then there were people you knew who were “good at google” because you still needed to plug in the right words to find the right pages
today, i could reach into my pocket and pull out a device that both sees and hears me, and slur into the microphone “when was the sun born” and google will deliver me its age and all the theories and information surrounding the creation of our solar system
thats a lot of power to have. and when its that easy to get answers i want the comfort of knowing that you’re all taking the time to ask questions
This is why back in the day we had actually classes on how to use a search engine (I mean, it was usually just a few hours but still). I remember compare/contrast shit about yahoo, askjeeves, and google, and having to be super careful about how you phrased things.
Google is so good.
tbh I still think there should be classes that teach you how to use search engines because your life is so much better when you learn all the tips and tricks to use a boolean search in a precise manner because you don’t have to sift through search results to find the thing you actually need
this is so interesting because those of us FROM the era of these old search engines search in a completely different way
like I’m Google generation but I’m still like. stupidly precise with my keywords. the habit doesn’t die.
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zenaxaria:
i hate my smile but here’s a few pics from the last couple days ❤️
zenaxaria:
i hate my smile but here’s a few pics from the last couple days ❤️
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uglyfun:
So this is 8 ½ minutes long but i guarantee you it’s the best 8 ½ minutes of TV you’ll see this week.
uglyfun:
So this is 8 ½ minutes long but i guarantee you it’s the best 8 ½ minutes of TV you’ll see this week.
how y'all think petitions work
Nov. 5th, 2016 03:21 amvia http://ift.tt/2eIDfwx:
protagtouko:
biden: sir……..the Teens want to change the national economy to communism
obama: oh no…..how many signatures are there
biden: sir there’s…there’s 100,000
obama: *sheds a tear* then it seems we have no choice…..comrade
protagtouko:
biden: sir……..the Teens want to change the national economy to communism
obama: oh no…..how many signatures are there
biden: sir there’s…there’s 100,000
obama: *sheds a tear* then it seems we have no choice…..comrade
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darthlenaplant:
betweenthetights:
talking to trump supporters
Oder FPÖ-Wählern.
darthlenaplant:
betweenthetights:
talking to trump supporters
Oder FPÖ-Wählern.
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queenklu:
blaeddelrunner:
phantoms-lair:
digg:
she’s like a beautiful norse god come to life and she controls the cows
she’s actually Swedish artist and singer Jonna Jinton and she’s singing
Kulning, an ancient Swedish herding call
@artisticnutcase
the clanking of the cowbells and the fog are just perfect omfg
queenklu:
blaeddelrunner:
phantoms-lair:
digg:
she’s like a beautiful norse god come to life and she controls the cows
she’s actually Swedish artist and singer Jonna Jinton and she’s singing
Kulning, an ancient Swedish herding call
@artisticnutcase
the clanking of the cowbells and the fog are just perfect omfg
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youngblackandvegan:
zerosuit:
babydreamgirl:
mymodernmet:
School Successfully Replaces Detention With a Mindful Meditation Room
this is such a good and productive decision?
Ok everyone should do this. Stop punishing children for having emotions. School is stressful! They’re reacting to the stress, especially if they have teachers that dismiss them
What a beautiful concept. Protect and help the babies
youngblackandvegan:
zerosuit:
babydreamgirl:
mymodernmet:
School Successfully Replaces Detention With a Mindful Meditation Room
this is such a good and productive decision?
Ok everyone should do this. Stop punishing children for having emotions. School is stressful! They’re reacting to the stress, especially if they have teachers that dismiss them
What a beautiful concept. Protect and help the babies
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wynesthesia:
pattissecretartblog:
words-n-weapons:
pattissecretartblog:
sombra is a lesbian here is the evidence:
I feel like there is more to this then we let on
she can retract her finger nails
dem colors tho
dat fade tho
retract depending on what she doin tho
she bi
wynesthesia:
pattissecretartblog:
words-n-weapons:
pattissecretartblog:
sombra is a lesbian here is the evidence:
I feel like there is more to this then we let on
she can retract her finger nails
dem colors tho
dat fade tho
retract depending on what she doin tho
she bi
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garnetismypatronus:
Trying to help monogamous friends with their relationship problems
garnetismypatronus:
Trying to help monogamous friends with their relationship problems
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falling4westallen:
spoonmeb:
note-a-bear:
milkdromeduh:
mythicromantic:
micdotcom:
Watch: Terry Crews has some brilliant points about feminism — including an apt parallel to Civil Rights.
