Sep. 18th, 2016

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when youve been living with your bro and the kid youve adopted together for 9 years but he still hasnt said no homo
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Terry was born in a Papa Johns
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I love when dogs are mildly excited and u start encouraging them like “what is it?!” and their tail goes from a level five to level eighty.
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reblog this post with a cool animal species lets make a wholesome thread

ok ill give a headstart:

i really like leopard seals 

axolotls are p rad

I LOVE THOSE

potoos look like muppets and i ove tem

here’s a quokka it’s like someone decided to splice together a wallaby and a teddy bear they literally always look like a benevolent cartoon

i don’t think you can get more wholesome than that adorable lil seed-eating smiley face. they’re not even like dolphins, cute on the outside and evil on the inside. they’re herbivores about the size of a cat. there is nothing wrong with them. 

The Springhaas, or “irl pikachu” as it is sometimes known, is basically a rat shaped like a bunny abruptly caught in the middle of trying to evolve into a kangaroo. This is why they tend to look startled.

This is a dik dik. They are tiny antelopes from southern and eastern Africa–seriously so smol. With teeny hooves and teeny horns and big soulful eyes. And the name is fun to say. It comes from the alarm call that the females make. They live together in monogamous pairs. 

Long Eared Jerboa

The adorable mash-up of a hamster, bunny, and kangaroo. Whiskers with no end, ears that put a fennec to shame, and adorability beyond measure!

bringing this back on your dashes

a sichuan takin bull and his daughter

often the color of donald trump’s hair and looking like a cross between a bison and a guinea pig, the takin is actually a bloody big goat-antelope. they have splendid noses, a natural smile, and share their habitat with pandas. which should be good enough for anyone.

This is an okapi. They are related to giraffe, can lick their own eyeballs and kind of always look like you just asked them for a ride to the airport but look at those ears and the little striped legs ~(*^*)~

Meet the bearded vulture! They eat bones and rub dirt on their feathers to make them orange/red

The 

Paedophryne amauensis from Papua New Guinea is the smallest frog in the world (about the size of a housefly) and I love it

The elephant shrew! They have silly, amazing noses and their snouts bounce when they run!
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Harley: THESE ARE MY CHILDREN

Ivy: Harley they are hyenas

Harley: Don’t talk that way about our children say sorry
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hansgrubr:

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Girls who don’t lift up other girls confuse the fuck outta me

I just don’t have the upper body strength for it

Wait that’s not what you meant
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Sandra 😍😍✨
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I made like five dozen chocolate chip cookies tonight and they are pretty much ENTIRELY sugar (brown and white!) and butter. Like. SO MUCH sugar and butter.
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An example of someone acknowledging their white privilege and using it to help. #Love it!

Bless her
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awesome-picz:

Thailand’s New Tallest Skyscraper Just Opened, But It Looks Like It’s Missing Some Pixels.

i’m gay for this building

AESTHETICC
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i wish i knew more gay and bi girls not even to date just to be buddies with and also to date
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”Dafuq was that?”
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Evgeny Lushpin
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archaeologicalnews:

Archaeologists in Denmark have found evidence of a 3,000 year-old cooking mistake that casts some light into the everyday life of Scandinavian Bronze Age people.

Clear evidence for one of the most common mistakes in the kitchen – burning food – lay in a clay pot that was excavated in central Jutland, Denmark.

The clay vessel was found, upturned and in near mint condition, at the bottom of what was once a waste pit.

“The pot is typical for cooking vessels in this region of Denmark. It was accompanied by several other objects fitting the dating,” archaeologist Kaj F. Rasmussen from Museum Silkeborg, Denmark, told Discovery News. Read more.

[fucks up dinner and just straight-up buries the evidence] We’re Getting Ancient Pizza Tonight, Girls
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I don’t hate Shakespeare. 

I love Shakespeare. 

In my opinion, the greatest disservice anyone can do to his work is to elevate it to some kind of highbrow high art literary thing. The reason he’s studied today is that his plays endured (plus or minus some changes in fashion over the centuries), and the reason his plays endured is because they were popular, and the reason his plays were popular is because he crammed them full of stuff that people wanted; i.e., lots of jokes focusing on the less refined features of the human anatomy and the things they get up to.

Perhaps you’ve had it explained to you that Hamlet’s talk of “country matters” was an uncouth pun, and his reply in the same conversation of “nothing” was a similar reference. Did you think that was a one-off thing? 

If you’re aware that “nothing” was a euphemism for the vulva in Shakespeare’s England, have you ever stopped to marvel at the sheer audacity, the sheer brass somethings that a man would have to have to name a play Much Ado About Nothing?

Translate that into modern-modern English, and you’d get something like Everybody’s Up In Arms About Pussy. Though you’d lose the pun on “nothing/noting” in doing so… yes, that’s how far from highbrow Shakespeare is. He made the title of his play a triple pun.

