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Nov. 1st, 2016
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wetwareproblem:
internet-recluse:
moxperidot:
self care is [incredibly unhealthy behaviour] and [implausible feat]
Self care is blaming yourself for your parents death and taking on multiple opponents in unarmed combat whilst dressed as a bat.
wetwareproblem:
internet-recluse:
moxperidot:
self care is [incredibly unhealthy behaviour] and [implausible feat]
Self care is blaming yourself for your parents death and taking on multiple opponents in unarmed combat whilst dressed as a bat.
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leslielemonlyman:
ar-ugh-orn:
cockenblog:
This is. so good.
@leslielemonlyman
i was laughing before i even realized you tagged me @ar-ugh-orn
leslielemonlyman:
ar-ugh-orn:
cockenblog:
This is. so good.
@leslielemonlyman
i was laughing before i even realized you tagged me @ar-ugh-orn
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margotkim:
margotkim:
So I came home from work today and there was a kindle addressed to me that I did not remember ordering. I spent the afternoon trying to figure out how I accidentally purchased a kindle from Amazon, and when I came back from hanging out with Catherine, I told my parents, guys, you will not believe what I accidentally ordered for myself.Â
âHuh,â said Dad very casually. âDid you get charged for it?âÂ
I spent the next five minutes checking my bank account and came back into the living room to announce, âNo, I didnât. Do you think itâs a mistake? But it has my name on it! what does this meanâ
It was around the time that I started to sound panicked that Dad confessed to buying it for me (âI didnât realize the mystery of it would be so terrifyingâ). Which was very, very sweet and slightly unfortunate because yesterday I purchased a replacement kindle for myself.Â
So anyway, we now have a family kindleÂ
Me and Mom were talking about the kindle this morning, and she told me about how a few weeks ago, she got into her car only to discover that it had been mysteriously cleaned.
âBut who would do this?â she said to my father who said he was sure he had no idea. âA student? A stranger? Someone who broke into my car to steal it but felt bad about how dirty it was? WHO??â
Eventually Dad was like, âHoney. It was clearly me.â
Poor Dad just wants to be a man who expresses his love through silent actions, but his family consists of panicked, suspicious women who apparently are very sure that strangers will ominously do nice things for us
margotkim:
margotkim:
So I came home from work today and there was a kindle addressed to me that I did not remember ordering. I spent the afternoon trying to figure out how I accidentally purchased a kindle from Amazon, and when I came back from hanging out with Catherine, I told my parents, guys, you will not believe what I accidentally ordered for myself.Â
âHuh,â said Dad very casually. âDid you get charged for it?âÂ
I spent the next five minutes checking my bank account and came back into the living room to announce, âNo, I didnât. Do you think itâs a mistake? But it has my name on it! what does this meanâ
It was around the time that I started to sound panicked that Dad confessed to buying it for me (âI didnât realize the mystery of it would be so terrifyingâ). Which was very, very sweet and slightly unfortunate because yesterday I purchased a replacement kindle for myself.Â
So anyway, we now have a family kindleÂ
Me and Mom were talking about the kindle this morning, and she told me about how a few weeks ago, she got into her car only to discover that it had been mysteriously cleaned.
âBut who would do this?â she said to my father who said he was sure he had no idea. âA student? A stranger? Someone who broke into my car to steal it but felt bad about how dirty it was? WHO??â
Eventually Dad was like, âHoney. It was clearly me.â
Poor Dad just wants to be a man who expresses his love through silent actions, but his family consists of panicked, suspicious women who apparently are very sure that strangers will ominously do nice things for us
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australian-government:
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chuchuroon:
apparently Iâm a girl that likes to cosplay as a guy who likes to cosplay as a girl
idk Iâm justâŠ. idk what Iâm doing HAPPY HALLOWEEN bye
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Vanderghettowood the 3rd
chuchuroon:
apparently Iâm a girl that likes to cosplay as a guy who likes to cosplay as a girl
idk Iâm justâŠ. idk what Iâm doing HAPPY HALLOWEEN bye
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scripturient-manipulator:
1. Her first major novel (Northanger Abbey) was written solely because she was so salty about how dramatic and cliche and formula Gothic novels were. You know what I mean. Every castle is foreboding. Every villain is awful but canât bring himself to kill the heroine because sheâs Too Pure. Every middle-aged female companion wants to do the heroine in. The heroine is Pure and Perfect and Is Good At Everything Young Women Should Be and recites quotes and/or the Bible whenever sheâs in danger and that makes everything better. All butlers are evil. Jane Austen wrote a book specifically to go âTHIS is how NORMAL people react to things!!!â
2. âShe never changed her opinion about books or menâ
3. âAs a girl she wrote stories, including burlesques of popular romancesâ and you know what that means. Jane Austen started off writing smut fanfiction. If thatâs not writing reassurement that you can be great no matter what you choose to write, I donât know what is.