Thank you for hitting all those nail Terry
You can tell he’s really been doing self-reflection in addition to research from how he frames his answer.
Terry is my manspo, truly
Like…my man has been doing work.
Terry and the Rock are two men who have really talked about their personals struggles and growth. I’m here for it.
Nothing more attractive than a person who tells the truth, acknowledges their mistakes and grows from them.
falling4westallen:
spoonmeb:
note-a-bear:
milkdromeduh:
mythicromantic:
micdotcom:
Watch: Terry Crews has some brilliant points about feminism — including an apt parallel to Civil Rights.
Thank you for hitting all those nail Terry
You can tell he’s really been doing self-reflection in addition to research from how he frames his answer.
Terry is my manspo, truly
Like…my man has been doing work.
Terry and the Rock are two men who have really talked about their personals struggles and growth. I’m here for it.
Nothing more attractive than a person who tells the truth, acknowledges their mistakes and grows from them.
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manalanneiti:
accidentallypatriotic:
dztriple:
HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO
Ahhh
this is what my heaven is made of
manalanneiti:
accidentallypatriotic:
dztriple:
HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO
Ahhh
this is what my heaven is made of
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classofcyprians:
jayymars:
tyrannyoftheurgent:
dudewhyamistillonthis:
tombradyeverything:
Nike Snow Day Commercial
I need to marry him
Can I just say how happy I am with the diversity here? Can this level of diversity be the new standard where anything lacking it is weird and confusingly bland?
^^^^
damn I love this! They all look amazing
classofcyprians:
jayymars:
tyrannyoftheurgent:
dudewhyamistillonthis:
tombradyeverything:
Nike Snow Day Commercial
I need to marry him
Can I just say how happy I am with the diversity here? Can this level of diversity be the new standard where anything lacking it is weird and confusingly bland?
^^^^
damn I love this! They all look amazing
prasejeebus: Me: Drama….? I don’t know
Nov. 5th, 2016 07:31 amvia http://ift.tt/2ey0OLa:
prasejeebus:
Me: Drama….? I don’t know her. I stay away from unnecessary problems.
Me: sees an opportunity to be petty
Me:
prasejeebus:
Me: Drama….? I don’t know her. I stay away from unnecessary problems.
Me: sees an opportunity to be petty
Me:
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aspidelaps:
#that time u met jesus and he was just like haha check out this sweet yo-yo
aspidelaps:
#that time u met jesus and he was just like haha check out this sweet yo-yo
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butts-bouncing-on-the-beltway:
vaspider:
grumblingintothevoid:
Pro tip: If you know someone has issues with their immune system, tell them if you get sick. If you have plans, let them know you’re sick (yes, even if you’re “mostly over it”). If they choose to risk it, then at least it’s their choice, and they can take extra steps to avoid catching your bug.
If they ask to reschedule, or do go but refuse to touch you or get to close, don’t get angry. Don’t be offended. They’re literally just trying to look out for their health.
Even if it’s a scratchy throat, or you feel a little stuffed up, and you’re not “really sick”, still say something.
PLEASE.
This includes temporary or short term compromised immune systems like someone on (or with a relative on) chemo or someone who’s got one of the “walking” viruses that makes them more susceptible to other illnesses, or people with strained or complicated pregnancies, or anything else I’m forgetting here.
I also like to let people know if I have gotten sick within 24 hours after seeing them, so that they know I might have been contagious and they might need to try to pre-empt anything I passed on.
butts-bouncing-on-the-beltway:
vaspider:
grumblingintothevoid:
Pro tip: If you know someone has issues with their immune system, tell them if you get sick. If you have plans, let them know you’re sick (yes, even if you’re “mostly over it”). If they choose to risk it, then at least it’s their choice, and they can take extra steps to avoid catching your bug.