And yes, Much Ado is not one of the Bard’s more serious works to begin with… but then, what is? We divide Shakespeare’s plays up into tragedies and comedies based on the dramatic convention of which ones have a happy ending versus a sad one, but they are all comedies in the modern sense of “things you go to expecting to laugh”. The country/nothing lines come from Hamlet. Heck, Hamlet is hilarious throughout. Any scene with Polonius in it is guaranteed to be comedy gold. 

Of course, the people who want to call Shakespeare highbrow are probably the people who quote him in all blustering sincerity when he says “to thine own self be true”… or funnier still, when they paraphrase him as saying that “brevity is the soul of wit”.

Of course, hands down, my favorite bit in Hamlet is when he’s giving instructions to the players that basically amount to William Shakespeare pre-emptively bringing up every stereotype of Serious Shakespearean Acting we have today and saying, “This. This thing. Do not do this thing.”

Anyway, let’s talk about the idea that he “invented the English language”; e.g., he created so many hundreds of new words. Okay, well, first of all, we don’t know how many he invented. We just know there are words and usages of words for which the texts of his plays are the earliest surviving example. The thing is, all those words evidently made sense to his audience.

There’s a post that goes around Tumblr listing some of the words credited to Shakespeare, and one of them is “elbow”. The commentary attached to this post basically boggles over the idea that nobody in the English world had a name for “the bendy part of an arm” until an actor gets up on stage and says “elbow”, and everybody’s like, “Oh, yeah, that’s what it is.”

Except it didn’t happen like that. The noun elbow isn’t what is attributed to Shakespeare; the verb to elbow (as in “elbowing someone aside”) is. His character took a noun and used it to describe an action. That’s not a highbrow creation of language as some sort of received wisdom handed down from authority. That’s naturalistic language use. 

Even if he was the first person to describe the act of “elbowing someone”, it caught on because it worked, because it made sense to vernacular speakers of English. 

So many of his words fit this model: they are butchered foreign words, they are slangy applications of English words, they are colorful metaphors or synecdoches. In short, he was writing in what we call “Buffyspeak”. If he had an unusual talent for doing it memorably, it still ultimately worked because it reflected the language of the time.
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under the eye of the storm

by Denny Bitte
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okay…… good night mom………….,,
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“Bad books on writing tell you to “WRITE WHAT YOU KNOW”, a solemn and totally false adage that is the reason there exist so many mediocre novels about English professors contemplating adultery.”
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I cannot reblog this enough, this is hilarious to me. 

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@fahye I feel like this is an apt sumary of your experience with some booker prize winners

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ESSENTIALLY YES

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Samyaza, Angel of Pride

All hail,
First Born
Giver of Names
Father of Giants
Protector of the House of Man

Long shall be his days.
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Ephesus // cats + ancient sites

I like to think the souls of the past lived on in the stray cats inhabiting the remains.

Fun fact: stray cats in Rome are not considered “strays” but “free cats” and they have legal citizenship of the city. They mostly live in the Roman ruins in the city and have legal rights and protection and are taken care of by thousands of specialized volunteers who make sure they’re healthy and fed. A lot of them also get sterilized and there are initiatives to get them adopted.

I guess cats everywhere have a kinship with ancient ruins :)

this does indeed make me feel so much better

I went to the Palace of Malia in Crete in December 2013. We were the only visitors in the whole archeologic site and the only other living beings around were the ticket lady and a super-affectionate cat.

She followed us around for the whole visit, well actually, she was walking in front of us as if she was guiding the tour and at the end of the visit she stopped by the offering table left in situ and took a drink.

Convince me she was not some sort of genius loci, if you can.

You had the best most magical tour guide.
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manslator:

[on an article about women being murdered or assaulted for rejecting men]

Women NOT being honest is what bothers me. If you’re going to reject a guy, you tell him squarely. I’ve had a girl give me a fake number before and that was a real kick in the teeth. Like you don’t even respect me enough to give me a straight answer and you don’t respect yourself enough to deal with it? Ladies, if a guy asks, and you’re not into him, just tell him. If he persists after a strong and simple “no,” then seek help. That’s his fault and his problem, not yours.

Manslation: The emotional stress of receiving a fake number one time FAR outweighs women LITERALLY FUCKING DYING. You should really consider my feelings above all even though you never once asked to be in this situation. It’s obvious you don’t respect yourself, since you are doing your damndest to get away from me. No self-respecting woman would turn me down, am I right? LADIES, quit worrying about angry men making you dead if you say no to them! After all, it only happens some of the time! And if you DO say no and he DOES make you dead, make sure you notify the police RIGHT AWAY that you have been murdered. Is that really so hard?

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