(Both quotes from the Penguin Classics version of Northanger Abbey)
scripturient-manipulator:
1. Her first major novel (Northanger Abbey) was written solely because she was so salty about how dramatic and cliche and formula Gothic novels were. You know what I mean. Every castle is foreboding. Every villain is awful but canât bring himself to kill the heroine because sheâs Too Pure. Every middle-aged female companion wants to do the heroine in. The heroine is Pure and Perfect and Is Good At Everything Young Women Should Be and recites quotes and/or the Bible whenever sheâs in danger and that makes everything better. All butlers are evil. Jane Austen wrote a book specifically to go âTHIS is how NORMAL people react to things!!!â
2. âShe never changed her opinion about books or menâ
3. âAs a girl she wrote stories, including burlesques of popular romancesâ and you know what that means. Jane Austen started off writing smut fanfiction. If thatâs not writing reassurement that you can be great no matter what you choose to write, I donât know what is.
(Both quotes from the Penguin Classics version of Northanger Abbey)
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reynbow-erso-skywalker:
So can we likeâŠstart normalizing the idea that not everyone dates or has their first boyfriend/girlfriend in junior high or high school?
There are plenty of people who go into college with little to no dating experience. There are tons of people who go into college having not had their first kiss yet. Itâs not wrong; everyone experiences things at a different pace, and thatâs okay. Donât feel pressured into doing things youâre not comfortable with at the time just because you feel like you have to fill some sort of âquota.â
reynbow-erso-skywalker:
So can we likeâŠstart normalizing the idea that not everyone dates or has their first boyfriend/girlfriend in junior high or high school?
There are plenty of people who go into college with little to no dating experience. There are tons of people who go into college having not had their first kiss yet. Itâs not wrong; everyone experiences things at a different pace, and thatâs okay. Donât feel pressured into doing things youâre not comfortable with at the time just because you feel like you have to fill some sort of âquota.â
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thehalloweeniest:
my icelandic dog trying to get my attention: björk björk
thehalloweeniest:
my icelandic dog trying to get my attention: björk björk
you: "politically correct"
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you: "politically correct"
me, an intellectual: treating other people with basic human decency
you: "politically correct"
me, an intellectual: treating other people with basic human decency
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A video posted by Laura O'Reilly (@lauraoreillyyoga) on Oct 11, 2016 at 9:51pm PDT
tastefullyoffensive:
Pet shop ownerâs dog does this to everyone who walks into the store.
A video posted by Laura O'Reilly (@lauraoreillyyoga) on Oct 11, 2016 at 9:51pm PDT
tastefullyoffensive:
Pet shop ownerâs dog does this to everyone who walks into the store.
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lukersea:
I just need questioning girls to know that it doesnât mean shit if you feel like being attracted to women is likeâŠnew for you. it doesnât mean you âmade it upâ or are ânot really into girlsâ. itâs perfectly normal to feel blindsided by sapphic love and attraction after a lifetime of suppressing it, excusing it, and ignoring it. all it means is that youâre finally letting yourself feel it.
lukersea:
I just need questioning girls to know that it doesnât mean shit if you feel like being attracted to women is likeâŠnew for you. it doesnât mean you âmade it upâ or are ânot really into girlsâ. itâs perfectly normal to feel blindsided by sapphic love and attraction after a lifetime of suppressing it, excusing it, and ignoring it. all it means is that youâre finally letting yourself feel it.