If they ask to reschedule, or do go but refuse to touch you or get to close, don’t get angry. Don’t be offended. They’re literally just trying to look out for their health.
Even if it’s a scratchy throat, or you feel a little stuffed up, and you’re not “really sick”, still say something.
PLEASE.
This includes temporary or short term compromised immune systems like someone on (or with a relative on) chemo or someone who’s got one of the “walking” viruses that makes them more susceptible to other illnesses, or people with strained or complicated pregnancies, or anything else I’m forgetting here.
I also like to let people know if I have gotten sick within 24 hours after seeing them, so that they know I might have been contagious and they might need to try to pre-empt anything I passed on.
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cryoverkiltmilk:
thetrippytrip:
Apple is based out of California, they generated 233.7 billon dollars in revenue last year. Yet Apple refuses to manufacture in the USA. Apple has continued to use Foxconn as their manufacturer, and America has continued to turn the other cheek.
Also, Foxconn’s response to the mass suicide risk?
They strung nets between the buildings, rather than address the working conditions.
cryoverkiltmilk:
thetrippytrip:
Apple is based out of California, they generated 233.7 billon dollars in revenue last year. Yet Apple refuses to manufacture in the USA. Apple has continued to use Foxconn as their manufacturer, and America has continued to turn the other cheek.
Also, Foxconn’s response to the mass suicide risk?
They strung nets between the buildings, rather than address the working conditions.
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qstronaut:
me: *says the vaguest most incoherent shit ever*
me: you know what i mean :/
qstronaut:
me: *says the vaguest most incoherent shit ever*
me: you know what i mean :/
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communistbakery:
english teacher explaining proper nouns: dont forget to capitalize!
marx:
communistbakery:
english teacher explaining proper nouns: dont forget to capitalize!
marx:
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smeagleeagle:
hyandrogynous:
sarcasticfina:
bedussey:
I just learned that there’s a man who shops at trader joes in Seattle and buys things in bulk and then transports them up to Vancouver to his own store called “pirate joes” because there are no trader joes in Canada. He’s gotten banned at some trader joes because of this and sometimes has to put on disguises to shop and he even hires people to go shopping for him and it’s like a secret mission. He even has a van that says “grocers without borders” and trader joes has sued him and lost. My favorite part of this is that this whole situation could be easily fixed by trader joes opening a store in Vancouver and hiring him
Chaotic good
Do this the other way around with kinder eggs
smeagleeagle:
hyandrogynous:
sarcasticfina:
bedussey:
I just learned that there’s a man who shops at trader joes in Seattle and buys things in bulk and then transports them up to Vancouver to his own store called “pirate joes” because there are no trader joes in Canada. He’s gotten banned at some trader joes because of this and sometimes has to put on disguises to shop and he even hires people to go shopping for him and it’s like a secret mission. He even has a van that says “grocers without borders” and trader joes has sued him and lost. My favorite part of this is that this whole situation could be easily fixed by trader joes opening a store in Vancouver and hiring him
Chaotic good
Do this the other way around with kinder eggs
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hiddlesherethereeverywhere:
pr1nceshawn:
Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life.
THIS IS IMPORTANT
When I was a child, from the time I was about four and could understand things, my mom told me and my brother that we should have a secret word. That way, if we were ever in trouble or felt unsafe and we didn’t want the people around us to know we needed her to come get us, we could let her know. So she let us pick the word and my brother and I chose the phrase “peanut butter cups.” (I’m happy to share the phrase now since both my brother and I are adults now).
I used the phrase twice in my life. Once, I was at a friends house when I eight years old. Her dad got really drunk and was throwing things against the wall. I was really scared and I didn’t want to draw attention to myself on the phone when I called my mom to come get me because I didn’t know if he would get more violent if I asked her to come get me. So I called her and was calm and after a couple minutes I asked “Hey mommy, did you get me those peanut butter cups from the store?” And she said “I’ll be right there.” And she came and got me within minutes.
Second, I was a teenager spending the night at a friends house. Her brother and dad were drinking and they started talking about things that made me uncomfortable - ie: what they liked to do to women. My friend didn’t seem perturbed and said that was normal for them and that I shouldn’t worry. But I was worried because they were really drunk and I was 15 and the only ‘woman’ around that wasn’t related to them. I went in my friends room, told her I needed to call my mom and say goodnight. Before I hung up with her I asked “Next time we go to the store, can we get some peanut butters cups? I’ve been craving them.” And she came and got me, just like that.
Two incidents, one as a young child, one years later as a teen. Don’t discredit this stuff, it fucking works. My brother used it a few times too. Let your child pick the word and no never, ever, ever, ever get mad at them for using it no matter what it is.
hiddlesherethereeverywhere:
pr1nceshawn:
Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life.
THIS IS IMPORTANT
When I was a child, from the time I was about four and could understand things, my mom told me and my brother that we should have a secret word. That way, if we were ever in trouble or felt unsafe and we didn’t want the people around us to know we needed her to come get us, we could let her know. So she let us pick the word and my brother and I chose the phrase “peanut butter cups.” (I’m happy to share the phrase now since both my brother and I are adults now).
I used the phrase twice in my life. Once, I was at a friends house when I eight years old. Her dad got really drunk and was throwing things against the wall. I was really scared and I didn’t want to draw attention to myself on the phone when I called my mom to come get me because I didn’t know if he would get more violent if I asked her to come get me. So I called her and was calm and after a couple minutes I asked “Hey mommy, did you get me those peanut butter cups from the store?” And she said “I’ll be right there.” And she came and got me within minutes.
Second, I was a teenager spending the night at a friends house. Her brother and dad were drinking and they started talking about things that made me uncomfortable - ie: what they liked to do to women. My friend didn’t seem perturbed and said that was normal for them and that I shouldn’t worry. But I was worried because they were really drunk and I was 15 and the only ‘woman’ around that wasn’t related to them. I went in my friends room, told her I needed to call my mom and say goodnight. Before I hung up with her I asked “Next time we go to the store, can we get some peanut butters cups? I’ve been craving them.” And she came and got me, just like that.
Two incidents, one as a young child, one years later as a teen. Don’t discredit this stuff, it fucking works. My brother used it a few times too. Let your child pick the word and no never, ever, ever, ever get mad at them for using it no matter what it is.
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my clothes: *has a bunch of words and shit about how youre supposed to wash em right on the tag*
me: .. youre fabric go in the robot sink
my clothes: *has a bunch of words and shit about how youre supposed to wash em right on the tag*
me: .. youre fabric go in the robot sink
elianamiyuki: “All grown-ups were once
Nov. 5th, 2016 01:11 pmvia http://ift.tt/2frId11:
elianamiyuki:
“All grown-ups were once children… but only few of them remember it.”
_ Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
elianamiyuki:
“All grown-ups were once children… but only few of them remember it.”
_ Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
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nineteencigarettes:
I feel fundamentally dishonest using the phrase “low key” so often because inside my heart and soul I’m actually and unambiguously and inappropriately obsessively 100% full scale high key about literally everything I ever think and feel and look at.
nineteencigarettes:
I feel fundamentally dishonest using the phrase “low key” so often because inside my heart and soul I’m actually and unambiguously and inappropriately obsessively 100% full scale high key about literally everything I ever think and feel and look at.
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fruitygogh:
I want to be known as someone who’s full of love and radiates light
fruitygogh:
I want to be known as someone who’s full of love and radiates light
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pondwitch:
powerburial:
pondwitch:
cool new tumblr trend : “goodposting”
its when you share fun interesting things in a calm and friendly way
goodposting example: hey guys, just fucked a bug
no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pondwitch:
powerburial:
pondwitch:
cool new tumblr trend : “goodposting”
its when you share fun interesting things in a calm and friendly way
goodposting example: hey guys, just fucked a bug
no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
